Fantasies of a bumpkin' brain, definitely not scientific

Katheryn 2022-03-22 09:01:33

Personally, I don't like the Star Trek series. The two films directed by JJ in the middle can't be beat, and this third one is back to the original level. Totally a piece of shit. Traditional action movies under the guise of sci-fi almost don’t take into account the elements of science: you don’t need to wear an oxygen mask to go to every planet. Crossing the asteroid belt is like crossing a reef beach. The gravity and time speed of each alien planet are the same. The... the story is bad, and the characters are ugly. It's not a martial arts movie, but an ancient magic weapon! Your mother's new technology is so bad? Can't even win with ancient weapons? ! ! !

I fell asleep watching it at the movie theater, but luckily I didn't pay for the tickets myself. Otherwise, you will surely regret to death.

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Star Trek Beyond quotes

  • Spock: [informing Bones of Spock Prime's death] I want to live as he did. That is why I decided to redirect my efforts and continue his work on New Vulcan.

    Doctor 'Bones' McCoy: You're leaving Starfleet? What did Jim have to say about that?

    Spock: I could not find the time to tell him.

    Doctor 'Bones' McCoy: Well, I can tell you he's not gonna like that. Hell, I don't know what he'd do without you. I mean, you know, me, on the other hand, I'd... I'd throw a party, but...

    [Spock laughs]

    Doctor 'Bones' McCoy: My god, you're getting delirious.

  • Doctor 'Bones' McCoy: Spock, wake up, damn it.

    Commander Spock: [opening his eyes] I am entirely conscious, Doctor. I'm simply contemplating the nature of mortality.

    Doctor 'Bones' McCoy: Feeling philosophical, huh? Massive blood loss will do that to you.

    Commander Spock: You asked me why Lieutenant Uhura and I parted ways. I became concerned, in the light of Vulcan's demise, that I owed a debt of duty to my species.

    Doctor 'Bones' McCoy: You thought you should be off making little Vulcans, huh? Yeah, I can see how that'd upset her.

    Commander Spock: I intended to discuss it with her further, but I received some news which affected me unexpectedly.

    Doctor 'Bones' McCoy: What news?

    Commander Spock: Ambassador Spock has died.

    Doctor 'Bones' McCoy: Oh. Spock, I'm so sorry. I-I can't imagine what that must feel like.