I fell asleep watching it at the movie theater, but luckily I didn't pay for the tickets myself. Otherwise, you will surely regret to death.
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Fantasies of a bumpkin' brain, definitely not scientific
Katheryn 2022-03-22 09:01:33
Personally, I don't like the Star Trek series. The two films directed by JJ in the middle can't be beat, and this third one is back to the original level. Totally a piece of shit. Traditional action movies under the guise of sci-fi almost don’t take into account the elements of science: you don’t need to wear an oxygen mask to go to every planet. Crossing the asteroid belt is like crossing a reef beach. The gravity and time speed of each alien planet are the same. The... the story is bad, and the characters are ugly. It's not a martial arts movie, but an ancient magic weapon! Your mother's new technology is so bad? Can't even win with ancient weapons? ! ! !
I fell asleep watching it at the movie theater, but luckily I didn't pay for the tickets myself. Otherwise, you will surely regret to death.
I fell asleep watching it at the movie theater, but luckily I didn't pay for the tickets myself. Otherwise, you will surely regret to death.
Extended Reading
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Spock: Captain, the flight patterns of bees are determined by individual decisions. Krall's swarm formations are too complex not to rely on some form of unified cyberpathic coordination. I surmise that if we...
Captain James T. Kirk: [interrupts] Spock! Skip to the end.
Lieutenant Uhura: What he's saying is that if we disorient the swarm, we can kick its ass!
Spock: Precisely.
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Captain James T. Kirk: Vice Admirals don't fly, do they?
Commodore Paris: No. They don't.
Captain James T. Kirk: Well, no offense, ma'am, but... where's the fun in that?