two and a half stars

Laurianne 2022-03-22 09:01:30

The WEB-DL version was spread everywhere before it was released in domestic cinemas.
Megan Fox no longer touches my heart the way it did in Change 1.
Teacher Sprint is so ugly.
I struggled to find a reason to convince myself that the plotly retard was justified. I think there is indeed a reason. I just can't think of a reason for that.
Undoubtedly, the most popular routine is adopted - omitted.
Some American humour, mostly boring, rapturous Michelangelo. There are also interesting ones. That scene in the elevator was great.
It is the action scenes that deserve attention. Going to the theater to watch the snow-capped mountain chase for a few minutes is also worth the price. Highlights.
Teacher Sprint VS Slade, it's my favorite type.
On the contrary, the final battle was lackluster - why didn't they fall to their death? I was too lazy to go back and see what happened.
In addition, Da Vinci topped the egg when he was punished. No matter how weak the script is, there are similar highlights - the details of the Hollywood assembly line should not be underestimated.
Slade must have taken the money for the Swiss Army Knife.

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Extended Reading

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles quotes

  • Leonardo: All these years you told us we were rescued from the fire by a great guardian spirit, a hogosha.

    Splinter: That's right.

    [points at April]

    Splinter: This is the hogosha.

    [all the Turtles bow to April]

    Michelangelo: [whispers] Dude, my girlfriend is the hogosha...

    [Leo hits him]

  • Splinter: Like all children, they were drawn to the distractions of popular culture. And I knew, one day they would want to explore the world above.

    [remembers the young turtles dancing to Hollaback Girl]

    Splinter: They would be ridiculed. They would need to learn to protect themselves, both mentally and physically.

    [while sweeping, Splinter finds a book on ninjutsu]

    Splinter: And then I found a way. First, I would teach myself the ancient art of ninjutsu. The others followed my lead, accelerating at a wondrous rate. Their gift was also their passion; they lived, breathed and dreamed of martial arts. Then, they were ready.