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"Van Helsing", "The Bat", "Never Enter", "Thirty Polar Nights"
Crawford 2022-03-18 09:01:03
If vampires can reproduce, why are they oviparous? Since vampires are in a state of death, isn't the sperm also in a state of death? If the body is cold and the heart stops beating, how can sperm survive without the temperature of the seminal vesicles? How can JJ get an erection without blood supply? Even if the erection goes in, doesn't it feel like putting a popsicle? I don't know how it was born in Twilight. If you drink blood to make a living, why hasn't a human blood system been developed for thousands of years, isn't it time-consuming and laborious to catch a living person and throw it away? Artificial ultraviolet rays can kill vampires, isn't that a violation of God's covenant?
All blind dick bullshit...
All blind dick bullshit...
Extended Reading
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Carl: What are we doing here? Why is it so important to kill this Dracula anyway?
Van Helsing: Because he's the son of the devil.
Carl: I mean besides that.
Van Helsing: Because if we kill him, anything bitten by him or created will also die.
Carl: I mean besides that.
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Aleera: Don't play coy with me, Princess, you're just like all the other pretty little ancestors in your family. Saying you want to destroy my master, but I know what lurks in your lusting heart.
Anna Valerious: I hope you have a heart, Aleera, because someday I'm going to drive a stake through it.