So the heroine started her rocket-like life from brushing the toilet. What the heroine does throughout the film is an endless loop of compromise, screaming, falling, and being confused. In addition to showing the biggest special ability of attracting bees, this queen is inexplicably in love with the money boss. Special thanks to the subtitles team for their extensive and profound Chinese characters. When the heroine blinked her Jingba-like eyes to confess to Boss Qian, she used it brilliantly: will you suddenly rush up to "bite" my words, and it is really fun to match Boss Qian's panic and sincere expression. Inexplicably, she changed to a different evening dress when she saw someone, which fully realized her dream when she was cleaning the toilet. I wonder if her father's "you just satisfy your inner emptiness" face is often when she is constantly changing clothes. appeared in her mind. So the new queen started a new toilet life with skateboard shoes with her wolf prince in an infinite loop.
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this movie. . . Undoubtedly the best of the bad movies in 2015.
However, it is not useless. In the film, Wachowski put forward his own distinct values to warn Chinese audiences:
1. Abandon those vulgar pursuits such as houses, stocks, cars, and banknotes, and invest in big health talents instead. It's the cheapest thing to do.
2. The boredom of the immortal world is something you mortals will never understand.
3. You can't be compared with the bloodline and the rich second generation in your whole life. Even if you fight for your life, the result may only be exile.
4. Oedipus complex is the pain of a successful man's life.
5. The swirls of Jupiter painted by Van Gogh and the solid gold statues that can be seen everywhere, these are the perfect combination of local tyrants and art. Just like holding a local tyrant's gold love crazy, you can show your talent and force together.
6. Your family is your perfect home.
7. The heroine is actually a deformed Mary Sue. A group of handsome guys and beauties circle around the heroine. Even if they are suspended in the air like an old man's cart with a mouth ball, there are still handsome guys who keep admiring "How could this be in the universe?" There is such a fresh and refined woman."
8. Jupiter can also be a woman, like Lana Wachowski. Gender is just a symbol.
9. The Wachowskis can make a terrific but beautiful shot, but you can't see it!
10. The rotten country's gungirl can eat as much as in Citiland, not only that, even in the universe.
Therefore, "Jupiter Rising" has nothing to do with Jupiter at all. You think it should be an ethereal and tall work like "Cloud Atlas", but it is a commercial film that is down-to-earth and easy to understand; you think it should be a grand sci-fi A giant, but it is a Marvel hero comic; you think that the heroine should be fresh and refined and born different from ordinary people, but she is an approachable girl who has to wear a strong waist to appear in the camera; you think money The boss is about to start another series of his own, but he does exactly what Magic Mike dances; you think Stark will continue his wolf covenant in the film, but the hero ends up wearing an eagle-like figure wing.
In the end, under the drastic measures of the radio and television, the inexplicable flashbacks of several scenes added some horror elements to the film itself. First, the dragon's role was inexplicably floating in the middle, and then the heroine's daughter made a horrifying attack in front of the heroine after bathing. And the battleship cut to the second son of the heroine floating in the air and gasping for breath, this is simply a stroke of genius.
However, after gathering so many elements, this is still a warm movie about the reunion of a usually loving family after the ultimate Mary Sue possessed her own white wolf prince.
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