A Marathon Sex Without Climax

Jakob 2022-03-18 09:01:03

First of all, I have to admit that the ones who choose to go to the midnight scene are all TF iron fans! From "Change 1" to "Change 4", I insisted on it four times, just for the humming, clicking, and cool... But, by the way, "Change 4" doesn't seem to be heard much? Or maybe I heard it, but it's submerged in too many sound effects, but it lacks recognition.

In short, many people waited until the end of the subtitles, although everyone knew that there were no easter eggs, and then quietly exited, did not hear the passionate praise, did not hear the heated discussion about the film, and even complained about dissatisfaction. The most I hear is the discussion about whether we can use taxi-hailing software to call for a taxi, or whether we should go to the 24-hour fast food restaurant nearby to eat something...

a summer carrier-type super blockbuster that should hit countless numbers, but this is the case after watching the movie. The end of Wen Tun Tun, what else can we say? Perhaps, the only thing I feel a little comforting is that with the help of jet lag, we saw the true content of "Change 4" almost 12 hours earlier than Lao Mei...

1. One of the biggest selling points of "Change 4" is to break "TDKR" by one hour. IMAX full screen time! Well, I believe it really broke, because this "world's first commercial blockbuster shot with IMAX digital 3D cameras" has been shaking between full screen and dissatisfied screen, changing back and forth in various ways! Even in a scene with the same content, the frame is different! Every time I changed the frame size, I noticed it, and I had to think, "Why do you change it again?" Even if we used "the world's most advanced fully integrated dual-camera 3D digital camera that supports 65mm 4K format" to show, it is necessary. Do you change it every few minutes? And there are no rules for replacement. Not all Transformers fight scenes are full of screens. What is the logic of the change? Otherwise, I will shoot all of them on IMAX, or focus on the big scenes of a few fighting scenes, and change back and forth. The people who change are not tired, and the people who watch it are tired too!

Although I personally don’t like The Hunger Games much, the full-frame scenes are concentrated in the Century Xtreme Tournament at any rate, and "TDKR" is also presented in such a concentrated manner. The screen has started", change it back, and tell everyone "the super cool part is over", is this humane? As a result, "Change 4" is like chaotic stew!

2. The plot does not complain. Anyway, there is no plot in this series of films except "Change 1". But the fighting scenes on which the TF series depend for survival are as chaotic as ever! Especially in the war, the speed is super fast and the details are super complicated. Anyway, you can't see anything, basically falling into the point of "a pile of steel made of special effects rolling around". Moreover, has the "selling copy" students' understanding of "destruction" been completely finalized? I can't wait for the destruction scene in the building from the first minute to last for nearly 3 hours! Seeing the end, it’s not that it makes people feel bored, but it’s too tired...It’s

like a too long sex. It’s finally time to reach the scheduled climax, but you find that your energy and expectations have long been there. It has been wiped out in the long, repetitive, and nothing new piston movement...

3. The Chinese elements of this film... We have a great Chinese Shenzhou, and all kinds of NB landforms are everything! But the final battle is set in a small alley in Hong Kong. It is not at all tall and not to mention it. How can those giant robots play with the big palms? It's really awkward to see them flutter and move around with no room for display at all!

4. The role of "Confinement" is completely inexplicable! Created an alien mothership that looks extremely NB, but somehow it was dragged by a few anchors, and then somehow lost the escape capsule, and then somehow sucked up and put down all the metal where it passed... , Is this "confinement" simply a "collectionist" of interstellar travel and sabotage? But like collecting antiques are perfectionists! He treats collections as treasures, but this guy drags them around and dismantles them violently. He doesn't have the temperament of an art connoisseur at all!

Megatron, resurrected in the form of "Jingbotian", looks good, but it's great to use human self-righteousness to complete its own layout! It's rare that there is a villain who has a bit of a brain...

As for human characters fixing Transformers in minutes, there is no such thing as fire sources and no relevant guidance and resources. Once they get alien guns, they will open and hang various kinds of combat power and explode. Need to complain...there are human villains, yes, those two of the CIA, you are behind the U.S. government for a million-dollar golden parachute to fornicate aliens and destroy the Autobots in violation of regulations. Don't you feel that your contribution is not proportional to your income for this kind of thing? You have such a right to go against the sky, just find a few terrorist organizations or governments of evil countries that specialize in fighting the US government, and give more than that!

Li Bingbing's makeup is ugly! Who made the modeling? In addition, does Lu Liangwei appear in the Hong Kong scene?

5. All kinds of advertisement placement are very blunt, completely making people play in one second! Especially the implantation in China, a certain milk, a certain real estate... No, I have to vomit!

6. Almost forgot to talk about robotic dinosaurs... According to the logic of this film, in the Cretaceous, the explosion of seeds should have exterminated the dinosaurs and created robotic dinosaurs by the way, but where did they go for tens of millions of years? Don’t need to add energy? Or was it "contained" and collected at that time? Then why did "Confinement" say that he spent hundreds of years searching for these knights? Obviously more! But anyway, these big guys with fighting power against the sky, because their brain capacity is too small, after all, they can only be tamed instantly by Optimus Prime and become mounts...

7. Okay, say something nice! Zou Shiming has more scenes than I thought, and he handled it better than I thought! Although there is no line at all, but it is very existential to say! Joshua, a genius who has not lost his conscience, feels a little cute, but is your last "confession"? It scares people to death...Fortunately, there is no kiss scene, otherwise you have to ask for a refund!

8. "Change 4" is really disappointing. It was originally scheduled to have N brushes. Now, whether the second brush is necessary or not has to be carefully weighed! Especially this perverted duration! About halfway through the movie, I kept thinking: It's almost time to end... Then I secretly looked at the table below and found that there was still such a long time left... Is it necessary to spend 166 minutes? There is no stress at all for 130 minutes in this film!

9. In a word: I saw "Change 2" and realized that "Change 1" was good. After watching "Change 3", I felt that "Change 2" was not as bad as I thought at the beginning. After watching "Change 4"... …Well, "Change 1" is simply astonishing!

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Transformers: Age of Extinction quotes

  • [Optimus changes from a cab-over to a tanker]

    Shane Dyson: That was insane! It was awesome, but it was insane!

  • Joshua Joyce: I can't believe I'm putting my life in your hands.

    Cade Yeager: You want the alien gun? Take it!

    Joshua Joyce: No, I don't want the alien gun.