I just want a pair of skate shoes and you take me around the world...

Luciano 2022-03-21 09:01:36

To put it simply, "Jupiter Rising" is to play Monopoly with the budget of Warcraft. The four prisons with different painting styles are placed in four prisons with different painting styles. They are placed on the road of promotion and salary increase to become CEO and marry Bai Fumei. Those who pass the customs successfully can get fashion style. A pair of steamer skate shoes, not only free shipping, but also with angel wings!

This explains the meaning of the existence of thick neck Tatum, the spokesperson of skateboard shoes: one is the dice used to determine how many squares Mila toilet brush moves forward. To prove that a woman's taste is heavy or not depends purely on the appearance of the object, for! ! Soo! kiss! Female! King! Big! people! Say! she! happiness! joyous! dog! And this change in attitude came after Roughneck Tatum's half-naked scene, so you understand?

And these four prisons are divided by: the mother who was punished to wash the toilet for the rest of her life because of the death of the nasolabial D'Arcy; The younger son, who asks for tolls in the name of incest, and the eldest son who has serious genetic defects in consanguineous marriage and who is in the early stage of ALS but who thinks about playing violently with his mother all day long, is in charge of these four wardens.

The visual effects of the entire game are influenced by the non-mainstream design concept of the Guangbutun radiator. There is no way who can sell something without some colorful neon lights... So I see the Wachowski sisters and brothers throughout the article. Waving the banner of "I'm proud" to greet everyone: "Look at my brilliant brain! Come and see my design and shape that can be reimbursed for work-related injuries! Come and laugh at the bureaucratic mechanism, the corrupt system, and the cuteness. Da! Come and see me playing Boss Qian with my aunt's towel on your leather pants!"

As a result, none of the brain holes have really found the foundation, and all the settings are like the wreckage after the explosion, sadly in the silent universe Floating, the probability of this happening is about equal to successfully avoiding all the correct answers in the math test and getting the duck eggs. Do you know how difficult the index of this big move is? You foolish humans born to harvest? !

Although I watched it for Boss Qian, after watching the whole film, the object of the nympho was actually Douglas Booth. After watching the BBC versions of "Great Expectations" and "Noble Noble", I felt more and more that this square-faced monster was really suitable for acting in a castle. Or the prodigal son of the castle ship, almost made me think that my aesthetics have refreshed the lower limit in the face of British actors, but seeing him and the two Burberry male models with little freckles appearing on the same screen, all I can think about is "Press the Head Squad." Let's go!" roaring, unfortunately Wachowski simply doesn't understand the hobby of a British rotten girl with an increasingly bizarre aesthetic, slamming the keyboard! !

And the uncle Douzi, who has a countdown function as soon as I appear in my heart, has finally found a character who lived until the subtitles and is not a transvestite, but his wings were broken by you... I understand what you mean by Uncle Douzi This strange physique is an angel with broken wings~~

In addition, I would like to ask: is the staff responsible for the gene setting of the species a fan of Journey to the West?

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Extended Reading
  • Jovani 2022-03-14 14:12:23

    So this is the true portrayal of the hearts of the Wachowski sisters, the new female directors? The two brothers wanted to kill their mother, who could be reincarnated if she died, but was finally killed by the powerful mother. The mother continues to sit firmly on the throne of the mother of the universe. Whoops.

  • Ariel 2022-03-23 09:01:35

    Xixi was dead in the first three minutes! ಥ_ಥ Sanmiao's style of painting is a bit magical (this makeup is a bit like the style of a robot in a low-value Swiss drama...), was that part directed by terry gilliam himself, and then he appeared. The visual effects and fighting are not bad, the plot is just like a Mary Su girl... Mazi and the cake face are so ugly, the box office is bad, the audience must be scared away by Mazi's pretentious acting skills and unstoppable sausage mouth

Jupiter Ascending quotes

  • [from trailer]

    Balem Abrasax: Bring her to me... *Now*!

  • Balem Abrasax: Slow.

    [play back of the scene in the operating room where Caine meets Jupiter slows as Balem moves around in it]

    Balem Abrasax: There... you... are...

    [he stoops down to look at Jupiter as she is floating in the operating room]

    Balem Abrasax: You know there are moments when I actually miss you. Because no one understands this universe like you did. No one understands me...

    [his voice breaks]

    Balem Abrasax: ...like you did.