(Audience applauds)
(Performers come on stage and bow.)
Zhen Musi: Thank you for your applause.
Pound: Hey.
Zhen Musi: There are a lot of people here today, and I am a little uncomfortable.
Pound: Why?
Zhen Musi: Occupational disease.
Pound: When you talk about cross talk, you don’t see too many people?
Zhen Musi: Talking about cross talk, I just switched jobs recently. I didn't do this before.
Pound: Yo? What were you before?
Zhen Musi: I can't elaborate on this.
Pound: Why can't you elaborate on it?
Zhen Musi: My previous job is very important!
Pound: How important is it?
Zhen Musi: To fly to the sky, to dive into the sea, to bravely rush to Longtan before, and to defend the country in the future, brothers on the left to help, and beautiful women on the right. In short, it is to save the world!
Pound: Oh, I understand when you say that.
Zhen Musi: I am?
Pound: The Avengers!
Zhen Musi: Go! Join in the fun. I am an agent.
Pound: But I think you are particularly uncomfortable.
Zhen Musi: How do you talk?
Pound: I said you are very thin.
Zhen Musi: I was thinner before.
Pound: Yes... Then how did you change careers now?
Zhen Musi: It has to be the last time I performed the task.
Pound: I'm listening.
Zhen Musi: In a few years ago, I went to the west to perform tasks. Drink, the day was full of gongs and drums, firecrackers rang, red flags, crowds of people.
Pound: Is this the Spring Festival?
Zhen Musi: No, Day of the Dead. The famous cultural festival of Mexi.
Pound: Wait a minute! What is Brother Mea?
Zhen Musi: As for a western country, I like to wear a pointed hat and sing "How can there be loach in the desert"~
Pound: That's Mexico! And that song is Jay Chou, and it’s Indian, which has nothing to do with Mexico.
Zhen Musi: It's almost, almost, it's all about the same.
Pound: This can also be tied together.
Zhen Musi: In short, it's the Day of the Dead, I'll go on the mission, hey, I'm in the crowd, hey, I'll find a big girl to open a room first.
Pound: Wait a minute, are you inappropriate?
Zhen Musi: Appropriate, the unit will be reimbursed.
Pound: Can you still get invoices for co-authoring?
Zhen Musi: This is not important. The important thing is, I opened the room, the eldest sister got to bed, and then...
Pound: Then how?
Zhen Musi: Then I took the gun and came near the target.
Pound: Wait a minute! What happened after going to bed?
Zhen Musi: With this gun, I came to the vicinity of the target.
Pound: I asked what happened after going to bed?
Zhen Musi: This is not important, I will talk to you alone for a while.
Pound: Hey?
Zhen Musi: Anyway, I came near the target and shot, duang! The house just collapsed!
Pound: Are you holding a rocket launcher?
Zhen Musi: I am also curious, the leader told me that this is a gun.
Pound: Why can't you tell?
Zhen Musi: It's too late, my own house collapsed, so I ran away. Ouch, he groaned, finally crawled out of the rubble, and then took a look. Oops to drink? My goal has also climbed out.
Pound: Your goal is pretty hard.
Zhen Musi: At this time, a police car came next to me. I said to my heart: If he runs into the police, my mission will be a failure.
Pound: Yes, withdraw quickly.
Zhen Musi: So luck is also a part of strength. I was happy then.
Pound: What's the matter?
Zhen Musi: This grandson ran to the opposite place!
Pound: Isn't it lack of heart and eyes?
Zhen Musi: I will chase him after he runs away. I watch him call when he is halfway through. I don't think so well, this grandson is stunned!
Pound: Have you ever done them?
Zhen Musi: It depends on how to do it.
Pound: What?
Zhen Musi: I mean... to see if there are weapons.
Pound: Oh, I thought it was literal.
Zhen Musi: Die!
Pound: Leave me alone, just take care of yourself.
Zhen Musi: Fortunately, this grandson did not seduce him, but instead called a helicopter with Uber.
Pound: Going to fly away.
Zhen Musi: When I saw it, I yelled: Where to go? ! Then I rushed into the plane and fought this grandson for 300 rounds, and finally got off the plane by my claws. By the way, I slipped a ring from him.
Pound: Your business skills are quite extensive.
Zhen Musi: I took a look at this ring, ah, it's not the one in the Lord of the Rings.
Pound: Hey!
Zhen Musi: But there is an octopus on it.
Pound: Well, the tentacles.
Zhen Musi: I'll look into it if I feel like it. Then I went to the funeral of the grandson I kicked down. Met this grandson's daughter-in-law.
Pound: How is it?
Zhen Musi: This daughter-in-law is beautiful hahahahaha.
Pound: Look at your virtue!
Zhen Musi: I went to the widow's house in the evening.
Pound: Your name is wickedness.
Zhen Musi: Then, in twos or twos, the widow was taken off.
Pound: Yeah.
Zhen Musi: Then the next day...
Pound: Wait a minute! What happens after taking it off?
Zhen Musi: This second day...
Pound: Don't the second day, what about the first night?
Zhen Musi: This is not important, I will talk to you alone for a while! You can show it to this child.
Pound: You are holding on to everyone.
Zhen Musi: The next day I went to a cult site, the headquarters of the Octopus Group, where a group of people figured out how to kill me.
Pound: How do you do it?
Zhen Musi: Why do I panic when I hear your words?
Pound: Leave me alone and continue.
Zhen Musi: Then a big flat head came out from the crowd, and he knew that this person was extraordinary at a glance. He was nine feet long, his body was as thick as a wall, bronze bell eyes, and a bearded face. He collapsed in a tight-fitting small suit, with nail polish on his fingers.
Pound: What kind of dress is this?
Zhen Musi: This person has a strong background. He was once a world wrestling champion. He was pierced after training in an iron shirt in the small town of "Tekken Man". Later he went to outer space and became a "Guardians of the Galaxy". His weapon would be The two small steel knives are now controlled by the earth. They are not easy to use, so I melted the knives, and got nails on both thumbs. When I was okay, I picked people’s eyeballs or something.
Pound: That person is dangerous enough.
Zhen Musi: Don't mention this person first. I want to say that the widow just can't touch it. I came to this cult. Before I said a word, I was discovered by the cult boss.
Pound: This boss is amazing! What about you?
Zhen Musi: What should I do? Run! Fortunately, I drove my car and walked as soon as I hit the accelerator.
Pound: Very good.
Zhen Musi: Then the manicure man drove and chased him.
Pound: This big guy should be driving a truck, right?
Zhen Musi: No, he drove a two-seater trot.
Pound: Doesn't he sit back?
Zhen Musi: Sponsored by the manufacturer, please be content! Anyway, I ran away this time, but I found that a small leader in the cult was still alive, so I went to look for him.
Pound: Oh, do you plan to get information from the little boss, and then wipe out the cult?
Zhen Musi: No, the daughter of the little boss is pretty, I will ask for contact information.
Pound: Huh? Will they give it?
Zhen Musi: Yes.
Pound: Really willing to own cabbage.
Zhen Musi: I committed suicide after giving it to me.
Pound: This is so much resentment.
Zhen Musi: Then I went to find the little girl. This little girl is so beautiful hahahahaha.
Pound: You wipe your saliva first.
Zhen Musi: Then I took advantage of my official duties to take my little sister to tour the mountains and the water, up the mountains and the sea, wandering on the edge of life and death several times. The little girl who was a psychiatrist could not bear this stimulation, and immediately fell in love with me unreservedly, and I also fell in love with her unreservedly. The night we were on the train was like a dry fire, and I tried hard. Rubbing her, she rubbed me vigorously.
Pound: Yeah. Then the next day.
Zhen Musi: Hey? Are you clever?
Pound: You speak quickly.
Zhen Musi: Then the next day, we went to the cult headquarters and had a friendly and cordial in-depth meeting with the cult boss. After the meeting, I never expected it!
Pound: What is it?
Zhen Musi: The boss of the cult is actually my brother!
Pound: It's over, there is no hope of joining the party.
Zhen Musi: My brother said that because I robbed his dad, he wanted to kill all my women.
Pound: Do you still have this hobby?
Zhen Musi: He meant that I took away his dad's love.
Pound: Don't explain, the more you explain, the more you finish it, so hurry up and talk about it.
Zhen Musi: In short, he wanted to torture me, but unfortunately he ignored that there was an explosive bomb on my body. At the critical moment, I exploded him and disfigured him, and then took my little girl with one shot and one pair of two shots. Flew away in the helicopter.
Pound: Okay, everyone is happy.
Zhen Musi: It's not over yet.
Pound: What's the matter?
Zhen Musi: My brother loves me deeply, so he hates me thoroughly. He has to kill me, so he chased me with less than 10 younger brothers.
Pound: There are fewer than 10 people in such a freshman cult organization?
Zhen Musi: I can't figure it out. In the end, he arrested the girl and led me to a ruin. So my brother is a badass with feelings.
Pound: How to say?
Zhen Musi: As soon as the ruins were waiting to be demolished, my brother just posted pictures of all the way to me. Look at this is my graduation photo, this is my daddy, this is my first love, this is my predecessor.
Pound: Don't look at it, are you sure your little girl didn't see this picture?
Zhen Musi: Yeah? To finish.
Pound: Hurry up and find your brother.
Zhen Musi: I found it. My brother made a glass house. Then he said that there is a bomb. The time is 3 minutes. Your sister is in this building. If you find it, I will let you hehe.
Pound: Your brother's last name is Fei?
Zhen Musi: Your brother is dirty!
Pound: Go!
Zhen Musi: Then my brother drew a heart on the glass and left. I wondered what this means?
Pound: Stop thinking, just 3 minutes, hurry up!
Zhen Musi: Anyway, I will be able to rescue the girl before the last second, don't worry.
Pound: Then what?
Zhen Musi: So I said that my brother loves me deeply! He didn't say anything about it, but the person was still walking around in a helicopter.
Pound: I said that in this story you have no other means of transportation except helicopters, right?
Zhen Musi: It's convenient for you to control me.
Pound: How can you catch them if they are in the sky?
Zhen Musi: This is simple. Have you seen the anti-Japanese drama?
Pound: I've seen it.
Zhen Musi: Do you know the story of throwing grenades to blow up airplanes?
Pound: Yeah, you're here too?
Zhen Musi: Hmm, no, that's too much of a talk.
Pound: Yes.
Zhen Musi: I hit the plane with a pistol.
Pound: Hey?
Zhen Musi: I shot a plane with a pistol... I shot a plane with a pistol... No... I...
Pound: It's OK, it's OK, let alone, we all understand.
Zhen Musi: Anyway, the plane was taken down by me.
Pound: You are great, you are great.
Zhen Musi: So we get a philosophy from this story.
Pound: What philosophy?
Zhen Musi: A child needs love. He can do everything if he lacks love.
Pound: Yes.
Zhen Musi: In order to spread love everywhere, I decided to stop working as an agent.
Pound: What do you do?
Zhen Musi: Monk. I want to learn Buddhism and spread love everywhere.
Pound: Very good.
Zhen Musi: Recently I came to an English teacher girl who is pretty good, I will pass on my love to her first.
Pound: Your business is quite extensive?
Zhen Musi: I wanted to broaden it, but the host ran and said: Stop it first, you have other troubles!
Pound: What's the trouble?
Zhen Musi: Your little brother who lacks love has come to ruin things again!
Pound: Hi!
(Bow, step down)
Score: 50 points
Summary: Far inferior to Daniel Gregg’s first few 007s, the long shots at the beginning are also mediocre, the back is out of control, the sex scenes are a bit funny, the villain’s IQ is touching, the action scenes are simply jokes, I have the first in my life who are procrastinated in the film Fell asleep at the cinema for the second time. The only highlight is the opening song MV.
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