almost enough to be a great popcorn movie

Jalyn 2022-03-15 09:01:03

The film begins with a strong old-time black and white silent film style, and the plot begins with the introduction of the story of Frankenstein (ie Frankenstein) as the opening of the double line, gathering Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsale. The combination of handsome guys and beauties, just like the Mummy series directed by the director before, adventure story + handsome guys and beauties protagonists, together with silly little followers, the main story is exactly the same as the mummy, the director himself once said that the style of this film is to gather all kinds of monsters together 's adventure film, there are werewolves, vampires, monsters, all kinds of characters, you can sing and I will appear, it is really lively.
The feature film is set in Paris in the old days. Van Helsing, who eradicates the evil spirits in the name of the church, appears on the stage. He hunts down the eccentric who is estimated to have become as powerful as the Hulk because of the injection of magical drugs, and fights with him. Of course, the male The main thing is all kinds of hooks, easy to solve the little minions, and then the plot of the main film begins.
In fact, from the church secret organization set up at the beginning of the film, as well as the little followers who are good at developing various weapons and decryption (much more useful than the heroine in the mummy), and the various mysteries of the organization, there is a way to do a sequel. (Unfortunately, the box office is poor? It's a bit disappointing that there is no sequel.)
Then there are all kinds of suspense and mystery that need Van Helsing to lead everyone to answer.
The story is that Van Helsing was inexplicably lost his memory and appeared at the door of the church by Bishop OR priest? Taking in, and then hunting down all kinds of monsters that endanger humanity for the secret church organization, Van Helsing appeared with a ring with a logo engraved on his hand, although he didn't know what it was, and then Bishop OR priest nagged him this time After the completion of the task was not good enough, a new task was released, asking him to help the brother and sister royal family in other countries, destroy the evil vampire Dracula, and then leaked a little mystery of the male protagonist's life experience, and handed him a by the way. Clearance props, a small missing corner of an oil painting.
The male protagonist and the little valet set off for another country. By the way, there is a royal family in another country. I didn't pay much attention to the storyline. Even if Dracula was originally one of the royal family, it seemed that he betrayed him, and then The king of the royal family swore to heaven that if they could not kill Dracula, their ancestors would not be able to go to heaven for 18 generations, and it seemed that they would not be able to go to hell. I was killed, or disappeared, and I have never been able to find where Dracula's lair is. After this generation, the heroine and the heroine's elder brother are dying, and they are almost dead. Facts have proved that they are really dead. . . .
Then he started to pull out the heroine and the heroine's brother to appear. The poor brother became cannon fodder. At the beginning, he took the lunch before he was handsome, and was killed by the werewolf. The next heroine returned to the country village to meet Van Helsing, and then Dracula's mentally retarded bride trio appeared, all kinds of riots and killings. Van Helsing, who is only a bride, was invited back to the castle for a drink by the proud heroine =. = After the
night came, my brother suddenly appeared again, is it really okay to be naked =. = Then he turned into a werewolf, it turned out to be bitten by a werewolf before. Every full moon night, she will turn into a wolf. After letting go of the werewolf brother, the heroine doesn't know why she knows that there is a werewolf antidote in Dracula's lair. =.=) And then went on the road with Van Helsing and the little follower to hunt down Dracula.
Dracula himself was a little overwhelmed with joy, and the two brides even hired extras who didn't know where to hire them. The exaggerated acting skills and exaggerated body language really made people laugh every time they saw it =. = And then inexplicably laying thousands of eggs with Dracula in these 400 years, you heard it right, it's eggs, watching the movie you will also wonder how they gave birth to that thing, it's just a joke.
But the eggs they laid died as soon as they were born, and they maintained the shape of the eggs and could not be born. This means that it was clear why Dracula wanted to fund the Doctor at the beginning of the movie, so that he could develop the ability to revive the dead and prove that no Only God can create life and then resurrect his Son's harem.
The heroine's brother was also controlled inexplicably. After he became a werewolf, he was controlled by Dracula. The setting is not clear. Well, forgive this doubt, and then the heroine and Van Helsing arrived at the castle. In fact, he didn't kill Lara when he started the killing ring. Dracula used his werewolf brother as a medium to revive his sons. The physique has been upgraded, but why don't you use your own medium? You can't die anyway =. =)
Then the bat sons of Dracula were resurrected in the middle, but the technology is no better than the doctor (the doctor took the lunch early) So after being resurrected for a while, he died again, which successfully facilitated the little follower to break his virginity (in this episode, go to the movie by himself). The heroine and Van Helsing fought against Dracula to no avail. Instead, they happened to meet Frankenstein who was buried in the ground. .
Frankenstein explained that he is the medium key to the resurrection of life, and he needs to be the medium to successfully resurrect the dead (your mother sucks, and you didn't explain why), and then happened to be heard by Dracula's men, As a result, Van Helsing decided to send Frankenstein back to the Paris headquarters. It was more secure to be protected by the headquarters. Count Dracula also sent a duo of stupid brides and a werewolf brother to hunt them down. As a result, the bride died and successfully captured the heroine (not Are you here to catch Frankenstein =. =) Then the werewolf brother also went well, and he infected Van Helsing to become a werewolf before he died, and it was over. What a horrible character.
Certainly, the plot later stated that only werewolves can kill Dracula, so Van Helsing was destined to become a werewolf, so he went to Dracula's lair with the little valet and the rescued heroine. Various plots Twists and turns the audience to see it for themselves, don't nag. The corner of the oil painting given by the leader is also an important prop to show how to get to Dracula's lair.
The ending was not bad. During the period, I always felt that the settings of various monsters were very fake, including the first mutant doctor, who made all kinds of fakes, and almost didn't paint the green fake Hulk, and Frankenstein was also fake. Damn, Dracula's transformation into a monster is also very fake, but the only way to transform into a werewolf is very realistic, especially the part of tearing the human skin is very enjoyable to watch, the question is why the human skin can be restored in the end? fuck =. =
The ending was unexpected. During the finale, Frankenstein actually survived. The heroine went to pick up the lunch box, and then went to heaven together. It is said that God is really cruel. Go to heaven. (In the end, everyone still went to heaven.) The whole family can only blame the ancestors for taking the poisonous oath.
It's almost enough to be an excellent commercial popcorn movie. The plot is a little more perfect. Although various monsters have been added, the plot is not too chaotic. It is very good. It's vague and unclear. For those of us who are less concerned about the stories of God's Angels, this place will not understand. It may also be because the director wants to make a sequel and wants to arrange the plot to the next one. Well, who knows that the box office is not ideal and there is no result.
Some of the special effects in the movie are very well done, and some of the special effects are very crap, stuffed with a lot of useless things, but fortunately it is not chaotic, the plot must be praised, it is not bad, in fact, it is a pity that there is no sequel, otherwise I will definitely go to the cinema to support .

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Van Helsing quotes

  • [Upon seeing a baby vampire for the first time]

    Van Helsing: So this is what you get when vampires mate.

  • Dr. Victor Frankenstein: Good God... I would kill myself before helping in such a task.

    Count Vladislaus Dracula: Feel free. I don't actually need you anymore, Victor. I just need him... he is the key.