A movie with nothing

Kiel 2022-03-25 09:01:05

The hero’s dream is to call on magicians to love magical animals. Has he called on everyone in the film? no. Do dark powers come to snatch or kill magical animals? no. The big villain has temporarily detained a box of animals, but is he interested in this box of animals? no. Is the other villain silently interested in this box of animals? no. From start to finish, does the villain take the protagonist seriously? no. Is the protagonist seriously attacking the villain? no. So is it logical that the line of the protagonist and the line of the villain are combined abruptly? no. The magical animals are very cute, and the fat guys who make bread are also very cute. Do they participate in the battle in the BOSS battle? no. The relationship between the fat bread maker and the female magician is really warm, but is it necessarily helpful to the main story? no. But does this show have a main storyline? no. Does the big villain boss have judgment and insight? no. In addition to adding chaos and hypocrisy, does the heroine have any charm? no. In addition to pretending to be compelling, does the New York Magic Association have anything to do? no. In the whole film, apart from using Depp to bury an unfinished foreshadowing, is there any meaning? no. I really don’t know if it’s a plot issue or a translation issue. After Colin Farrell said the last words, I really think he makes the most sense in the whole show. Moreover, he and the protagonist have no bloody feud, even he is not paying attention to the protagonist at all, he is "unrequited love" the whole time. Really ruthless and unreasonable! ! ! (Oh no, no, no, solemnly correct, the above statement is only based on the commentary of the movie plot! Pedophilia in the real world is absolutely guilty!!!) I have never seen a boss who is more free from the main plot than this movie. Of course, I have been tortured and beaten from beginning to end. My little lightning, because he is more handsome than freckles, was forced to shave a pot lid. I want to beat them to death for you. The whole drama is exactly like two stories forced to break together. The hero and the heroine spend at least two-thirds of their time committing crimes and entertaining themselves. Of course, the animals are very cute, and then there is no more. I like small freckles very much, but the acting of small freckles, which is always static, sideways and squatting, is really like British Chen Kun. The heroine is one of the most awkward and strenuous characters I have ever seen in my lifetime. In addition, I went to the theater after watching the animated picture of Sniffing on Weibo and found that there was no surprise. The sapling made me always want to summon Xingjue. In terms of plot and coolness, the most recent movie is Doctor Strange the best. The above-mentioned cold water is just my own experience of watching movies, so I refuse to argue. Finally, the villain in this play is the most charming, because the other people are either childlike innocence and IQ, or stereotyped and old-fashioned. Why should I rush to the cinema. . . A bit disappointed. Of course, such as Guo forced to sum up some shining things, such as: loving animals, resisting domestic violence, caring for children with autism, and pedophilia will definitely not end well. But you said that these things plus sniffing can make this movie a very exciting and beautiful movie. Does it make sense? no.

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  • Lamont 2022-03-22 09:01:13

    I hope this world will always exist in a place we don't know.

  • Carolyne 2021-10-20 19:00:12

    I don't care. I will give Colin Farrell's coat (robes?) and Ezra five stars! One of the last scenes made me call out "Change back" in my heart

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them quotes

  • Porpentina Goldstein: And you were just in Equatorial Guinea?

    Newt Scamander: And I've just completed a year in the fields. I'm writing a book about magical creatures.

    Porpentina Goldstein: Like an extermination guide?

    Newt Scamander: No. A guide to help people understand why we should be protecting these creatures instead of killing them.

  • [first lines]

    Newt Scamander: [whispers to his case] Dougal... settle down now, please.

    [Dougal grumbles]

    Newt Scamander: It won't be long.