Are you the funny guy sent by the monkeys?

Albert 2022-03-22 09:01:18

Let's put it this way, in fact, there is still a bit of the style of the previous spy movie, and some of the clouds and fog make you do not understand, although after watching it for a while, you will find that the core of Nima's plot is so simple, so simple that Emma, ​​you are making fun of me Is that all you can do in a movie? Then in fact, the rhythm in the front is still ok, so I don't feel bored when I watch it, Jeremy's appearance is also of the same type as the previous work, and his personality is also pragmatic, not like 007's face is full of peach blossoms and suave. Yes, it gives people the feeling that a civilian hero has hidden merits and fame, so in the first half of the movie, I watched it quite hilariously. I thought this movie was not as bad as it was sprayed on. I can't say four stars, but there are still 3.5 stars. Yes, and then I realized hehe, I was too naive to think.
I was very happy to watch it with this optimistic attitude, and then the first point that struck me was that the male protagonist's IQ is lower than ordinary people (or lower than the minimum recruitment standard, I can't remember) In fact, it is also It's not so outrageous, mainly because the male protagonist hasn't eaten for a long time. I still can't see the terrible scene where his IQ drops with worry. At least the last scene is still a normal person. Of course, it may also be the director. I forgot about this, the male protagonist took the female protagonist all the way to escape, and officially entered the boring mode after leaving the factory in the Philippines, but it is still within the acceptable range, and although Goddess Vichy is old, it is not good to see her skin close up. It's still very eye-catching, and then, I can't believe it, is the plot that ruins the whole movie in my opinion.
I can't remember exactly how I said it. I quickly deleted the movie after watching it. The second half hurt me too much. Anyway, I still remember Norton's solemn expression that he would send XXX to solve the hero and heroine, and This XXX is a weapon for fried chicken. It's a big killer. There is someone next to me asking with a solemn look. Maybe I thought it hadn't started to run, but it was already running, and so on. Mysterious and nervous, anyway, I am very nervous, and I am looking forward to the so-called big killer, a killer, how awesome the existence will be, and then he appears, the killer is standard, with a cold face, wearing sunglasses to speak Not much, it's very arrogant. Is there any wood? ! ! Looking forward to the next bloody battle! ! Then I was in tight booty and I was excitedly waiting for the last big move! War is imminent! Then the killer finally found the hero and heroine and started chasing, um, chasing, chasing, chasing, chasing on a motorcycle, when will you catch up, Nima? I won't say that the last time will be wasted on the plot of you chasing me on a motorcycle. It's too old-fashioned and boring. I'm secretly looking forward to the next second battle, the big battle, and then the killer flew in. The fruit stand, the sunglasses all fell off, it's a bit out of character, it doesn't matter, get up and continue chasing, chasing, chasing, and then a plot that I never expected appeared, the heroine suddenly burst into power, no, it should be said that the killer suddenly stupid Yes, after being kicked by the heroine, I accidentally hit the pillar, hung up, hung up, Nima really hung up, I waited until the hero and heroine got on the boat or didn't wait for the killer to jump out and fight, Nima, are you? Hit the pillar and die!
Director, do you know how nervous I was when you made Norton say with a solemn face that this man is a killer? What about the big killer? Norton, your big killer was kicked by the hostess and hit a pillar, did you make it? Did you spend so much money to train such a fool you made it? Tell me honestly, did you add it to make time? Are you really the son of a local native? Are you the funny guy sent by the monkeys?

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The Bourne Legacy quotes

  • Retired Adm. Mark Turso, USN: Is it possible?

    Ezra Kramer: Possible? We had Bourne six weeks ago in Moscow. He was on foot, wounded, with a full Cossack posse up his ass. Somehow, he walked out of there. I've kind of lost my perspective on what's possible.

  • Aaron Cross: We have less than eight minutes to clear out of here, okay?

    Dr. Marta Shearing: Yes.

    Aaron Cross: Good. Beacause the next thing coming though that door is going to wipe us out.