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This film should be called "A bloody case printed and distributed by a checked suitcase"
Berenice 2022-03-20 09:01:15
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Greg Focker: [on the phone] Yeah, you gave me the wrong suitcase. Uh-huh. Yes, it's a black Samsonite. Uh-huh. Ok, well don't you think that the Samsonite people, in some crazy scheme in order to make a profit, MADE MORE THAN ONE BLACK SUITCASE?
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Deborah Byrnes: No. We are not going to cancel the rehearsal for some stupid cat.
Jack Byrnes: Stupid cat? How could you say that? That cat's been like a brother to you. And we're supposed to just let him wander the streets without food, water or toilet?
[looking around the house]
Jack Byrnes: Denny. DENNY?
Denny Byrnes: Right here, dad.
Jack Byrnes: Okay, you're going to fill in as the ring bearer for now...
Denny Byrnes: What? No, I'm not wearing that stupid pillow thing on my head.
Jack Byrnes: Oh yes you damn well will!