The smelly and long 007 ghost party (full high-energy spoiler)

Nicola 2022-03-22 09:01:12

I finished watching the latest 007. The first moment after the event, the feeling is similar to the Chinese title "The Ghost Party". What the hell is this?

The plot is protracted and lengthy, with the protagonist from beginning to toe, and the villain from beginning to end. Except for some big scenes reminding me that this is a big production, I even mistakenly thought it was the "West Wind Fierce" that I had watched back then. The watch asked me what Xifenglie was, and five years later, I only remember it badly.

007 is the most influential spy movie in movie history. The character setting and plot development of the Ghost Party should be a bit logical, at least in line with the logic before and after the film, but congratulations to it, it has achieved a new breakthrough. Everyone, don’t walk away just because there are spoilers, because the plot of the film is flat and straightforward and there are no highlights at all. The main process is like the first level of Contra, skipping a few hurdles, crossing a few bridges, swishing all the way to the bottom of the level, and then "boom" and it's over. I didn't lie to you, there was no "pop, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang", oh, there were two "pops, bangs" in the middle. Although some people also think Contra is difficult, this is for 30 lives. After the protagonist has eaten B (which the post-80s should understand), he will protect him from death aura all the way to the end!

At the beginning of the film are the highlights, long shots, big scenes, James Bond (hereinafter referred to as JB, don't think about it, just easy to type) bounced and killed a mafia leader, and got a prop-the ghost party membership ring by the way. The boss M, who died in the last episode, hinted that JB should not miss the funeral of the boss. I thought something would happen at the funeral. Who knew it was really just a funeral. At the end of the ceremony, everyone was gone, leaving only the widow standing, and JB stepped forward to reach out to no avail. At night, I went to slap again. Damn, you obviously killed someone's husband. This widow is obviously also vicious. How can you start beating Boo when you hit the wall? Poor her husband has not even been in the first seven days, and the bones are not cold and dead. The screenwriter of this killing thousand swords can't make up a section of the important boss's conversation that was heard by JB, and even let him betray the appearance to seduce someone's forty or fifty-year-old widow? Does this taste a bit heavy?

Well, JB and the widow drove the dazzling Aston Martin to attend the secret meeting of the Ghost Party after their warmth. I took the exam, how could there be such an open secret meeting? In a place where the church is big, it's still upstairs and downstairs. Even if the downstairs are the backbone, can the thugs upstairs avoid it? The bosses have secret meetings? If you don’t avoid it, it’s okay. Suddenly someone walks up and down listening. Don’t you care? Is there any more discipline and organization? In the end, JB still came out of the old road, but at this time JB understood everything. So I ran, drove around in a sports car, but only one person was chasing after him. Do you still have a face when an old agent like you is chased so badly by a killer? I thought this sports car would have to show back a few more times, but after ejecting the JB, it would die in the water. Although I like Zhou Xingxing's box god in the domestic Lingling paint, you are not here to be funny. I think it must be disabled to eject a person from the ground to a height where he can jump off with a parachute.

Okay, you're JB fate. According to the news heard at the meeting, he directly found the so-called pale king. Oh, it turns out that this ghost party was founded by him, but it was kicked out by the big boss of the movie. The old man hid in an underground surveillance room. After JB came, he was not a bird. Later, JB promised to protect his daughter. The old man didn't believe it, so JB gave him his gun, and then looked at each other, full of sincerity. If this is the Queen of Pale, it is estimated that JB will put her on again. The protagonist's halo is shining. After the pale king told JB the news, he picked up the gun and decisively collapsed himself. Looking at it, I feel that this old man has no desires and desires, and it makes no sense to hide in the basement waiting for JB to deliver him bullets? If he died sooner, and his daughter quietly became her Doctors Without Borders, this movie would be over.

Okay, keep going down the screenwriter’s urinary tract. JB found the female protagonist S, but was unsuccessful the first time to strike up a conversation, and then watched being caught by the ghost party. In order to run out of funds, the director asked JB to fly a plane to save people. Nima, other people don’t play this way because it’s unreasonable, not because it’s too cool to play, okay? You just watched people kidnapped S and didn't chase him. Where the hell was looking for the plane? What's more, the hostage was in the car and couldn't throw a bomb while driving the plane. In the end, the plane fell and crashed into the car. Another highlight of the film is that the villain has never been able to tie up people when they caught someone. He actually wanted to inject something into S, but he pierced himself directly. In addition, the killer in the car, who fainted after driving after JB before, JB pulled S away without taking care of it.

Well, even if the director deliberately kept the killer in order to make up for two and a half hours. Then the screenwriter also played a very low stalk. The American that the Pale King said did not refer to the Americans, but the American hotel. When I was a teenager, I used to say that there is a dog called a kitten in my family to make it cute, okay? Regardless, JB and S have nothing to gain in the hotel room, and S said that they need to rest when they are tired. Normally, lone men and widows are doing firewood, and JB must have sex with such a lack of discipline. But S said not to fuck me, so he went to sleep wrapped in a suit, and JB had to sit in a chair and drank alcohol. Then a mouse came out, and the inner OS might be "I just passed by, not talking", and then went back into the hole. JB was clever, oh, there is a mystery, he patted the wall a few times, and then he punched it down and found that there was heaven and earth. This section is a match for the secrets of falling into the cave in the martial arts novels. But isn't this just the honeymoon room that JB's adoptive father came to remember on his wedding anniversary? How did you put the room in someone's hotel back? Don't leave a door, cover it when you break it every year? This screenwriter is really interesting. The reason for not letting our JB go to S is to give this dark room? It's right to think about it. If you get S and finish the work, you will turn over to sleep, so that the mouse will pass by for nothing? Suddenly thinking about it this way makes sense. Hey, are they sure they haven't done anything? Didn't S sleep wrapped in a suit, how did he turn into a bright lace pajamas after finding the dark room? Is it secretly changed during nocturia?

Well, it makes sense to count your screenwriter. In the dark room, JB saw a photo of him with his adoptive father and brother Gan and clues to the Ghost Party, and immediately went deep into the desert hinterland with S. When JB and S were talking about wine and food on the train, the killer who was hit by a plane that was hit by the fire came again. But you obviously have a gun. What does it mean to run over and kick someone else’s wine before shooting? Single dogs don’t see people happy like this? Then Kang Kang Dang Kang Kang Kang Kang Kang Dang Kang Dang Kang Kang Dang Kang Dang Kang Dang Kang Dang Kang Dang Kang Dang Kang Dang Kang Dang Kang Dang Kang Dang Kang Dang Kang Dang Kang Dang Kang Dang Kang Dang Kang Dang Kang Dang Kang Dang Kang Dang Kang Dang Kang Dang Kang Dang Kang Dang Kang Dang Dang Dang the words of the words of the words of the interstellar players before the game played before the players concede the game. After the stupid killer hangs up, JB and S can finally have fun. This is not an ordinary car shock, but a train shock. It feels that the hero is not only a halo body protector, but also has unlimited physical fitness. He is really a tough guy. .

After daybreak, the two got off the car in an uninhabited place. Fortunately, the villain was more enthusiastic, and sent a special car to the secret base in time. Then they found out, oh, this ghost party boss (abbreviated as B) was originally JB adoptive father His own son. During the secret meeting above, the lighting engineer couldn't see B's face clearly. He wanted to bury this foreshadowing. Back then, there was news that both father and son had died when an avalanche occurred. Unexpectedly, this B not only lived well, but also became the leader of the Ghost Party. He also allowed the intelligence agencies of nine countries to share information and monitor global trends. Among them, the United Kingdom The military intelligence department of JB, the boss of JB’s boss, was also bought. And there was a black man sitting behind B, seeming to be watching something, but it looked like an Internet cafe in every way, okay? B went in vain for a while, and said that S's father was killed by JB, and that JB was fucked as soon as he was about to stop S from watching the video. So easy!

After waking up, JB found that he was tied to a chair similar to a dental treatment. B was going to torture him, and S was supervising the battle. Although JB was properly tied up, S could walk around leisurely, and was really going to cry stupidly by the villain. B Jueqi is a verbose ghost. While turning on the machine and preparing to get a needle in JB's ear, he began to tell a story, saying that he was responsible for the avalanche, just to kill his father. Why Nirvana? Because his dad is so kind to JB, JB is like a cuckoo, affecting their father-son relationship, and he yelled like a cute cuckoo. This is really ruining the Three Views, what kind of brain-dead logic, this situation killed JB, how did you kill your father backhand? Then B pierced JB with one stitch from the left and one from the right. Alas, did you learn this speed from TFBoys? Slow motion with left hand and right hand, the middle S also ran over to play with JB. The watch in JB's hand can be used as a bomb, but the previous only explained that the alarm clock of this watch is very loud. Well, director, you’re the biggest one. When a bomb is a bomb, you don’t have to have four cards for the landlord anyway, you can do it with big and small kings. So S hid the watch in his hand and threw it under B's seat Bang to blow up B's chrysanthemum. JB and S took the opportunity and ran out. This secret base was built like a chemical factory, with various pipes, restaurants and jars. I don't know what kind of pistol JB used. Just one shot at a certain valve and the whole base exploded. That's right, the entire base is gone, the ghost party, the big Internet cafe, the man in black are gone, and there is a meteorite.

Because of this explosion, Guinness also awarded an award for the biggest explosion scene in film history. I take the exam, can you not bring such a money-burning device? You are amazing. No one else has played so hard. They blow up little by little during the big battle. It's like you're flying away with just one shot.

Do you think this is over? The budget has not been spent yet.

The biggest explosion scene in movie history actually only blew up one B eye. B's counterattack and liquidation came, and he sent his subordinates to capture S and hide him in the Military Intelligence Office building. The building is full of bombs, and JB needs to rescue S within three minutes. What is the difficulty for the protagonist? Anyway, if you say three minutes, I will save you in 179 seconds, and you say one minute will save you in 59 seconds. B was shot down by JB when he was about to leave in a helicopter. I seemed to see the director's victory gesture, yeah, the 350 million dollars was finally spent.

This film really drove high and low. At first, JB was so good at it, it was chased by a killer all over the screen. This ghost party is also the ring and the secret meeting in front of it, rendered extremely mysterious, and kept waiting for JB to zoom in on the final move, but it ended up hanging up so easily. What about the party members during the meeting? Where are the thugs in the base? Are you so useless? Does your boss just have so much stuff? Isn't it worthy of such a bluffing name as the Ghost Party?

By the way, I haven't watched domestic dramas for several years, and I mainly don't want to be insulted by IQ. Probably because it is sold according to the number of episodes, the series is getting longer and longer, and the plot is getting more and more broken. I did not expect that this time the Ghost Party is also long and smelly, which is surprising. I'm afraid that some people will say that my mouth is big and smelly, and I can only spray dung and stab me. Is there no advantage to such a large film? It is difficult to say that such a high production cost is not able to produce the advantages, but I think the plot is the soul, no matter how big a sports car you are, or how cool you are, you have to serve the soul.

Originally, I didn't want to come up with spoilers and complaints, but I felt a little uncomfortable when I saw some stinky feet. I hope everyone can waste time on beautiful things.

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Spectre quotes

  • James Bond: Tempus Fugit... isn't it funny how time flies?

    [his watch explodes]

  • James Bond: [Oberhauser shows Madeleine footage of Mr. White committing suicide] No, no, no. Turn it off. Turn it off.

    Oberhauser: This is important.

    James Bond: I said turn it off!

    [a SPECTRE member hits Bond in the leg]