A long, long time ago, there was a guy named Valoran's Shield Tariq, no, En Shaba Nur. He was Demasi... well... a god stick in Egypt, he was like the great leader Qin Shihuang I'm super obsessed with immortality. In an exchange of space, ah no, when he was exchanging bodies, he was attacked by someone, causing his entire army to be wiped out.
However, he was not discouraged, but waited for his last subordinate, mankind's largest fraud FBI agent: a few guns·can·bf Ms.
The role of Ms. Jiqiang·can·bf is not to wake up En·sb, but to wake him up by watching a few dragons.
En sb immediately wanted to be a boss after waking up, but he was just guarding against high blood pressure and taking control.
"Obviously, my tm is a meat shield!" SB thought, "I have to find a few outputs to do it."
At the beginning, I found a storm girl with magic output, and a few more soldiers gained a little experience.
It is very useful, relying on her to accept the beautiful woman holding the Gillette prestige electromagnetic razor, however, the output of this Wushuang Sword Fairy is not high.
Then I found the angel again, but this angel is poor, and can't afford a big one, so tm produced a pair of cloth shoes, just knowing how to flutter. Nima's output is not high, so he wiped it out, and SB replaced him with a steel wing to increase his output.
sb thought to herself, although the storm girl has a high magic output, the CD time is too long. Finally, he thought of super physical output: Lao Wan.
But, the cutscene is here. In the last team fight, Lao Wan was killed by his good friend, Xiao X. So, he made Paul Kakakin disheartenedly, took a woman whose face and name the audience could not remember, and then worked hard to learn how steel is made. Give birth to a baby who can talk to animals.
Here, we who have opened up the perspective of God are very clear in our hearts that any person and thing between our friends will not end well.
The screenwriter randomly found a reason and killed the "third party".
The cutscene ends.
Lao Wan actually put his mistake on his good friends. "It’s all because of you. If you didn’t exist in my deep mind, in my heart, and in my dreams, it’s all you. My wife and son can Hiccup?".
Then I want to retaliate against society.
At this time, sb counted and the five people just started a team battle and immediately entered the "demolition and reconstruction plan."
Just about to start.
"Hey, let me go! Who is that beauty in a wheelchair?!"
"He is my ex-girlfriend, with broken hair. X." Lao Wan replied.
As soon as sb saw the hair and beauty with broken hair, teamfights stopped fighting. Why the world is so big that we meet, it must be destiny, this is God's will! Just want to be one with him.
First came the soft one, and took him to see the scenery at a high place in the distance. But Xiao X didn't buy it. Later, he took him to watch a 3dIMAX movie, but he didn't get a beautiful heart. If you become angry, the overlord must bow.
Yimei swears to the death, sb slashes Yimei's hair in a fit of anger.
Here, we have opened up the perspective of God to say, Nima, are you stupid? The ancients said, "You don’t see his wife, but you are courteous". Not only did you meet, but you also wanted to drink with others on the deer platform. , You still want to soak in others. Can my husband do it?
As a result, Lao Wan was immediately unhappy, and his anger value soared. I tm to accompany you in team battles, I am the best adc in the team, you tmd actually turned me against.
The more I think about it, the more angry I am. I want to be bald when I grow into this b-shape. If you don't take action at this time, when will you stay.
So, when the persuasion of friends, brothers, and sons was all ineffective, the daughter-in-law broke her hair and shouted: "Husband, I'm going home for dinner." Then she obediently quit the team battle.
As a result, Lao Wan, Phoenix Girl, Laser Eye, and Storm Girl all output sb and one, sb immediately sb, and the force was wiped out.
Lao Wan and Pea and Wet came together again.
X said: "My dear, you are great! If you listen to me, you can live with me tonight as before."
Old Wan said: "Okay Hani, I must always listen to you, Lou Lou Waiting for you in the next room. "Blink and walk away with a silver smile.
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