You can still go to the cinema

Elenora 2022-03-18 09:01:03

I've always been looking forward to this, but apparently expect too much and the movie didn't live up to expectations.

The visual effects are still very good, including Jupiter seen in space, as well as the design of the palace and spaceship. Although the palace of the eldest and the second child has a sense of Asgard's chaos... The wedding scene of the third child and the dress have a visual sense of the Hunger Games city... All the shells of the spaceships are very fragile, and the male protagonist's small spaceship blew up with a single shot. Well...

but the visual effect is good, the plot is simple, the heroine's Mary Sue attributes are too concentrated to bear to look directly at, a cleaning lady who brushes the toilet [Your mother is a university math professor and your father is a physics professor Why does your family I probably didn't understand the point of going to clean the toilet... and what's the special meaning of your mother's birth in the middle of the ocean? Why...] Suddenly it was determined that because the genes were exactly the same as the dead queen, it was the reincarnation of the queen ! Could there be more Mary Sue? sure. In the first half of the movie, it is clear that the heroine's family is not good to the heroine, blabla, and then the heroine pays it back to save the family. They were brainwashed to find out that the heroine saved them.] What is this... the

male lead... The muscles are still good, and the wings at the end are cute~ [Really, I think I didn't leave the scene until the end The biggest gain is to see the cute wings.] The combination of skateboard shoes + personal shield is invincible, and one person defeated all the minions + small bosses. By the way, are you three brothers and sisters joking? The second girl played the role of background introduction, the third wanted to incest(?) to marry the reincarnation of my mother, the eldest killed my mother and then there was a reincarnation who wanted to kill my mother, how did the three of you successfully rule Yu! universe! most! Big! fiscal! group! It's really puzzling...

1 star for basics + 1 star for visual effects + 1 star for the male protagonist's muscles, pointed ears and wings, that's all.

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  • Christian 2021-12-31 08:01:20

    so bad that it's...just bad so bad that it can’t be described in words. The best way to watch movies is not 3d, not imax, or imax3d, but b. Standing in the cinema and watching, I can’t immediately complain. After Hawking’s late stage performances, members of the academy saw this rubbish thing, they probably called to ask if they could change the ticket. It hurts...[Oscar][bye]

  • Kathryne 2022-03-16 09:01:03

    Budget: 176 million First weekend box office: 18.37 million North American box office: 47.38 million Global box office: 183.98 million Release date: 15.02.06 Release week: 13 weeks Rating: PG-13 Highest number of theaters: 3181 Highest ranking in North America : 3

Jupiter Ascending quotes

  • Kalique Abrasax: [steps out of her rejuvenation pool] Each of us has a code for our optimal physical condition. The problem is our genes have an expiration date which is transferred to our cells. A long time ago, someone figured out how to replace deteriorating cells with new ones. Today, it's as easy as changing a light bulb.

    Jupiter Jones: Where do you get these light bulbs?

    Kalique Abrasax: You grow them.

    Jupiter Jones: Like clones?

    Kalique Abrasax: No. Clones lack genetic plasticity. Several million years ago, a gene plague caused by cloning, nearly annihilated the entire human race.

    Jupiter Jones: I was told that the House of Abrasax seeded the Earth. Is that where you get it?

    Kalique Abrasax: Your earth is a very small part of a very large industry... Feel my skin.

    Jupiter Jones: [touches Kalique's hand] Oh, wow.

    Kalique Abrasax: In your world, people are used to fighting for resources... like oil, or minerals, or land. But when you have access to the vastness of space, you realize there's only one resource worth fighting over... even killing for: More time. Time is the single most precious commodity in the universe.

  • Diomika Tsing: If there's anything we can do to make the journey easier, you let us know.

    Jupiter Jones: Actually, you know what, I'm feeling a little over-dressed, so if you have something I can change into. By myself. While I'm awake.

    [Jupiter looks back towards Caine]

    Caine Wise: What?