I felt orz (Actually, I personally think this film is not bad, and the special effects are also very impressive. After all, disaster movies are all about a good word, and complaining is purely for entertainment, because I suddenly appeared in a play when I watched in some places, so I wanted to complain very much... My father was particularly disgusted with me watching Jason in him. When Statham was playing, he complained that "the position of the light has changed, and the field affairs were not done well", so if you don't like it, you can ignore it, and don't take my complaints too seriously, thank you for your understanding)
1. Apple, your fighting power is so strong!
At the beginning of the film, when the passer-by girl fell off the cliff, she visually observed that she also rolled to the height of the mountain, but the apple that fell on the back seat was finished! good! none! damage! Not even the corners are broken! It seems that it has the appearance of Apple, but has the heart of Nokia! The little friend told me that it must be because of "wearing a cover" →_→
2. Everyone's bones are so hard!
Whether it's a passerby girl at the beginning or Emma, the mother of combat MAX, after going through a series of rolling and falling, she calmly said "I'm fine, I'm fine" in the face of other people's concerns and inquiries. What the hell, our bones are so broken! Dwayne Johnson rolled from the third floor to the roof of the car on the vegetarian chicken studio next door, wearing a bulletproof vest and breaking two ribs. The passer-by girl and her mother experienced such a strong shock! send! none! damage! Sure enough, they all have their own golden bells and iron cloth shirts!
3. Professor Jin holds the notebook with one hand and teaches you how to be a man in minutes!
This is going to look for a still picture, maybe the high-performance ultrabook that people use is a pocket, and the laptop is as light as a real laptop, but the master po tried to raise my 2.2kg Lenovo with one hand with his right hand.... Well, I'm sorry I'm a little soft...
4. My little brother's platelet function is too strong!
When Ben, the second male protagonist with a small face, was scratched by the glass on his thigh, the female protagonist calmly took off her jacket and tied it to him to stop the bleeding, and then everyone went on. The wound is so big, shouldn't sutures be considered first? (Of course, the conditions didn't seem to allow it at the time.)
Also, the amount of bleeding was unscientific. Even if the aorta was not pierced, the blood should have come out. It feels like the heroine's white coat hasn't been completely covered by the tourniquet. Blood stained red... This is not as good as the blood volume of a lesbian's aunt for a month!
Swimming in the water with the wound, not only the blood is not flowing, brother, your complexion has not changed at all, the working ability of this platelet is really unparalleled!
5. Brothers IQ take turns on the line. When
I first rescued my sister, Blake, I used a lever to use a jack and knew how to deflate the tires. He is a very smart guy! But when he climbed onto the roof of the car and looked at the deserted green hills in the distance, he decided to go against the female lead singer and go to a place where there were many people. I analyzed the benefits of following Black's sister, and I also talked about a lot of high-end terms that he didn't seem to understand at his age. It's because the po master's education level is too low. I still can't think of what Oli said at that time to make his brother change his mind -_-! Then brother Ben suddenly realized that what you said is too reasonable, and I will follow you!
6. No one grabbed the emergency rescue kit!
Sister Blake took the two brothers to find the emergency rescue box in the fire truck, but passers-by turned a blind eye and walked all the way... I don't understand American culture, maybe everyone doesn't pay much attention to each other, but I was thinking about it at the time. To make up for the situation in the Celestial Dynasty, wow, the three people discovered such an important resource, the pedestrians on the side must swarm up, and the people behind see a group of people gathered together, even if they don't know what they are doing, they must rush over to join in the fun! Not to mention finding a military walkie-talkie, the crowd was suffocated to death before finding it orz...
And later, the three of them threw the rescue box on the ground while chatting, and no pedestrians came to take something away. American imperial people, you didn't hesitate to grab the TV despite the danger of being buried at the end of the day. Where has the spirit gone! ! ! The folk customs of Los Angeles and San Francisco are different orz...
7. Mama Emma's exquisite makeup
When Baba Mama forced a small plane into AT&T Park, she had to sigh that she was so soft and broad! Then, my friends and I suddenly found that Ma Ma's makeup seems to look better... Then we have been studying how clean her face is, and her eyebrows are so well drawn...
8. The propeller of the speedboat is really powerful!
The protagonist has a halo, so he can drive a helicopter. The helicopter can drive an off-road vehicle. The off-road vehicle can also be replaced by a small plane. The small plane can self-destruct in the Pacific Ocean and can also drive a speedboat. In the end, the screenwriter did not hesitate to create a tsunami so that the Baba Ma Ma speedboat could be driven until the end of the film, and then the entire San Francisco was flooded with muddy water with various mixtures.
But some things in the water are too big. In the muddy water full of rubble, cans, and cardboard boxes, the propeller of the speedboat is actually stuck! Looks like a big killer!
And Mama finally hit the wall to rescue her husband and daughter. After everyone got on the boat, I thought she would fall out, but she drove straight ahead and drove in the direction where Lou was about to fall despite the danger of being buried. ...orz...I forgot that Mama is a woman with MAX fighting power
9. Breasts! chest! chest! (Three times the important thing!)
I admit that I'm not pure, but when Blake walked up, I really had a hard time taking my eyes off her quivering Opie, and I found out later that Mama Emma is also a very plump person , and then actually Dwayne Johnson's chest muscles are at least B-covered! All the chests are compelling, so they have the conditions to trigger the protagonist's halo!
In the end, when Baba performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation to save her daughter, I felt that her daughter Blake's heart must have collapsed at this time: Don't press my chest! Such a big cup will be crushed by you! Flatten what to do! ...I always believed that this was the reason why my daughter finally woke up...
10. About soy sauce character Daniel
Well, this person is actually Emma's tycoon's current boyfriend. When he appeared, I felt very familiar. Wow, isn't this Mr. Fantastic from the Fantastic Four! I personally think that he is actually the one who reacts most realistically to disasters among all the people. For the daughter who has no blood relationship to find someone to help him, he is also doing his best and righteousness. In order to survive, he pulls others off the pillar and hugs him tightly is the most real human nature. In the face of the earthquake, I didn't pee my pants, I didn't get scared and couldn't move at all, but I was calm and knew how to save myself. Only the protagonist of the halo can do it.
The main thing about him is that every time we forget about the character, the camera cuts to him orz... for example, when we are nervously watching how Blake and the brothers are going to turn with Baba Mama, the camera suddenly changes When it came to Daniel; for example, when we were nervously watching how Baba Ma Ma bravely fought the tsunami, the camera suddenly turned to Daniel (why did he run to the Golden Gate Bridge, didn't he kill himself =_=), maybe my laughing point It's weird, but I don't know why I want to laugh every time I see him.
Finally, thanks to this movie for teaching us certain escape skills, such as hiding in the triangle area, and stealing an emergency rescue kit from the fire truck ╮(╯▽╰)╭
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