How to Train Your Dragon 2 is the most mentally retarded movie I have watched for so long (with spoilers included)

Suzanne 2022-03-21 09:01:22

First, whether the male lead’s accent is speaking with a vibrator, there is no second. Ye Sha is purely selling cuteness for the sake of cuteness, no matter what, after all, the old and beautiful animals are all like birds. The most unbearable feature is the SB Notre Dame plot between the male protagonist and her mother. I have seen it. I have never seen such a SB male lead. The Virgin Max killed his father and crippled the country. This kind of nonsensical love for the Virgin can be removed, in order to be sublimated by the value of the Virgin Max, it is necessary to die an old man to be reconciled. Sure enough, there is a mother and a son.

Born as a mother, and as a leader’s wife, let’s not talk about how you believe in peace between humans and dragons, why nature is harmonious, so you abandon your husband and abandon your son, and for several years you don’t even give a life and life peace to your husband. I can only Tell the truth TM has made outstanding contributions to the protection of nature, and you are the real Archdruid.

Come back to the funeral plot that was forced to move. At this time in the movie theater, I was completely unmoved. Especially, your father didn’t kill you. Especially if you don’t go out and mess around, there will be this problem. Take a step back and say it. If you don’t single the boss, your father will die. You don’t matter if you send the head away, you still have a big tongue with Harazi to persuade Thrall to return to the alliance, and you take a step back and say, why don’t you just go to death and tell your father to go against you? What about Dragon Harmony's best friend? In order to be moved forcibly later, in order to kill your dad's foreign fellow who doesn't feel any guilt? Yes, when your father died, why didn't you think about the harmony between humans and dragons when you drove away your mount? Why didn't you think of friendship if you couldn't beat Thrall?

I was thinking about what Dad did wrong. Without knowing the editor’s script, he desperately defended his homeland and his own family. What I got in return was the separation of the family. My wife unfortunately disappeared, but I didn’t want my queen to be on the same island. The Master Beast is HAPPY. Once again, under the great policy of understanding the harmony between humans and animals, and facing the survival of the country and the safety of the people, Dad made another decision to defend his homeland and his family to the death, but the family was once again in return. The separation, but this time he died, for the sake of a waste. Oh, no, you can't describe the male protagonist like that. Just like in Riman, you can tremble in the face of crisis and escape, because it is human nature. The weak can be described as being blocked in front of the person who wants to protect even if the body is shaking, it can also be described as being beaten up countless times and still standing up to counterattack, and it can be described as turning around in the face of difficulties and fleeing. The corner was crying and cursing himself as weak. Rather than being born with the heart of the Virgin for N times, I didn’t listen to dissuasion and forced me to be very NB. Then I went to the boss and was instigated. It just caused my dad to come over and block the eye-catching teammates until it exploded inexplicably (sorry, your mount exploded, no, yes The explosion that killed your dad). Yes, I want to say it's all your SB son's fault.

The best impression left to me in the whole movie is the period when my father begged his wife to come home and live together. I just know that my father only needs a complete family. He has been struggling for his home and country all his life. No matter how rude words and deeds, no matter how harshly teaching, no matter how inexplicable misunderstandings, a complete family is not important. Well. Why make up a man who sacrifices his own life for his family, takes the responsibility of his parents for the departure of his wife, and is exhausted for the child, but he is a man who can never listen to others who speaks to die for a son of the Virgin's Heart? ? At the funeral, my heart slowly became worthless, and I was not touched.

Maybe the old man would not regret the sacrifice for his son, but I think if there has never been a harmony between humans and dragons, without this kind of species, would he be happier? ?

This film Sanguan is very at odds with me, just like Tokyo shit-eaters, just one sentence, you can be weak to burst, but you can’t

think about it after the SB is gone, think about it, especially the plot is not a copy of Xiao Huang Human? What annoying for this film, huh~

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Extended Reading
  • Edwardo 2022-03-24 09:01:22

    There is nothing to say in the art...the whole film is showing off "Look at how much we do in 3D! See we can make ice and fire special effects! See we can make big scenes panning! See our dragons can be cute!..."...Unfortunately, no good Script

  • Judy 2021-10-20 19:02:08

    The villain’s motives are not sufficient. The reason for the death of the hero and his extreme animal protection mother is too far-fetched. The plot series is not smooth. The scores of the first and last two dragon games are too old-fashioned. The male lead's golden finger opened like this, even I can't explain it for you... and the voice of the male lead is pierced, and I haven't felt this way in the previous movie. Well, in fact, I can’t accept that all animals are described as wild, tamable and manipulable creatures and claim to be protectors.

How to Train Your Dragon 2 quotes

  • Hiccup: [after Valka tells her story] How did you survive?

    Valka: Oh, Cloudjumper never meant to harm me. He... must've thought I belonged here.

    [shows Hiccup the Bewilderbeast]

    Valka: In the home of the great Bewilderbeast. The alpha species. One of the very few that still exist. Every nest has its queen, but this is the KING of all dragons. With his icy breath, this graceful giant built our nest, a safe haven for dragons everywhere.

    Hiccup: [surprised] Wait, that's the ice-spitter? HE'S responsible for all that destruction?

    Valka: He protects us. We all live under his care and his command.

    [a group of baby dragons gang up on Toothless]

    Valka: All but the babies, of course...

    [Cloudjumper scares them off and they fly away to pester the Bewilderbeast. Valka giggles]

    Valka: ...who listen to no one!

  • Hiccup: [as Stoick drags him through the cave] Uh, wait! Okay, uh, Dad, there-there's something you need to know!

    Stoick the Vast: [impatiently] Yeah, yeah. Tell me on the way.

    Hiccup: No, this isn't an on-the-way kind of update, actually.

    Stoick the Vast: [stubbornly] I've heard enough!

    Hiccup: More of the earth-shattering-development variety.

    Stoick the Vast: Yeah, just add it to the pile.

    Hiccup: Yeah, I, uh, uh... Dad, u-unlike most surprises I spring on you, this is one you'll like. I-I promise. You just have to handle it... delicately. So...

    [They reach a stunned Gobber]

    Gobber: [to Stoick] Uh, you might want to take this one.

    Stoick the Vast: Huh?

    [draws his sword]

    Gobber: Oh, boy.

    Hiccup: [fearful] Oh, uh, Dad, could you put the sword away, please?

    [Stoick finally sees Valka and gasps. Gobber and Hiccup watch as Stoick drops his sword, removes his helmet, and slowly and silently advances toward Valka]

    Valka: I know what you're gonna say, Stoick. How could I have done this? Stayed away all these years? And why didn't I come back to you? To our son? Well, what sign did I have that you could change, Stoick? That anyone on Berk could? I pleaded so many times to stop the fighting, to find another answer, but did any of you listen?

    Gobber: [aside, to Hiccup] This is why I never married. This and one other reason.

    Valka: I know that I left you to raise Hiccup alone, but I thought he'd be better off without me. And I was wrong. I see that now! But...

    [nervously backs up against the wall; on the verge of tears]

    Valka: Oh, stop being so stoic, Stoick! Go on! Shout! Scream! Say something!

    [Stoick touches Valka's cheek. She stares at him in fear]

    Stoick the Vast: [also on the verge of tears] You're as beautiful as the day I lost you.

    [Valka quietly weeps in relief; Stoick softly kisses her. A relieved and overjoyed Hiccup smiles]