I don’t have to watch other movies of the same genre anymore after watching this.

Destinee 2022-03-21 09:01:12

The self-invested bird told the audience that 5 copies of fresh meat are already a turtle in the urn. Marty's jokes came true, and they were far away from the surveillance and out of control beyond expectations.

Mysterious secretly watcher, meets strange passers-by. The flock that came out of the nest has entered the slaughterhouse. Upon hearing this signal, I was ready to watch the plasma explode.

The strange Latin summons a family of zombie farmers. It's so unreasonable. This is one of the reasons why I don't like watching horror movies. I don't have a deep hatred but cruel murder. I like to watch suspense movies. If you don't kill people, you can make the spirit scary. The second reason is that the blood organs are spread all over the floor. So why did it come here? I haven't talked about such a horror movie with such a good reputation in recent years, and I came to satisfy my curiosity.

The clichés of the first half and the surprises of the second half did not humiliate word of mouth.

5 marionettes are waiting for different death methods, different horror, sweeping thoughts, and returning home. The puppet that was properly monitored still hit the enemy's heart by mistake. Two people dealt with a man in a building, thinking that they were going to turn from the horrible rhythm to a lone hero. Such a crucial house was actually empty and it was so effortless. He ransacked these bastards who maintained the peace of the world, and avenged all the torture of voyeurism. Let you revel in our torture, you deserve to be abused by monsters. There was a flash of revenge, but a few seconds later, there was a melee between humans, animals, and ghosts, and flesh and blood in the meat grinder. Can catch the missing terrifying protagonist who fell out of the net once and the Internet-I don't need to watch other movies of the same genre after watching this-Sophisticated people who save time and energy are very suitable, like the Avengers League, the evil spirits are also alliances , The number of households in one building was killed in seconds. The only black guy with a bit of conscience thought he would survive as a helper, and the one who died was extremely miserable, yeah, whoever saw such an experiment didn’t temporarily save a little conscience after two or three times and he didn’t become a carnival queuing to bet and gamble. One of the staff. Grandpa Bald died in Dai's hands, this setting wiped out the grievances between the two. Thinking that Dina was addicted to killing Marty to save mankind, the furbolg joined in the fun and changed the ending so easy to be guessed, only then has it become more exciting, smoking cigarettes and waiting for the collapse, regardless of the end of the world.

Regarding the 5 sacrifices: virgins are protected and bitches die quickly. This is too in line with the views of the old people. The people of this country don't do it like this. Are the Americans so conservative? In addition, the one who is regarded as a fool is the most humane and the one who has the last laugh. It turns out that Lao Maozi also believes in Da Zhi Ruo Yu. At the same time, they dare to vindicate the cannabis seeds, so that they can hear the sound of the spirit, see through the opportunities, and can also fight the poison. Look, with a little bit of art so cute that Marty accidentally endorsed marijuana and hookah.

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The Cabin in the Woods quotes

  • Marty: Statistical fact. Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they... and he will bind them... with ancient logics.

  • Sitterson: All right, Last chance. It's post time. Dig deep, people. Betting windows are closing.

    Hadley: Okay, who's still out?

    Sitterson: Uh... well, let's see. We've got Engineering, we got R&D, and we got Electrical.

    Hadley: [laughs] Did you see who they picked? They're practically giving their money away.

    Sitterson: You should talk, Aquaman.

    [laughs]

    Hadley: What do you mean?

    Sitterson: Ah, nothing.