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Bernita 2022-03-20 09:01:31
What kind of person is he, I think his parents are abnormal, he seems to be living well, and he has a girlfriend, but in a duel he chose to live, and she left him. But I feel that being alive is a victory, so why do you have to be brave and pay the price with your life? His best friend seems to be an idiot, having sex with a whore and hasn't had sex with her yet. Say no to premarital sex. He was angry with the man who stole his girlfriend and said that he would duel tomorrow. Knowing that he was courting death, Anna immediately recovered and said that she would witness their battle in a week. It's a pity that a lot has changed in a week. At sunrise and sunset, he and Anna both learn marksmanship together. The most important thing is that the boy understood and did not fight him in the end.
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A Million Ways to Die in the West quotes
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Albert: You're going home every night to your girlfriend who loves you, you're having sex with her...
Edward: Uh, no. Ruth and I have... we've never done that.
Albert: What do you mean you never... you never had sex with Ruth?
Edward: Yeah, n-no. Yeah.
Albert: Wait, doesn't she have sex with like ten guys every day at the whorehouse?
Edward: On a slow day, yeah.
Albert: But you guys have never had sex?
Edward: No. No, Ruth wants to wait till we get married. You know, she's a Christian and so am I and we wanna save ourselves for our wedding night.
Albert: Edward, have you... have you ever had sex with anyone?
Edward: Well, there was some stuff with my uncle but that was, you know, it's really hard to remember all that stuff.
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Albert: Why are you laughing?
Cowboy at Fair: I don't know. Because he was laughing.