*Disney Terrier*
(To the effect of saying that the last Deadpool said that I was a romance movie, this Deadpool said that this is a family movie, every good family movie will have a murder at the beginning, and some people will die, such as " "Bambi", "The Lion King", and "Saw Fright"... What did Deadpool watch when he was a child)
*logan terrier*
guess what Wolvie, I'm dying in this movie too!
(Guess what Wolverine, I am going to die in this movie)
*avengers terrier*
He's just an old fuck with a winter soldier arm! (referring Cable)
(Said that the cable is just an old man with a mechanical arm of the Winter Soldier)
Black black widow.
(Said domino is black·black widow)
Brown panther.
(The Indian taxi driver dopinder is called the Brown Leopard)
Pump the hate brakes, Thanos.
(The tube cable is called Thanos)
*DC Terrier*
That's so dark. You sure you're not from the DC Universe?
(You are too dark, you are from the dc universe, right)
I am Batman!
I was fighting a caped bat-ass, and we found out his mother's name is Martha too.
(Explain to Vanessa the reason for his lateness, saying that he was fighting with a cloaked villain/bat, and found that his mother's name was also martha. The original text couldn't remember what it meant, and the man next to him almost smiled)
*Wife Terrier*
Forget what I said before,...Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants is pure pornography.
(Said that Blake Lively's movies are pure porn)
*Other mess*
I'm not xmen material at all cos I'm not a virgin.
(I can't be an xmen, first of all I am not a virgin)
Dubstep never dies!!!
(I like dubstep.. Cable means dubstep is for pussies)
-We are xmen! -No you are x people! -You are exhausting! (Sexist stalk)
In the words of Beyonce, please stop cheating on me.
(Referring to beyonce's album lemonade)
Cure for blindness-The last Deadpool and Blind Al said that I buried n many cocaines in your house, right next to the antidote for blindness. In this movie, when Deadpool raised the floor of the apartment to look for drugs, there were several buns of cocaine stuffed underneath, and there was a large bag of things on the label that said Cure for blindness.
There are so many others... Can’t keep up with his (unsewn) mouth...
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