Dante Hicks:
You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
Veronica Loughran:
Because I never HAD sex with him.
Dante Hicks:
You sucked his dick!
Veronica Loughran:
We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.
Dante Hicks:
Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
Veronica Loughran:
Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
Dante Hicks:
Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
Veronica Loughran:
I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!
Dante Hicks:
I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!
Veronica Loughran:
Please calm down.
Dante Hicks:
How many?
Veronica Loughran:
Dante...
Dante Hicks:
How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica Loughran:
Let it go!
Dante Hicks:
How many?
Veronica Loughran:
All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
Dante Hicks:
This is different, this is important. How many?
[long pause as customer buys something]
Dante Hicks:
Well?
Veronica Loughran:
Something like... 36.
Dante Hicks:
What? Something like 36?
Veronica Loughran:
Lower your voice.
Dante Hicks:
Wait, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?
Veronica Loughran:
Ummm... 37.
Dante Hicks:
I'm 37?