Osgu: I called my mother, and she was so happy that she cried. She wants you to wear her white lace wedding dress.
"Daphne": No, Osgur. I can't wear your mother's wedding dress. That... me and her... we have different physiques.
Osgu: The wedding dress can be changed.
"Daphne": No! Osgu, let me tell you straight. We can't get married at all.
Osgu: Why?
"Daphne": Well... first of all, I'm not naturally blond.
Osgu: It's okay.
"Daphne": I smoke, I always smoke.
Osgu: I don't care.
"Daphne": ...my past was terrible. I lived with a saxophonist for three years.
Osgu: I forgive you.
"Daphne": I can't have children.
OSGU (quietly): We can adopt.
"Daphne": Why don't you understand Osgur. (He rips off his wig and regains his man's voice) I, I'm a man.
Osgu: (calmly but still affectionately) Well, Nobody's perfect.
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