Can't hide, cough, poverty and love

America 2022-03-08 08:01:35

I was identified as a distracting personality, and I was accused of "talking like a boiling pot of eight-treasure porridge". Every time I talked nonsense, someone would say "Speak the point!" , so the following content will also be like a boiling pot of eight-treasure porridge...
Small fire gurgling~~ (Hey!)
I have seen it in the Chinese film report column of the movie channel before, and I know that there is such a film, I think it is probably the interpretation of the theme of Journey to the West , Anyway, there are a lot of films of this type, and the people of Journey to the West are very popular. I was attracted by the small style of painting, and felt that it was different from the low-level cartoon.
On the 26th, I saw the MV of the theme song of the film on Weibo. After watching it, I went to the official Weibo and picked up some mobile phone wallpapers. I'm going to watch it when the time comes. I want that big sage doll!
After the 27th, I realized that there are some movies in the local area, so I started eating and walking~~
I have never seen a 3D movie before, and I have been short-sighted and far-sighted without wearing glasses for many years. In order to see this, I have turned it out for more than ten years. With glasses in front of them, glasses are stacked on top of each other. At first, I have been comparing the effect of wearing glasses and not wearing glasses. I lowered my head, raised my head, lowered my head, put it on, removed it, and put it on, but did you make it? It was a wonderful fight at the beginning!
I was sitting on the cliff ~ watching the mountain ~ ~ scenery ~ ~
ears heard the sky ~ chaos ~ ~
flags fluttered and flipped ~ ~ shadow ~
but it turned out to be the Jade Emperor ~ ~ sent ~ ~ soldiers ~ ~
Qiang Qiang Qiang Qiang Qiang Qiang Clang clang!
The locusts are like rain, no, they are arrows like locusts (= =||), the effect is realistic - because I haven't seen other 3D movies, so I can't compare, but I think it's very realistic - Xiaopenyu in the back row several times startled.
Just a little trot, the one I watched, there were about 12 to 15 people. There were three or four little babies who came with their parents, there were pregnant women and old ladies. It can be seen that Journey to the West is highly regarded by the people, lol.
At first, I was a little worried that the little baby would make trouble, but the worry was unnecessary. The little baby's father in the back row taught him to "be quiet in the movie theater", and even brought him a towel to keep him from screaming when he was sleepy. With great interest, I saw that there was no screaming at the end, and I only struggled when Brother Monkey was beaten up (= =||): "Can the Buddha defeat this monster?"
There was no little baby in the audience. The film is fascinating.
Running back, in short, in order to test this unfortunate 3D glasses, I didn't even watch the beginning! What a pity! Going to brush again!
In fact, Tang Seng was quite bold in the original book. He encountered monsters shortly after he left Chang'an City. Tang Seng was forced to observe the monsters eating people on the spot. He was not scared to death or crazy, and Taijinxing, who had always rescued him, described the names and appearances of the three monsters in detail. If he was timid, his brain would have died a long time ago, how could he remember these things? ╮(╯_╰)╭
Actually, I think that the brave and resourceful Buddhist monk Huang Feihong and Tang monk in the movie "Journey to the West" is also very emotional, mainly because Huang Haibingyan is justice. You want to acridine, when he played Shen Lang, Nian Die smiled, he was very amazing, could it be possible to play Tang Seng with Nian Hua smile, haha~~
The little Tang Seng in this film didn't know how to write the word "fear", so he was very brave! - Still a talker. However, water has a source, a tree has roots, and there is a reason for the little Tang monk’s talkativeness—because his master was a talker, the so-called people who are close to Zhu are red, those who are close to ink are black, and those who are talkative are not talkative. what? XD
laughed a lot after the wonderful fight, and then the monkey brother was released by the poisonous and brave little Tang monk.
Regarding the monkey brother (crossed out), the shoehorn face and the horse face (/crossed out), the producer has complained about it, and the silly girl who speaks like gold is crawling in the bamboo basket behind the poisonous-tongued little Tang Seng Come out (speaking of "crawling out", I think of Sadako = =||), stretched out her little hand, patted Brother Monkey's head, and clearly spit out two words:
big-ma!
(It seems like her only line in this play?) It’s
not Da, Ma, Monkey (Hey!), it’s Da, Ma~~
(Speaking of Dama Monkey, I think of Brother Chong Linghu Chong, Brother Monkey is a master, and Brother Chong is also a master Brother. Why is the master so popular? XD)
Tang Seng's physical strength is also very good, carrying the little sister in the bamboo basket on his back, walking through mountains and waters like flying, chatting and chatting all the way, his face does not change color, he does not pant, and he can't shake it off. No wonder he can travel hundreds of thousands of miles in the future. Take the western longitude. (Hey!)
Bajie in the film is super cute!
When Brother Monkey was transformed, he used the lyrics in "Heroic Hymn" to describe:
two feet~~booming~~going~~strong~~fire~~ all over my
body~~shiny~~pi~~color~~rainbow!
Brother Monkey pulled out the golden hoop stick from his ear, how to describe it, just like the description in Brother Xun's "Casting the Sword", the peerless sword was released:
slowly drip with well water,... pure green, transparent , like two ices.
This description is simply amazing! Brother Xun, my idol! This golden hoop is also like a strip of transparent and golden ice, which is great! woo woo woo woo! (Tianyin: It's great, you cry a woolen yarn...) It was the Dinghai Shenzhen of King Yu of the past, and now the magic weapon of Brother Monkey, it should be so cool! PS: In the original book, the lion spirit stole Brother Monkey and their weapons to make a nail rake party, and put the nail rake in the middle, I was very angry. In terms of origin, everyone was forged in the gossip furnace of Taishang Laojun, which is considered a draw; in terms of humanities and history, I am the Dinghai God Needle of King Yu of the Great Yu, why can't I compare to that nail rake, hum! ╭(╯^╰)╮
(Tianyin: You are not angry with such a trivial matter...)
Anyway, I want to whistle when I see this, but I can't (roll), I want to howl (this one does), I want to spread flowers I clapped and applauded (Sakuragi Corps was possessed by the soul at this moment), but it was quiet in the theater. I was embarrassed to go crazy alone, so I had to sit there and endure it with a paralyzed face.
But in this situation, how can Nestorians not go mad!
Come, come, come and read with me in the tune of Su Yang's version of "Official Feng Bi Ma Wen": The
Great Sage Monkey King -- so handsome --!
The Great Sage Monkey King -- so handsome -- ! !
The Great Sage Monkey King -- so handsome -- ! ! !
(Tian Yin: Are you alright...)
Longyou in shallow water was tricked by shrimps, tigers fell, and Pingyang was bullied by dogs. If Brother Monkey's mana was still there, what would these monsters, ghosts, and clowns be. I remember that in the original book, Brother Monkey and the monsters fought, and he never lost in terms of fists and kicks. They were all beaten by the monsters. The situation is not good and ran away), or waved the little ones to go together (Monkey Brother Thirty-Six Plans to go), and there are those who ask for food on the excuse of being hungry (Black Bear Monster). I remember that when I was dealing with Taishang Laojun’s Green Bull Monster, Brother Monkey even took away the golden hoop, so he fought with his bare hands. The whole mountain of heavenly soldiers headed by Li Tianwang was watching and applauding. He's much better, but his "white circle" (bull nose ring) is disgusting. ╮(╯_╰)╭
The only exception is Dapeng. Brother Monkey couldn't fly over him. He was caught by him, and he ran to Buddha Tathagata to cry in grievance.
[The Tathagata smiled and said, "Wukong is less troubled. That demon's spirit is vast, and you can't defeat him, so it hurts so much." The walker knelt down, beating his chest, and said, "To tell the truth, the disciple was in the Heavenly Palace back then, and he was called a great master. Saint, since I was a human, I have never suffered any loss, but this time I have been handed by this poisonous demon!"]
So, he has not lost in fists and kicks, and he is not very upset if he lost to the magic weapon. suffer". He measured it that way, and so did I. (Tianyin: Who asked you to come...)
Another: My brother Monkey is really a man with an upright mind - the monkey - if you can't beat it, you can't beat it. It's the truth. It's no big deal if you admit it. If you want to laugh, you can laugh. It's not a big deal to beat your chest and cry when your emotions come, just laugh.
When Brother Monkey went to rescue Tang Seng, the music was the same as the music in "Journey to the West" when the Supreme Treasure turned somersaults and came out. Was it originally from "The Little Knife Club"?
In addition, Wang Feng's children's shoes are really... Obviously he also contributed his voice, and was completely overwhelmed by Chen Jieyi's version of the MV. Ahem, the songs written by his old man are all in the same tune:
Bloom! life! fly! dream! little bird! spring! Half the country! (Hey!)
It's a lot of aesthetic fatigue, but it's really recognizable.
The villain BOSS, like a puppet at first, was beaten up by Brother Monkey later, with disheveled hair, smooth bangs, a small white face, a pointed chin, red lips and white teeth, such a beautiful boy~~ (Hey!)
It’s Tong Zirong Teacher dubbing!
However, Hua Meinan turned into a monster later, I was pondering how to describe it, the poisonous talker Tang Seng has solved this problem:
You are difficult! Look! big! Meat! insect! son!
In the original book, Brother Monkey repeatedly complained that Tang Seng favored Zhu Bajie, such as Wuji Kingdom:
[The traveler has something in his heart and can't sleep in a hurry. He got up with a reel, went to the bed of Monk Tang, and called out, "Master." At this time, the elder hadn't slept, and he knew that the pilgrim would be confused and should not be pushed to sleep. The traveler touched his bald head and shook it wildly: "Why is Master asleep?" Tang Seng said angrily: "This naughty! It's not going to sleep sooner or later, why are you shouting?"] Touching
Master's bald head and shaking it, he is quite pampered . As for the arrogant little children, they acted coquettishly and whined, but Tang Seng got up and covered his face and gave him a meal, and stopped.
[Tang Seng said: "How can you make a sentence?" The walker said with a smile: "The old grandson's plan has been completed, but it's just hindering your old man, and some children protect their shortcomings." Tang Seng said: "How can I protect my shortcomings?" The walker said: " Bajie is born strong, you are a little biased towards him." Tang Seng said: "How can I turn to him?"]
Brother Monkey euphemistically said that Tang Seng was partial, but Tang Seng refused to admit it. Brother Monkey went deeper and deeper: Well, since you don't protect your shortcomings, let me do this.
[Tang Seng heard the words, secretly rejoiced: "I'm afraid Bajie won't go." The walker smiled and said: "How? I said you protect your shortcoming. How do you know that he won't go? I'll be here in an hour! I'll go here, but with a three-inch tongue, not to mention Zhu Bajie, it's 'Pig Jiujie', and I have the ability to teach him to follow me." Tang Seng said: "It's okay, call him as you like. ."]
Hee hee, Brother Monkey succeeded.
Another example is Lion Camel Ridge:
[Seeing Sanzang at the foot of the slope, he was annoyed and said: "Wu Kong, no wonder Wu can curse you to death! It turns out that your brothers have no intention of loving each other at all, and are only jealous of each other! He said that, teach you to fool Pulling the lifeline, why don't you pull it and throw the rope away? Now you teach him to be killed, but what happens?" The walker laughed: "Master is also very protective and partial! It's just like when the old grandson took it, you If you don’t care about it, it’s someone who will sacrifice your life. This idiot was captured, so you can blame me. You can also teach him to suffer a little, so that you can see the difficulty of obtaining the scriptures.” Sanzang said: “Apprentice, if you go, don’t I miss it? Thinking that you will change, and definitely not hurt your body. That idiot is born in a wolf, and he won't move. This time, there will be less good luck and more evil, so go and save him." The walker said: "Master, don't complain, wait. I'll go and save him."]
Brother Monkey is a stone monkey, without parents, the ancestor of Bodhi was shocked, goodbye, never to be seen again. Brother Monkey likes to act coquettishly and fool Lai Fangdiao, but Tang Seng doesn't like his tricks very much. Originally, although he was Tang Seng's apprentice, he was also Tang Seng's protector, the reassurance pill of the Buddhist scriptures team, and the needle of the sea. If he acts coquettishly and fools Lai Fangdiao to Tang Seng, Tang Seng really can't take it - how could I, who are so weak, accept you who are coquettish, foolish and playful to Lai Fangdiao! However, such bigwigs as Buddha, Taishang Laojun, and Guanyin Bodhisattva expressed that they had nothing to do with this, and they could laugh at him and look at him, so when he faced these bigwigs, he also acted coquettishly and made a fool of himself. Make it up.
So much nonsense, I want to say that in the film, Brother Monkey also once thought that Tang Seng was partial to Zhu Bajie: Why do you always speak for that pig! snort! ╭(╯^╰)╮ (Tian Yin: Too much nonsense...)
Seriously, I think this film is really a sincere work worth watching, the plot is not retarded, and the fighting is wonderful (the 3D effect is great! Although I haven't seen other 3Ds and can't compare = =||), cute and full of laughter and tears. shortcoming? Not addicted. (Hey!) The old monk in the demon cave appeared a little abruptly, and the plot of the little white dragon was not explained clearly.
Unable to hide, cough, poverty and love. If there is no love for Brother Monkey, love for Journey to the West cannot be done. Because I love him too, I can tell if he loves him or not.
Seriously speaking, even if you don't talk about feelings, don't talk about supporting domestic animation, and only talk about the film, it is still a sincere work that is worth seeing.
The following contains spoilers, the following contains spoilers, the following contains spoilers, and the important thing is said three times.
In the end, the poisonous and talkative Tang Seng was entangled into a small zongzi (when it comes to zongzi, I think of Shi Potian again), a mummy, but it seems that maybe it may not hang, maybe it will be better to recuperate. Is it too late for him to be reincarnated to find Brother Monkey after his death? Xuanzang learned from the scriptures in 629, and the beginning of this film is from the Tang Dynasty. Or he's already GAME OVER, that's just an illusion?
Finally, say three words: (Tian Yin: Who are you saying three more words...)
I will go and read it again!
I want to buy that monkey doll!
You should go see it too!
The Great Sage Monkey King -- so handsome -- !
The Great Sage Monkey King -- so handsome -- ! !
The Great Sage Monkey King -- so handsome -- ! ! !
(Tian Yin: This person doesn't know how to count...)

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