Movies just for kids

Haven 2022-03-22 09:01:31

The plot is too ridiculous, it is suitable for children to see Tu Yile, there are too many slots. . .

First, it was the first time that aliens caught the heroine's cousin by mistake. The heroine was in the fitting room next to her. If the phone rang while she was taking pictures, I wouldn't have been found out, -_-' see I can't accept it here. Humans have infrared detection technology, but don't aliens have it? Those little dwarfs seem to have decent IQs, aren't they stupid enough not to check if there are other people around? This is the female protagonist taking pictures. Even if the consequences are not found, it may not be too serious. If the male protagonist hides there later, he will not shoot them in the head one by one? If they are just low-level alien beings, and their IQ is really not good, please, brother of the royal family, do you dare to send some reliable people to carry out such an important task -_-'. . . Well, the subsequent plot shows that the royal brother himself is indeed aware of this, but do you have to suffer a little to understand this kind of thing? Are you really a royal family with noble blood and high IQ? -_-' Also, the aliens later discovered the heroine who was secretly photographing in the fitting room, but it seemed that they just wiped her memory. Didn't they think about checking her genes by the way? There are only two people in the room. If her cousin is not the only one left, why do you treat her as a passerby? Or did the male lead save her later? Then why didn't you act, why didn't you take her away after saving her? Can't make sense? ? ? -_-'

Second, the female lead was sent to the royal sister, and the male lead secretly followed her to save her, turning around the guards who found him. . . Seeing this, I can't help but think, he is just an ordinary soldier, or is he retired, how come the elite guards of the royal family are like supermarket security guards in front of him -_-'? ? ? I'm even guessing that maybe he's not an ordinary genetically modified person either? Maybe he also has a special life experience? Also of royal blood? -_- can be seen until the end. . . Well, he really is an ordinary soldier. . . I'm really sorry about this, an ordinary retired soldier can beat up many elites of the royal family, but such a royal family has stood for tens of millions of years. . . Sorry, I can't find any other words to describe how I feel except hehe. . .

Third, I am more puzzled. Everyone may think that the male protagonist is a diaosi. Facing the royal guards, he is invincible with one enemy and many. His equipment is indispensable, and the movie also uses a large plot to show it. With his shield and flying shoes are indeed good equipment. But this makes me wonder, why is he the only one who has this equipment? From the beginning to the end of the movie, there is no second person to use it. As mentioned above, he is an ordinary retired soldier. The equipment that a retired soldier can get, but the royal family can't get it? ! I don't believe in killing me either -_-'. . .

Fourth, the theme of the movie is very large, and the background of the story involves the entire universe, but from the beginning to the end, it has never been out of the solar system. The main thing is to wander between the earth and Jupiter. Well, it doesn't matter. The name is called Jupiter Ascending, but since this matter is so important, it involves the issue of the heir and property of the oldest bloodline in the universe. Not to mention that the government sent a warship, even the royal family has no decent interstellar defense -_-'? When the heroine in the middle almost got married to the younger brother of the royal family, the younger brother actually relied on the defense system of the battleship? please! ! ! You are royalty! What is known as the oldest bloodline in the universe, the royal family that has stood for tens of millions of years! ! Why is there only one warship in the military family? ? ? This involves the inheritance of the entire royal family's property. Even if you can't get everything, you should call most of your army to protect your wedding ceremony from being disturbed! ! ! Or is your family really just a battleship -_-'? If that's the case, little brother, are you really worthy of the word "royal family" -_-'? ? ? ? There is also my brother, there is no problem with Jupiter as the base camp, but everyone knows that Jupiter is not small, and its volume is many times that of the earth. You, the eldest son of the royal family, cannot have the base camp of the whole world covered with defensive warships for a week? ! You really rely on a layer of the planet's own atmosphere for protection -_-'? And even if there is no battleship patrol protection, there is no decent air protection at all? ! ? ! There is no obstacle for the male protagonist of Nima to break through the atmosphere? ! And one person destroys almost the entire ground protection system? !

Seeing this, I really can't bear it anymore. No matter how ridiculous the plot is, there must be a limit. This is a war between the royal family and the government on a cosmic scale. It doesn't make any difference if the war is fought, and then the chengguan intervenes. . . I won't say much about the rest, such as the heroine's sincerity Delete, the bad movie is undoubtedly -_-'. . .

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Jupiter Ascending quotes

  • Balem Abrasax: Slow.

    [play back of the scene in the operating room where Caine meets Jupiter slows as Balem moves around in it]

    Balem Abrasax: There... you... are...

    [he stoops down to look at Jupiter as she is floating in the operating room]

    Balem Abrasax: You know there are moments when I actually miss you. Because no one understands this universe like you did. No one understands me...

    [his voice breaks]

    Balem Abrasax: ...like you did.

  • Balem Abrasax: [to Titus on the recently-harvested planet of Zalintyre] The House of Abrasax continues to thrive, despite the squandering of your inheritance, brother.