This is actually the case

Peter 2022-03-19 09:01:03

"Transformers have made 3 films."
"Yes, they are all three. Shall we still film them?"
"It's not easy to do... I don't feel anymore... The scene in Chicago was already very big last time. ..."
"But we don't make a fortune anymore, I feel at a loss! I think it's okay to make another one."
"Then what do you mean by that?"
"Actually, I think it can be done this time, but I don't know why. Just come to the extinction of dinosaurs, do an Arctic scientific expedition if you don’t know why, and then find a Texas diaosi family..."
"Wait! Don't you think this is unscientific?!"
"Innocent! I want it." It’s unscientific! Not only is the scene jumping chaotic, but the plot is also more chaotic! Let the CIA hunt the Autobots, and then the CIA behind the scenes is in the anger of the CIA who conceals the facts in Washington, and then his behind-the-scenes is a big company, but In fact, the black hand behind the scenes is an alien robot that doesn’t know where it came from... and then the Decepticons will also go! Megatron is worthless, let Jingpotian appear! Jingpotian has to be artificially made by the earth ! " "
that's the theme of this episode ... in the end is the Autobots counterattack CIA, or Galvatron Autobots counterattack, counterattack or alien robots Autobots? " "
none of that matters! important is that you hit me I hit him He beats you, and he beats you around!"
"You said that the old CIA concealed Washington in angrily. Is it possible?"
"What's impossible, anyway, the closure of Washington is not unheard of.
" I'm afraid that American audiences won't buy it!"
"It's okay! Let's focus on China! The Chinese are so foolish! Besides, the last time Chicago demolished many American buildings and many American people died, we will move to China this time! We will demolish many Chinese buildings and die. A lot of Chinese people! The American people will be very happy like this!"
"Will the Chinese people be upset?"
"No! As long as China appears in American movies, the Chinese people will be very happy! By the way, we can take care of it by the way. The emotions of Japan and Korea, get an Autobot like a Japanese samurai!"
"I didn't see how to take care of South Korea's emotions?"
"The Japanese Autobots demolished buildings in China, can the Koreans be upset?!"
"Then how do we cut into China?"
" Get a Chinese chick! I remember Is there one named Bingbing or Lengliang? The last name is Li or Fan? It doesn’t matter, it doesn’t matter what the last name is. Anyway, just get a Chinese chick, and then you can get to China! Well, let’s find another Chinese film company. Assist in the filming. If we turn back to the box office, we will put the blame on them!"
"...good idea...what about the sponsor? I mean the Chinese side?"
"How many have been contacted ? That's it! Jian Nanchun paid a big price! I think I will give it a huge billboard background!"
"I heard that Yili and Fu Yanjie also paid for it?"
"I have already thought about this! Yili has a Shuhua Milk, the packaging looks like Fu Yanjie at first sight! Let’s find someone, and when we are fighting for our lives, suddenly I don’t know where to get a package to drink. The camera cuts slowly, and the audience takes a sharp look. He was drinking Fu Yanjie! Then he looked at it again, damn, it was Yili Shu's milk!"
"It's too high! But such a blind dick, can the Chinese really accept it?"
"I have gone through an in-depth investigation to see. I finished the N episodes of "Hundred Thousand Cold Jokes" and "Unexpectedly", and also paid special attention to "Runaway Comics". I think Chinese audiences can completely accept these unscientific things!"
"The main battlefield in China is Where is it? Beijing? Shanghai?"
"Beijing has to go, then go to Guangzhou, and finally put it in Hong Kong. As the Chinese government said, I still want to help promote that Hong Kong is part of China. I have already designed it, aliens When fighting in Hong Kong, the Hong Kong side turned to the central government for support, and then the Chinese Minister of Defense ordered fighters to be deployed to defend Hong Kong to the death!"
"I rub, can the Chinese government really send fighters to assist us in filming?"
"You are stupid! Surely not! Let’s just say that, when the silly hitting is over, the audience has forgotten about it.”
“It seems that you thought well! Then let’s shoot 4!”
“Shoot! Must shoot!”

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Transformers: Age of Extinction quotes

  • [Optimus changes from a cab-over to a tanker]

    Shane Dyson: That was insane! It was awesome, but it was insane!

  • Joshua Joyce: I can't believe I'm putting my life in your hands.

    Cade Yeager: You want the alien gun? Take it!

    Joshua Joyce: No, I don't want the alien gun.