"Van Helsing", "The Bat", "Never Enter", "Thirty Polar Nights"

Crawford 2022-03-18 09:01:03

If vampires can reproduce, why are they oviparous? Since vampires are in a state of death, isn't the sperm also in a state of death? If the body is cold and the heart stops beating, how can sperm survive without the temperature of the seminal vesicles? How can JJ get an erection without blood supply? Even if the erection goes in, doesn't it feel like putting a popsicle? I don't know how it was born in Twilight. If you drink blood to make a living, why hasn't a human blood system been developed for thousands of years, isn't it time-consuming and laborious to catch a living person and throw it away? Artificial ultraviolet rays can kill vampires, isn't that a violation of God's covenant?
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  • Conner 2022-03-24 09:01:28

    Dracula’s styling is very unique and the whole film has to be evaluated as very post-modern

  • Austin 2022-03-22 09:01:26

    It turned out to be a tragedy. Does it mean that the vampire must be combined with the werewolf, just like Monkey King must be the same as the Bull Demon King, Chenxiang and Erlang Shen.

Van Helsing quotes

  • Aleera: Tch, tch, tch, so much trouble to my Master, so much trouble.

  • Count Vladislaus Dracula: Welcome to my summer place.