Hey, these days, few people have calmed down and watched a B-level movie.

Madelyn 2022-03-21 09:01:33

I first saw Machete's pseudo-trailer at the beginning of Planet Terror, a funny movie with a funny pseudo-trailer, right. But I didn't expect this TM to actually be filmed, and there are three films in one shot. Machete, Machete Kills, Mateche Kills again in Space. Well, the name alone is hilarious, and the content will not disappoint everyone.

Yes, you read that right, they literally cut into space. In general, the first part is relatively restrained, that is, hacking people's heads and cutting radishes; the second part is a bit awkward, at the beginning, when the machete is plugged into the power supply, it uses itself as the conductor to electrocute the gangsters themselves. Scared to pee, TM hangs himself on the helicopter propeller behind, the crazy windmill chops off the heads of the gangsters around, and then he landed steadily, really drunk; I haven't dared to watch the third part, and I went directly in space, which is really cool. It is also the pinnacle of getting a B-grade film for this purpose. Not only is it wanton beheading and chopped into space, but it is also easy to find other people's intestines. I have a grudge in the intestines), one headshot only blinded one eye, and the second shot was headshot and only blinded the second eye. Even after both eyes were blind, our heroine still killed the other's number one girl.

Although there are occasional scenes of B-level movies such as tearing devils by hand in Chinese domestic dramas, most of them are unintentional. Although unintentional and unintentional interventions seem to be more of a worldly master, but after all, they are short-lived and cannot become Flags, poles. Rodriguez has seen the B-level film to this point. I don't know what to do in the future. He got the sun and made it into a science and education film?

Haha, we just came to see the meat and eggs to see the tomato sauce.

It hurts my heart to see that there are so few comments on this film. Hey, these days, few people have calmed down and watched a B-grade film.

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  • Adela 2022-04-22 07:01:05

    Marsha kick! big hero! The intestines are an auxiliary rope for going downstairs, the ass is an excellent tool for killing, how dense is the parasite

  • Chelsea 2022-03-24 09:01:31

    Look, cool, forget. .

Machete quotes

  • Senator McLaughlin: Well, I wanna thank y'all for coming out today, and I wanna thank my supporters from the bottom of my heart. Because we have been tested - tested by fire. Our border has been put to the test, and let me tell you: we have failed that test. The aliens, the infiltrators, the outsiders, they come right across by light of day or dark of night. They'll bleed us, they're parasites. They'll bleed us until we as a city, a county, a state, a nation are all bled out. Make no mistake: we are at war. Every time an illegal dances across our border it is an act of aggression against this sovereign state, an overt act of terrorism. Everywhere I go in this state people are talking about change. I say "why change"? This is a great state founded on the principles of liberty, I don't wanna change that. Our rightful citizens are hardworking Americans who earn their paychecks by the grit of their guts and the sweat of their brow! I don't wanna change that! "Change," that's what they want, change. Change the laws, open the doors. Red rover, red rover, let the terrorists come over! Let me tell you what change that'll bring: 68 cents. The jingle-jangle of pennies in your pocket because the scavengers, the leeches, the parasites are walking away with your money, while you're left with the change. So, I wanna say one more thing: who you gonna vote for?

  • Sartana: I started working on the night shift taking out the trash. But I worked my way up. As translator, assistant... Now I'm Special Agent in charge of investigations.

    Machete: Sounds like they still got you taking out the trash.