There's nothing to write about, mainly because I don't feel anything~

Westley 2022-05-22 15:46:39

It's a very weird movie. It's a spoof from the beginning to the end. Think about it, such a tall man actually babbled several times about Calvin's heroic deeds in high school, except for the chills. It can be described, let alone Calvin, even I feel impossible, how could that little fat man with limited mobility join such a secret service organization, and then his body mutated into such a state.
Well, I'll take it as a nonsense prank, and don't think about so many impossibles and whys. But is this so-called comedy movie really so funny? By the way, how low is your laugh? The whole plot is the kind of bizarre and unexpected cute incident. After the finger is broken, it can be restored in seconds. With the skills of the mage department, I had a feeling that Gul'dan must have been possessed by Calvin high school.
The final ending was a bit hasty. Before the plot felt that there was any change, the transaction actually started, and then the truth of the incident came to the surface.
The last high school reunion is really weird. I really don't know about it from abroad, but it seems that there are not many high schools in China who can gather all the classmates all at once.
Since it's defined in comedy, it's okay to give two stars reluctantly.
Okay, let me add that Calvin's speech when he graduated from high school was really good. I think that the feeling of repression when the arrogance of a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers is ruthlessly consumed by real life really makes me feel small. A bit of sadness, that's about it.

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Central Intelligence quotes

  • Calvin Joyner: Hey, wait. Whatever happened to that girl that you liked in high school? Oh, God, man. The Doogie Howser girl. She was, like, fourteen, but somehow she was a senior. She wore a cape.

    Bob Stone: Darla McGuckian.

    Calvin Joyner: Darla McGuckian. "Yucky Gucky." Didn't she have a lazy eye or something?

    Bob Stone: Two of 'em.

  • Calvin Joyner: Let's go.

    Bob Stone: Nah. We're not going anywhere, Jet. This whole thing will be over in a jiff.

    Thugged Out: Hey, how about this? Why don't you and your boyfriend apologize to Big Rick here and then go jerk each other off in the parking lot?

    Calvin Joyner: That's, that's a lot...

    Bob Stone: Yeah. You're right, CJ. That's a lot of homophobia coming out of a very angry man. You need to go get that looked at by a trained professional. But, since you have escalated this whole scenario by bringing what I can only assume is an unlicensed firearm into this public place, endangering the lives of all these innocent people, I can no longer, in good conscience, walk away and jerk anyone off in the parking lot.