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Spivey: What is this? Look at the state of this rubbish. Those egyptians never had a clue. Look at that stuff. It's all chintz and stuff. Look at that. Cheap pottery, this Ancient rubbish.
Spivey: [when Alex hits with a slingshot on his head and he uses his gun to threaten him] Aaah! Jacques, someone hit me head!
Jacques: SHUT UP, SPIVEY. This place is cursed.
Jacques: [while Spivey groaning and sobbing when his head is hurt when he saw Alex way up there] We do not want to wake the gods.
Jonathan: So then I killed the mummy and all his minions and stole his sceptor.
Show Girl: [smiles] Oh, you're so brave.
Jonathan: And rich. Did I mention rich.
Show Girl: What do you think I'm doing here?
Jonathan: [a bunch of henchmen entering the O'Connell house] Sorry. We must be in the wrong house.
Show Girl: [she got caught] I thought you said this was your house.
Jonathan: No, I didn't
Show Girl: [looks at Jonathan] Call me!
Jonathan: Uh-huh!
Jonathan: [he was caught by the Curator's henchmen] you're not Sheila's husband, are you?
Baltus Hafez, the Curator: No.
Jonathan: [sits down in his comfy chair] Look, if you work for Johnny, I was gonna pay him back on Tuesday.
Baltus Hafez, the Curator: I don't KNOW any Johnny. We are looking for the bracelet of Anubis.
Jonathan: [looks at the Curator] Oh, good. Good for you. Good thing to have, the old bracelet of Anubis.
Baltus Hafez, the Curator: [seriously] Where is it?
Jonathan: Ah, you're looking here for the bracelet. I see. Well, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Baltus Hafez, the Curator: Mr. O'Connell, you try my patience.
Jonathan: Mr. O'Connell? No, hold on a minute. you've got the wrong ma...
Jonathan: [when Shafek holds his knife up on Jonathan's neck] AAAH! That bracelet. Yes, of course. Now I remember. I lost it in a card game.
Baltus Hafez, the Curator: For your sake, I hope not.
[looks down and he takes the sceptor]
Baltus Hafez, the Curator: It can't be.
