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When I was writing "The Collection", I was laughing and thinking: This nagging little old man (can see, he was actually still young at that time), banned aphrodisiac, human beasts, transvestites and other seven bans. Ruining the topic, gossip all over again, and even took the trouble to play a sperm in person - so, next time, what else can be fun?
Seriously, Woody Allen dressed in the shape of a tadpole, chatting endlessly, while "whooshing" and launching himself out, is still the funniest Woody label to this day: very cheap, very playful , very cute—presumably, clever and imaginative vulgarity is also a good taste.
However, forty years later, one day, the old man who really became an old man suddenly came back to his senses: Oh, I forgot the Cowherd! What an unforgivable omission, John Turturro frowned: this is the oldest industry in the world.
"Sexy Boys Called", a bad translation, the Japanese flavor is too heavy, like "Nishino's Love and Adventure の Sisters". In fact, the story takes place in New York. The protagonists are a pair of good friends. Woody Allen, a short Jewish old man who is crazy about money, and John Turturro, a tall man with facial paralysis who is "not handsome but charming", decide one day. Start a business at dusk.
How to start a business? Well, since you've always been popular with women, let's start here. Seriously, can arrange Japanese flowers, can cook, can dance, has blue eyes, can repair sewers and electrical circuits, loves to read, knows at least four foreign languages, and knows massage... Yes, we Jews think sex is dirty, But you are disgusting in a positive way, talent cannot be lived up to.
Woody Allen's conscientious pimping is particularly satisfying. When it comes to income distribution: brokers usually take 10%, and art museums take 50%. ——More importantly, how to charge? By the hour, or by shot? This old-fashioned tuberculosis is still sparkling in films that he is not directed by himself.
The funniest thing is when the journey of ménage à trois that lured John Turturro into the sea, which was promised from the beginning of the film (this statement sounds very elegant, it is so important to learn foreign languages seriously) finally begins. However, the man with facial paralysis has fallen deeply in love with the third woman. Sharon Stone with blond hair and Sofia Vergara with hot body are not wearing any strands, lying together on the wool felt, not only have no resentment, but smile tenderly and become two sunflowers: He is in love... That's beautiful .I'm so happy for you. - It's the pinnacle of all YY in human history.
Wrapping the unbearable and desire in such a literary style, Woody Allen is really good at selling it.
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