Luc Besson, your mother told you to go home and take medicine

Rachelle 2022-03-15 09:01:11

First of all, I have to praise the shrewd and capable producers of this film. They forced a movie with almost no special effects to create a sense of magical blockbuster. The car chase scenes use bicycles, which is really admirable.

Zhao Youting, who wears neither Chinese nor foreign, speaks English and Chinese for a while. What is the official language of your country? In the end, I didn't understand whether the country in this basket was in China or where. You said it was in a different world, but China was mentioned more than once in the movie, which is too unfathomable.

The princess played by Ni Ni reflects that the ideology of Luc Besson's old man is still stuck in the impression that Americans have on the Chinese during the Cold War: everyone knows kung fu, and the princess is like taking mouse medicine. Ignorance, idiot, like a Pyongyang citizen feeling like he just entered Manhattan, he can't wait to point to every piece of furniture and ask what it is. You call her stupid, but this princess is super adaptable and soon broke in the mall... As for why she can speak fluent modern English but doesn't know the meaning of words, don't ask me, neither do I Understand.

Wu Zhenyu's Doraemon, oh no, is the most dispensable person in the whole film, the wizard really is the most dispensable person in the whole film, that dress can directly join the Pinocchio crew without modification.

Almost every other character is unreasonable, the big boss kills people indiscriminately, although it is a fictional script, at least it makes sense. Also, Hui Yinghong was so short of money that she moved a pot in the middle of the road to touch porcelain. She thought she was a hidden expert from the world, but it turned out that she was just holding a pot and making soy sauce.

The whole plot is extremely boring, so let's say you sleep for 20 minutes without affecting your understanding of the plot at all. At the end, it suddenly rained "thunder". Just when the protagonist was about to return to his own world, the queen played by Ni Ni expressed that he would break his place. After the full moon was spent, the queen's men actually wanted to do it because of this matter. kill the protagonist. excuse me? Didn't the queen force her to have a relationship? And the ideology of female chastity conveyed here is disgusting. Also why would these soldiers know they had a shot? Did you watch the live broadcast? really drunk.

This is not the most terrifying. After that, the protagonist who learned kung fu came home and beat the high school classmate who seemed to be in his thirties who bullied him before, and then continued to hang up the little male protagonist, in order to help his mother relieve the housing pressure, I sold myself a cool 3D game at home for a huge sum of $25,000, said! What is the relationship between your screenwriters and the screenwriters of "A Smile Is Very Alluring"? A young boy who was addicted to online games without doing homework, became a big hero who saved the world in a daze, and then became a powerhouse in life in a lustful way. You said that the plot is easy for teenagers? sorry, I think this kind of value is the most inappropriate for teenagers to read, okay?

In the end, all the characters advertised for Audition at the end, and they almost danced on the grave. And I just want to ask, why is the title called Warrior's Gate?

28/100

Supplement: The editing was seriously unqualified , and a lot of shots were cut so badly that I almost heard the director's voice calling for action.

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Enter the Warriors Gate quotes

  • [Jack mentions Disneyland]

    Zhoo: So what's in Disneyland?

    Jack: A lot of princesses.

    Zhoo: Oh?

    Jack: Chinese one, too.

  • Jack: Dudes, I'm-I'm looking for the princess. Know where she is?