In her student days, she was like a nasty rival in love: there were always ways to interrupt dates, change schedules, create cold wars, and she didn't look as good as you.
We were never friends back then.
After graduating, I had a bit of insomnia for a while.
Knowing Tiantian, he asked me casually: Do you want to come to wow.
I'm a little dumbfounded: Excuse me? ! Can it cure insomnia? !
No, but after you learn it, you can turn people you don't like into sheep.
I'm struggling to find some connection between insomnia and sheep.
"Become a sheep???"
"Yes, all of us!" We were eating, and he pointed at the boy on the table.
I suddenly felt that the whole thing was so funny and a little cool, so I agreed inexplicably.
They are very dynamic, but the aesthetic is exaggerated: first helped me choose a character of the double ponytail dwarf.
Although it looks so simple and unpretentious,
it's different from those coquettish bitches outside, but watching her happily jumping on the interface, I couldn't help but roll
my eyes apocalypse: My own proposal is in "My Name is MT" One of the undead girls of my life, she is very cute when she floats around with her sleeves on her sleeves.
Later, they kindly showed me her ID photo of Xiang Wu's photo in the drama, and I was so lost that I couldn't even roll my eyes.
"I want to choose a good-looking person! A good-looking person!!!" I made the only request angrily.
So I became a blood elf little wizard of a tribe.
My appearance is very slender ~ my silver hair is very fashionable ~ my skill is called "arcane" ~ melancholy blue has a radiance~~
think about it and feel a little beautiful in my heart.
The time when I first arrived was very good. The little mage followed his friends to the world, watching the mountains and the sea, and went to the bar by boat.
One evening, when the twilight was all around, I looked at the sea of clouds and the radiant rays of light in front of me, and felt that the world seemed to be pretty good.
After getting familiar with the operation for a week, we started to form a group to play the dungeon on Friday night.
Since the college days in Kexiang, I have spent countless nights browsing the Internet cafes together. For the first time, I felt that I had to do something "serious".
We gathered at the crossroads, and someone just wanted to tell me: "Red Bean, stop killing small animals!" Before I
finished speaking, I had already run away.
The "small animals" in their mouths are actually from beasts.
The lions on the prairie are not very friendly: once stood a little closer, they came and bit me.
Later, I blood-washed the lions on that grassland...and some other birds and beasts.
"Hongdou, don't do such a boring thing!" The unfamiliar teammates would also persuade me a few words.
"It's useless, she didn't even let a mouse on the deck!"
I swear, I just wanted to see if I could hit the mouse that time.
Anyway, when I was fighting in groups, I was still remarkable: I was focused and agile, but the sound of pressing the keyboard was a bit loud.
My senior brother kept reminding me distractedly by the side: exerting force doesn't help.
When it was over, he was happily humiliated by the head of the regiment: there were two dicks paddling, and the output was not as good as red beans.
At that time, new users could triple experience by binding and leveling up, and a few friends played trumpet with me, so I grew up quickly.
But also like to kill small animals.
I couldn't stand it every day, so I first got me a little snow leopard to try to cultivate a little love. After finding that there was no bird to use, I said,
"It's better to kill trolls than killing trolls."
Trolls probably have other names, but He Ha The stupid snot-snoting troll in Lipot looks the same, so I call him the troll.
The place where the trolls live is a bit barren and the scenery is ordinary. I often kill until my eyes are red and go back to the prairie.
Tiantian sighed again, "Come on, since it's so empty, why don't you learn something that is really useful to society." When
he first helped me choose "mining" in the elective course, I refused.
Although everyone's employment direction is basically blue-collar, I am more inclined to learn to make clothes:
"Fashion designers should be more respectable when they say it." The little mage's eyes rolled.
"But mining is more profitable." Tian Tian raised his fingers and said to me solemnly, "The gold in your hand is very safe!"
Immediately moved by such a simple reason, he sang with peace of mind "We workers have strength. "Turned the soil like an earthworm.
Every week they have someone help me get a little money at the auction house.
But mining is really a very boring subject. Once I dig, I get bored again. When the power of the floods in my body erupts, I start killing small animals again.
Luckily, they left me in a rain forest this time, which is rich in species and beautiful lakes. When I'm in a good mood, I can dive to kill turtles.
At this time, the problem appeared. I found that the capacity of my bag is actually limited, but the "loot" that I can get from killing small animals is unlimited.
Especially when it needs to load ore and "loot", the usually ample backpack seems very cramped.
And my mood at this time is as depressed as seeing the WeChat emoji column full: but I don't want to lose a single one!
After thinking about it, I reluctantly dispose of part of the silver mine first.
As a result, when I was roaming outside on the weekend, I received a very dissatisfied call:
"Have you not worked well this week? Where is the mine?!"
"I have it! But I can't hold it..." The more I talked, the more guilty I became.
"Pretend! No! Down! It's because the bag is full of worthless junk!!!"
So after "Don't kill small animals", there is another "Don't pick up small junk".
What a grievance, even if it's not worth a few dollars, it's my blood and sweat in exchange for it.
The low mood was quickly noticed by my friends, and everyone may think that it is too difficult for me to stop killing small animals.
So I was evacuated from the environment with small animals: I was thrown into a valley full of elves to fight elves.
The elves are light blue and look beautiful, and the elf leader is blue-green, which is a little more troublesome than ordinary elves.
So she managed to get my attention.
I often kill the elf little brother beside her with one move and then confront her for a while before killing her;
or after killing her, I hide behind a stone and watch her resurrect from translucent little by little.
After resurrection, kill her first, then kill her whole family, and then run away.
Elves are a little more advanced than small animals. Every day when they help me organize my bags, they start texting me:
" I have a good pair of shoes this week.
I 'll change them for you!" Then I became obsessed with picking up "not bad" things.
After everyone couldn't stand it any longer, they pointed me to a clear path:
go northwest (probably) in the deep forest, and you will see the ruins of an ancient Roman Colosseum.
Every day at midnight, a guard who looks like a Gringotts goblin walks to the middle of the square to open a small treasure chest.
The first person to go every day can get a little gift that is a little more powerful than "not bad" for sure.
Given that the Colosseum is far and wide, and I have grown to a certain stage.
It was unanimously decided that I could have a decent mount.
I'm still looking forward to becoming a car owner.
After all, I have seen a lot of cool vehicles in this game.
Convertible planes, crotch motorcycles, tigers, white wolves, hippogriffs...
I think a lady with a good image and good temperament like me should be more suitable for traditional and classic mythical beasts: such as Cartier cheetahs...
Finally After everyone reached a consensus, I really got an...
ostrich!
Gay purple ostrich!
Although it was annoyed, the two of us probably recognized each other the moment we got on it (sounds a bit erotic).
In other words, I began to accept this setting:
I am a little ranger at the bottom of the rivers and lakes . I am poor, my clothes are worthless, my pets and mounts are not very good, but I am happy and free to run every day. ahh.
Riding a little ostrich every night to open the box is the happiest moment of the day.
All week I was on time to pick up some cobweb cloaks, tyrant gold booties, fluorescent green half-cut gloves, etc. at 00:00.
Probably annoyed some dads who arrived late at one or two o'clock and could only stare at empty boxes.
Soon after, I could only stare at the man who rode on a dragon and a giant eagle, sharpened his knives, bared his teeth, and drove away the box.
Although he is so rich, he still wants to rob us of a small gift from Shengdou Xiaomin. I'm so angry, but I still have to laugh around.
In short, most of the time in wow, I was doing these stupid things without construction, and I lost a lot of face.
I eagerly prepared for a week, looking forward to the task of "saving the princess" with everyone, but I was tricked into making the princess look like Shrek;
I squatted in the M- shaped chattering posture and watched others fishing, thinking that the other party was imitating "Nine" Zhou Xingchi in "Pine Sesame" is going to make a big scene;
I was unexpectedly overturned by a certain alliance in the deep forest (probably) and then wrote down his name and told my teammates that I wanted this ungracious bastard;
I once They have never been singled out, and have never really turned others into sheep in "useful" situations.
Later, before AFK, a few friends lined up like a consolation prize and let me play it once.
Just once.
Before the movie was released, I asked them: So do I have a lot of roles in this group?
Nothing to do with you!
Not even a supporting role? No cameos either?
It's not even the kind of trick that "the king asked me to patrol the mountain"!
Well, I don't know why I sat in the middle of everyone later. Although I didn't buy the legendary luminous support clothes, I also took a silly photo in front of the big poster with popcorn.
The boys were as excited as expected in the movie theater, and every building and every species deserved to be discussed for a long time.
I was calm until Khadgar turned the guard who guarded Lothar into a sheep.
"Ha! Hahaha!" A lot of people around were laughing, but I thought my laughter was a bit complicated.
I don't want to admit that I was moved by a sheep.
Just like I was embarrassed to admit that after a while Warcraft was just because of sheep.
After returning home in the evening, he always posted in the group,
"I never thought that after so many years, our group of people can still be the same as before."
God, I said that I can't stand the sudden sensation of a straight man. !
Anyway, the good part of their world, I think I've felt it, even if it's only a little bit.
Unfortunately, this is not my youth.
But fortunately, it is a really interesting and warm life for me.
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