The title should be called "007: Bond Fighting a Plane"

Garnett 2022-03-21 09:01:13

This article has spoilers, be careful! ! !

Due to the influence of various promotional films and trailers in the previous two months, coupled with the love of the 007 series of films, when the latest 007 film "The Ghost Party" was released on the first day, I went to watch it.
As a result, the old saying goes: the greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment.
After watching it, I deeply felt that there was a problem with the name of this movie, because the name of the movie that was closer to the story of the movie should be called "007: Bond Fighting a Plane".
For 150 minutes, our Bond was on the bar of the plane, either on the plane or on the way to go on the plane.
Below, we will follow the directors and screenwriters who have a lot of brains to see how our Bond advances all the way and crashes with the plane.

At the beginning of the movie, Bond started flying a plane in a long and long shot. Without a little precaution, he started the fight as soon as he came, and continued to hit the climax. In order to show how much Comrade Bond loves to fly, the director also made some contrasts and comparisons. For example, Bond walks in the lively crowd, but is absent-minded, and has a style of "the liveliness is theirs, I have nothing"; For example, holding a sexy beauty in his arms, people want to eat Bond raw, and his clothes are almost taken off, but Bond leaves coldly and goes to pick up a plane.
In the end, the villain jumped into a helicopter, and Bond finally caught the opportunity, and when he caught up, there was a flurry of kicks, oh, no, it was a fight.
As a result, he and the villain were torn in the plane, and the plane overturned, ups and downs, and groaned over the crowd.
In the end, Bond, who was protected by the halo, finally overturned the two people in the plane, and leaped into the sky one second before the plane fell to the ground, ushering in a climax.
Although it is very exciting, Tang Ge only did it once in "Mission Impossible 5" last month, and the freshness has lost a lot. In addition, in order to fly a plane, do you have to spend so much money on a grand festival?
Oh, by the way, is it necessary to upgrade Bond to a "little plane fighter" under the attention of tens of thousands of people, director, you are also enough.

As soon as the first flight came, all his strength was exhausted. In order to let Bond take a break, the director specially arranged a few lighter scenes, such as letting Bond go back to his hometown in England and talk to his new and old colleagues. Reminiscence, and then go to Rome to play, by the way, go to sleep with the wife of the villain who was killed in the initial plane fight, and then go somewhere in Northern Europe to find the father of the heroine who has not yet appeared, and talk to him. If I want to protect (sleep) and protect (up) your daughter, I will finally go to the snow mountain to find the heroine.
These scenes are very boring. This is the director's painstaking arrangement. With the dull auxiliary pad, the next climax will be highlighted-yes, Bond is going to fly again.
The thing is so sweet: when Bond went to find the heroine, the heroine seemed to know that this man had nothing special except sleeping with women and flying planes, so he ignored him, but the opposition came to arrest him. The heroine, after a while, our Bond flew on a gliding plane, and then flew and flew over the snow-capped mountains, crashing the wheels, crashing the wings, and crashing the fuselage. After a plane was successfully hit, Comrade Bond was unscathed and returned home with a woman in his arms.

After that, Bond began to fly with the hostess (not that much), and spent a night when you slept on the bed and I slept on the sofa I watched you drooling, and then took the train to the base of the villain together. During the visit, the villain No. 2 on the train came out again to make trouble, directly allowing Bond to successfully become the heroine.
Then, the two of them came to the base to spend their honeymoon together, dressed up in good looks. Here, they were warmly received by the big boss, and then listened to three enthusiastic speeches from the big boss. Just when the audience was about to fall asleep, the big boss finally said the theme: "I want to kill Bond", your mother Speaking earlier, beeping beeping beeping beeping for a long time, is there any villain?
However, don't care about these details, because these are not the key points, because this movie mainly talks about how Bond flies a plane.
Sure enough, Bond was witty and escaped from the base camp hand in hand with the heroine. He easily blew up the chattering boss in the house, and then escaped and shot to death the little Luoluo who were like wooden stakes with a gun.
The key story is here. In this big desert, there is no driving, no train, no bus, what to do if you want to escape. Yes, you are not mistaken, the big BOSS actually prepared a helicopter for Bond intimately. Bond could not take other cars and leave, so he could only take the plane, so Bond grabbed the plane...
Wait a minute, It’s too easy for the third time to hit the plane. I guess the director thinks so too, but the plane can’t be broken, or how would Bond fly away. So the witty director and screenwriter came up with a brilliant idea--- The BOSS base exploded.
It's really hard for him. In order to cooperate with Germany to fly the plane, the big boss is really interesting. I don't know what is buried in the explosives, waiting for Bond to come!

You think that's the end, NO, NO, NO, NO...Because the big boss is not dead yet, Bond will have to fight another plane.
At the end of the story, the big BOSS returned wildly, caught the heroine, and was locked in a building that was about to be abandoned. Then he thoughtfully drew a signpost for Bond, led Bond to the building, and then told Bond, "Your horse I was locked up somewhere in the building, I planted a bomb in the building (I guess it was left over when I bombed my base camp!), I'll give you 3 minutes, you can escape by yourself, or you can choose to save the beauty. Anyway, you guys One is going to die, or die together." Then he turned and left and boarded a helicopter. Yes, you are absolutely right. It is a helicopter again.
Moreover, he just flew up and stayed in the air, of course he couldn't go. How to get a plane after Bond was gone? !
Sure enough, Comrade Bond finally rescued the beauty and escaped a second before the big bang. He came out and found that the plane of the big boss was still overhead. ! So, he pulled out a pistol and shot at the plane. After a few shots, the plane crashed and Bond eventually caught the big boss. I look at it like watching a domestic anti-Japanese drama.

In short, this movie reproduces Bond's bravery and invincibility through four planes. It has nothing to do with the Nine Eyes, it has nothing to do with the Ghost Party, and it has nothing to do with spies. Therefore, it is actually about a series of brothers fighting for favor in front of their parents. The elder brother is extremely jealous of the younger brother, but he thinks about the affection of flesh and blood, in secret. The touching story of helping younger brother to fly to upgrade, and sleeping woman by the way.
Therefore, this drama should be called "007: Bond Fighting a Plane"...

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Spectre quotes

  • James Bond: Could you do one more thing for me?

    Q: And that would be?

    James Bond: Make me disappear.

  • Blofeld: Why did you come?

    James Bond: I came here to kill you.

    Blofeld: And I thought you came here to die.

    James Bond: Well, it's all a matter of perspective.