New Senses 818 in Ultra New Testament (lots of spoilers)

Alford 2022-09-05 13:49:30

God is a grumpy programmer who lives in Brussels, abuses his wife and daughter, and runs away from his son Jesus.

The figurines of Adam and Eve's ignorance period were black mosaics that he carried with him, and the video of drones playing mosaics came to mind. Curious how the brand name EVA is worn on the skin?

The archive drawers are stacked up to the sky, the urban sand table is synchronized with the real city, the showers rain and the plane crashes.

The "Universal Dilemma of Humanity" was instituted by this perverted god who took pleasure in human suffering.

The way to escape from heaven (hell) is the front-loading washing machine, and the world is heaven.

The figure of Jesus can move, and Jesus poses to create laughs.

Jesus asked Xiaoya to find a writer and told her that the Bible was not written by herself.

The date of death is a fixed parameter, just hidden from view, Xiaoya sends it to everyone, causing human awakening and re-choosing how to live. God's authority collapsed and the door of all mankind was lost. Different people react differently to death, some people start to die, some choose not to make any changes. The homeless do not have mobile phones, but are free and easy.

Fish burgers are made from dead whale carrion.

Wonderful narration - his skin feels like an old venomous snake waiting for a cup of blood in an abandoned bar. Even the tramp is so much better than Father God.

Scattered pearls slid down stone steps like laughter. Meishen's arm was caused by a subway accident. A homeless man who smells of camels dying in a brewery gives positive encouragement to a beauty god who has lost his arm.

### Movement
Xiaoya can hear the movement in people's hearts, and everyone has their own theme movement. Xiaoya played the role of a healer and opened the hearts of the six disciples.

Beauty Kagura - Handel's

Adventurer Jean-Claude - Rameau's Bird Chirp

Erotic Mania - Purcell's "Oh, Lonely"

Killer, The Extradition of Life and Death - Schubert's "Death and the Maiden"

Martina Movement - Circus Music

Willie's Movement - Charles Denet's "The Sea"

used some of Claude's shots to move in synchrony with his body, as if it were shot on a selfie stick. Claude talks to Xiaonia through Xiaoya, who can speak bird language. Xiaoniao asks him the same question, and Claude has an epiphany.

The first goddess of sex madness: The long legs are endless, like the milk silk of toffee, and the smooth walls of the parents are transformed into the goddess of the seaside beach. The way he learned to talk to women didn't work. He spent his savings and started recruiting prostitutes. In the eyes of a porn fanatic, the streets are full of naked women. I met the goddess again, because I had read the book "Reminiscence of the Years Like Water" and successfully struck up a conversation with the goddess.

For each additional disciple, there will be one more person in the Last Supper in the oil painting. Finally, the mother's favorite number of 18 is collected, and the goddess mother awakens. Redesign the world. Goddess Mom is more inclined to the role of a designer, not a programmer. Daughter Yiya is more like a hacker.

Clever setting: The killer hits the prosthetic limb of the God of China, and the bullet turns into the arrow of Cupid, the god of love. During the meal, the killer talks to his wife, turning the numbness and estrangement into smoke. Hug yourself in the mirror and admit that you are in love with the beauty god.

God was tortured by the world he created and wanted to go back to find that the passage was no longer there.

###Genesis新版
Monday Willie sells his parents' furniture

Tuesday Beauty persuades the killer to stop killing

Wednesday Martina rearranges her life and drives out her husband

Thursday, a sex madman and the goddess ooxx, Mom decides to clean the windows

Friday abolishes Monday Tuesday Wednesday was changed to January February March

Saturday Claude arrived at the Arctic Circle, God was sent back to Uzbekistan without an ID card,

everyone gathered at the beach on Sunday to wait to die, the goddess mother was in a good mood to restart the world

Although global warming, the glaciers stopped Melting, walking fish on the bottom of the sea, people and plants can cooperate, a new species of one-eyed man appears, Xiaoya kisses Willie, the killer is pregnant and the goddess dislikes leg hair.

Finally, Father God still has a glimmer of hope in the washing machine of the washing machine factory, and still wants to go home. Echoing the human nature set by God himself at the beginning, he himself has not escaped the weakness of human nature, and still has a glimmer of hope that he can go home. The wise God calculated himself and suffered the consequences.

In an unfortunate life, there is only a glimmer of hope for happiness, giving people false expectations.

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  • Dieu: Law 1522:If one day you fall in love with a woman there's a great chance you will not spend your life with her.