Zhao Genda's own erotic selfie

Weston 2022-03-18 09:01:03

Say, in Beijing, there is such a young and middle-aged man who is 24 years old this year. Let's call him Zhao Genda. It is said that Zhao Gen was not stupid when he was young. When he was in kindergarten, when other children could calculate that two plus five equals seven, Zhao Gen could barely count to 3 with his own fingers, and it was a little difficult to go up. Genda's father erected 4 of his fingers, educating Zhao Genda until he pleaded bitterly, "This motherfucker is 4, stupid son", Zhao Genda still stubbornly looked at the raised 4 and his fingers and muttered Muttering "one, two, three" to himself.

The kindergarten teacher told Zhao Genda's mother that your child is actually quite smart, don't worry, Zhao Genda's parents know that this is fucking nonsense, but they can't be in a hurry, Zhao Genda's father regrets listening to it back then The sister-in-law's blind idea gave Zhao Genda the current name. He even talked to the child's mother about whether to go to the police station to change the child's name, called Zhao Daouda or something.

The 24-year-old Zhao Genda graduated from college this summer because of repeated repetitions (you see, things in the world are so fucked up, the children who could count to 21 in the kindergarten back then now have a stall downstairs selling pancakes in Zhao Gen’s family, The kind of two dollars a plus egg and two dollars, but Zhao Genda pretended to be an intellectual in a famous university in Beijing and just signed a tripartite contract with a prospective foreign company to prepare for graduation. White collar).

Zhao Genda's graduation meal started a few years ago, and there are still more than two months before graduation. Zhao Genda now sees his classmates turning his face and leaving, and pretends not to see it when he sees it. Whoever wants to call his name can he Turning around, you must know that there are many people who eat casual meals, and those who can pay for the bill soberly after eating, but they are always Zhao Genda. Apart from the fact that Lord Zhao Gen is very stupid and honest, there is also a very important reason. : You don't drink. Once Zhao Gen carried all the drunk classmates in the next dormitory back one by one, and after one of them wet his pants, he told himself that I would never pay the bill again soberly, and I would also make himself drunk. People carry it back and piss on the curb on the way back and draw circles.

Zhao Genda, who doesn't drink, has a girl friend named He Xiaotong, who lives in the community where Zhao Genda's family lived, and grew up in a kindergarten as a child. Pure nonsense. The female friend of Zhao Genda's brain capacity is not as big as Zhao Genda, but her chest is very sturdy and her face is beautiful. When Zhao Gen was in high school, he once pulled up the curtains and watched an pornographic movie. He fell off the bed in shock at the beginning, because the Japanese girl who shouted "Drum and Drum" was too much like his girlfriend's friend. He Xiaotong is gone, and Zhao Genda turned around and found the name of the heroine of the A movie, called Sora Aoi, who has a nickname called Tongyan Busty Breasts.

When he was a child, he and Zhao Genda pooled together money to buy popsicles. He Xiaotong, who only paid half the money but bit more than half, has grown into the shape of a child's big breasts, so he and Zhao Genda are no longer the same. He Xiaotong's life is mainly about changing Boyfriends commented one by one, but Zhao Genda went out and got drunk when he was about to graduate from college, and was forced by He Xiaotong to ask that he was actually a male, and that the second brother was only 12.7 cm long.

Zhao Genda's classmates have inquired about He Xiaotong with Zhao Genda. In fact, it is only in the dormitory building where Zhao Genda lives that He Xiaotong has been with no less than three boyfriends. Zhao Genda is very distressed about this. Zhao Genda ran back to the dormitory halfway through the class to look for papers, and when he opened the door, he saw He Xiaotong sitting naked on top of one of his classmates, rubbing his hair with both hands and shaking vigorously. Zhao Genda couldn't forget He Xiaotong's upright chest, and The imposing nipples, Zhao Genda felt that He Xiaotong's tits were like two eyes, which was captivating and made people feel afraid. He even had a nightmare because of it.

Zhao Genda, who was about to graduate from college, received a phone call one night from He Xiaotong. As soon as the call was connected, he cried, crying so much that Zhao Gen's liver trembled, his lungs were unable to exert his strength, and he held his breath. Later, like the teenage sex comedy of the tattered children, He Xiaotong and a certain boyfriend made love without a condom after calculating the safety period for a long time, and ended up getting pregnant. Of course, a certain boyfriend as a villain does not care about this, so he tried his best to clear it up, and asked back. He Xiaotong "How do you know it's mine?" I said, like a ragged youth sex comedy, Zhao Genda accompanied He Xiaotong to a hospital, and it was a painless flow of people in 3 minutes, Zhao Genda thought it was very difficult. Damn, why did Xiaotong cry several times secretly, and also thought about going to the grandson who sowed the seeds and didn't pull out the seedlings, and thought about what to do if he was reported and then recorded by the school and couldn't get his graduation certificate, And Zhao Gen thinks about it that he can't beat others 80% of the time.

After this incident, the relationship between He Xiaotong and Zhao Genda became closer. Following the path of the tattered youth sex comedy, the plot developed here, and the situation went deeper, and things were almost like this, but things didn't necessarily look like this. Yes, in fact, He Xiaotong and Zhao Genda broke up within half a month of being together.

The broken-hearted Zhao Genda didn't feel any grief to live or die. In fact, he was very calm. He figured out that he fell in love with He Xiaotong as a child. What's more clear is that love is actually a person's thing. Unable to sleep at night, Zhao Gen opened the email He Xiaotong sent him, and downloaded the two photos in the attachment. One was a remake of a black and white photo many years ago. The 4-year-old Zhao Gen squinted and grinned. He Xiaotong is wearing dick, next to He Xiaotong wearing ill-fitting briefs; the other one was taken in a small hotel room where they were playing outside when they broke up. Zhao Gen fell asleep, He Xiaotong was topless wearing Zhao Gen. The big briefs hugged him and gave himself a top shot.

Zhao Gen is very fond of "Angry Heart", because he has a fragile heart like the British killer Chev.

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