two and a half stars

Laurianne 2022-03-22 09:01:30

The WEB-DL version was spread everywhere before it was released in domestic cinemas.
Megan Fox no longer touches my heart the way it did in Change 1.
Teacher Sprint is so ugly.
I struggled to find a reason to convince myself that the plotly retard was justified. I think there is indeed a reason. I just can't think of a reason for that.
Undoubtedly, the most popular routine is adopted - omitted.
Some American humour, mostly boring, rapturous Michelangelo. There are also interesting ones. That scene in the elevator was great.
It is the action scenes that deserve attention. Going to the theater to watch the snow-capped mountain chase for a few minutes is also worth the price. Highlights.
Teacher Sprint VS Slade, it's my favorite type.
On the contrary, the final battle was lackluster - why didn't they fall to their death? I was too lazy to go back and see what happened.
In addition, Da Vinci topped the egg when he was punished. No matter how weak the script is, there are similar highlights - the details of the Hollywood assembly line should not be underestimated.
Slade must have taken the money for the Swiss Army Knife.

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Extended Reading
  • Alec 2022-04-24 07:01:04

    Little Doobi is so cute

  • Rosalia 2022-03-25 09:01:06

    The era of this kind of film is over. The older you get, the less likely it will be to rely on special effects, big scenes, and thin plots. People are no longer easy to be deceived. The visual spectacle is deconstructed by the new tricks that the internet can come up with every day. Or you make sci-fi like "Inception" that explores the internal mechanisms of the human brain, or you really want to go back to a good story.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles quotes

  • [the Turtles surive a barrage of gunfire]

    Raphael: We're bulletproof...

    Leonardo: Sweet!

  • Raphael: Hey, Mikey, remember that thing you used to say when we were kids?

    Michelangelo: You made me promise never to say it again...

    Raphael: Forget about that! Still got one in the tank?

    Michelangelo: I've been holding it in for years...

    [the Turtles charge at the Shredder]

    Michelangelo: COWABUNGA!