Hey, these days, few people have calmed down and watched a B-level movie.

Madelyn 2022-03-21 09:01:33

I first saw Machete's pseudo-trailer at the beginning of Planet Terror, a funny movie with a funny pseudo-trailer, right. But I didn't expect this TM to actually be filmed, and there are three films in one shot. Machete, Machete Kills, Mateche Kills again in Space. Well, the name alone is hilarious, and the content will not disappoint everyone.

Yes, you read that right, they literally cut into space. In general, the first part is relatively restrained, that is, hacking people's heads and cutting radishes; the second part is a bit awkward, at the beginning, when the machete is plugged into the power supply, it uses itself as the conductor to electrocute the gangsters themselves. Scared to pee, TM hangs himself on the helicopter propeller behind, the crazy windmill chops off the heads of the gangsters around, and then he landed steadily, really drunk; I haven't dared to watch the third part, and I went directly in space, which is really cool. It is also the pinnacle of getting a B-grade film for this purpose. Not only is it wanton beheading and chopped into space, but it is also easy to find other people's intestines. I have a grudge in the intestines), one headshot only blinded one eye, and the second shot was headshot and only blinded the second eye. Even after both eyes were blind, our heroine still killed the other's number one girl.

Although there are occasional scenes of B-level movies such as tearing devils by hand in Chinese domestic dramas, most of them are unintentional. Although unintentional and unintentional interventions seem to be more of a worldly master, but after all, they are short-lived and cannot become Flags, poles. Rodriguez has seen the B-level film to this point. I don't know what to do in the future. He got the sun and made it into a science and education film?

Haha, we just came to see the meat and eggs to see the tomato sauce.

It hurts my heart to see that there are so few comments on this film. Hey, these days, few people have calmed down and watched a B-grade film.

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Extended Reading
  • Zella 2022-04-22 07:01:05

    How did De Niro play such a role? . .

  • Francesco 2022-04-22 07:01:05

    will it blend? Putting together the beautiful melee machete, the old hero, the rogue politician, the gangster bitch, the naked, half-naked, leaking 3-point explosive machine gun, so many powerful elements together, it is a piece of shit, because the plot of this shit is flawed

Machete quotes

  • Senator McLaughlin: [to April, who's dressed in a nun's habit] Sister. Please... I've done wrong. I've lived a hateful life. I'm not even from around here. I hate Texas. I hate the heat. Give me my last rites.

    April Booth: [points a large revolver at McLaughlin] In the name of my father...

    Senator McLaughlin: My... my father? April?

    [April shoots him three times in the chest]

    April Booth: I forgot the rest.

  • April Booth: Do you even know how many hits I get on my website?

    Booth: You have a website? She has a website? Did you know about this?

    April Booth: I know all about what the online public wants. And they want me. All of me.

    Booth: That does it. I'm sending you to a convent.