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"Van Helsing", "The Bat", "Never Enter", "Thirty Polar Nights"
Crawford 2022-03-18 09:01:03
If vampires can reproduce, why are they oviparous? Since vampires are in a state of death, isn't the sperm also in a state of death? If the body is cold and the heart stops beating, how can sperm survive without the temperature of the seminal vesicles? How can JJ get an erection without blood supply? Even if the erection goes in, doesn't it feel like putting a popsicle? I don't know how it was born in Twilight. If you drink blood to make a living, why hasn't a human blood system been developed for thousands of years, isn't it time-consuming and laborious to catch a living person and throw it away? Artificial ultraviolet rays can kill vampires, isn't that a violation of God's covenant?
All blind dick bullshit...
All blind dick bullshit...
Extended Reading
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Van Helsing: There's something down here, it's carnivorous. Whatever it is it appears to be... human. I'd say it's a size 17, about 360 pounds, 8 and a half to 9 feet tall and he has a bad gimp in his right leg and, ah, 3 copper teeth.
Anna Valerious: How do you know he has copper teeth?
Van Helsing: 'Cause he's standing right behind you.
[shouts]
Van Helsing: Move!
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Carl: You've never gone after vampires before, have you?
Van Helsing: Vampires, gargoyles, warlocks, they're all the same - best when cooked well.