If you haven't seen it, don't watch it. I suggest that this director don't make films in the future!

Mazie 2022-01-27 08:03:36

I don't know why, but I hate a kind of plot, that is, couples say, go ahead, I believe in you, you can do it, or, XXX, come and have a look, then look at the computer screen and say ohmygod, this kind of bad plot is in the play Repeated.

Let’s talk about the director first. Johnson is already the king of bad movies. It may be okay to have a good director to help you. It may be okay to use this film as a popular science or documentary about earthquakes, but let’s remove the boring dialogues and characters.

As for the plot, according to the regulations of the General Administration of Light of my country, the mistress cannot have a good end, but the film is thoroughly implemented. In fact, two people divorced, it is not necessarily unhappy that remarriage will not be happy. In the end, it couldn't be better.

In fact, everyone has fantasies, but most fantasies are based on the current scientific theoretical basis. If the theme of the movie is accurate, it will be praised, such as Resident Evil, Escape from Clone Island, Time Planning Bureau, and Jin Yong's martial arts system. It seems that we can achieve it, or we can imagine that we can achieve it, but this bad film is a subversion, even a subversion that destroys three views.

1. In the film, Johnson is a helicopter pilot of the U.S. fire brigade. He had to rush to rescue on the day of the earthquake. When he knew that his big-chested ex-wife was trapped in the Los Angeles earthquake, he diverted the helicopter to save his wife, and then tried to drive the public house. The helicopter to rescue her daughter is really a good example of private use of the bus. You are so arrogant, does your leader know?

2. After the helicopter crashed, there was a local robbery. Johnson saw it and did not actively help. Instead, he stole the clothes first and then the car, and rushed to save his daughter.

3. When Johnson and his big-breasted wife were driving to find their daughter, a pair of elderly people called for help on the road, but Johnson ignored them. Finally, he almost fell into the ditch and realized that the old man was a kind reminder.

4. When Johnson was driving a motorboat to rescue people to find his big-breasted daughter, it was really hard to survive and invincible.

5. There is also Dr. Erqi. He has been able to accurately predict the earthquake. The office is about to shake. Still reporting with that stupid reporter, I don’t believe he predicted that he would not run first

. 6. The funniest thing is that Johnson I exchanged a stolen car for a plane, and finally managed to parachute. The most amazing thing was that the landing point was accurate, and it landed directly in the stadium.


The only reasonable part of the film is the part where the big-breasted wife drives a motorboat and hits the glass, which fully reflects the IQ of the female driver. In fact, you can drive it away. Why do you have to fall far away and then hit it, then the motorboat will explode and almost kill someone.

Based on Johnson's acting skills, I will not judge. The only thing I want to remind is that I have reviewed the liar that this director has made, and there is no good film.

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San Andreas quotes

  • Raymond Gaines: [after shutting down the helicopter engine] I'm going to have to auto-rotate down.

    Emma Gaines: Au-auto... what?

    Raymond Gaines: We're gonna crash.

    Emma Gaines: Right. Okay.

  • [before jumping out of the plane]

    Raymond Gaines: You ready?

    Emma Gaines: Do I sound ready?

    Raymond Gaines: Yep.