The little scum man threw away the iron ring in his hand when he was a poor man, and successfully captured the little fairy's heart.
(This plot tells us that no matter when, local tyrants are so sparkly and lovable!
So boys, please don’t throw away the ring in your hand carelessly! Being a local tyrant is so awesome!)
[I said, hey, this is a two little guessing and finally turning each other into enemies. 'S story right?
So the director satisfied me! 】The
fairy fell in love with the scumbag, but the scumbag cut off the fairy’s wings for fame and fortune. (Here I tell everyone, please don’t get drunk when you are drinking alone with others, because you may lose your chicken wings.) The
chicken wings are cut off and kept in the castle’s large formalin medicine tank.
The honest old king passed the throne to the scumbag who was unable to beat him, and betrothed his daughter to him. (Are you swollen old king!!! So you sold the throne and your own daughter!!!) The
broken-winged fairy whose heart was broken into glass slag turned into a witch, and randomly picked up the white-faced crow on the side of the road. (I don’t understand!!! Why can a witch turn a branch into a sceptre, make the sky flash and thunder, and turn a crow into a man into a wolf into a horse into a dragon, but cannot grow a pair of chickens by herself Wings!!!) The
crow has become a loyal dog and also a witch's wings. Fly every inch of the sky for her when she can't fly.
Later, the scum boy became a little princess.
[I said, this little princess should be the spokesperson of truth, kindness and beauty, and melted the heart of the witch.
So, the director satisfied me again! !
Director I love you! ! ! 】The
broken-hearted witch cast a curse of true love on the little princess.
"She would be pierced by a spinning wheel at the age of 16 and fell asleep. Except for true love, it can be awakened. Because the world has no true love oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha~"
[So I thought of the sisters in Frozen, but in fact, true love Kiss you, witch?
I didn't expect it to be so!
Director, you never let me down! ! ! ! In
order to prevent the curse from taking effect, the scumbag ordered the man to burn the spinning wheels across the country, and gave the little princess to three dogleg fairies to bring them to the countryside to raise. (Do you know why?? I don’t understand!!! Why don’t you raise it in the castle!!! It’s so spicy, the spinning wheel is burnt for nothing!!!)
(Then I really bother those three dogs Fairy, when the little fairy is true, kind and beautiful, you have dog legs, and when the little fairy is broken in love, you turn your head to polish the shoes of the scumbag. Later, when the fairy returns to the truth, kindness and beauty again, you will come back to flatter.
But the touching fact is that the witch raised the little princess and fell in love with her, and the witch raised the little princess together with the loyal dog Crow, who has always been transparent but loyal. (Lz keeps calling in my heart!!! Oh fxxxxk, okay with the crow!!! People have said, what do you make me become! What I become! People have become horses for you to ride! This It's really a hobby!)
Love melted the witch's cold heart, but reluctantly found that he couldn't go to the curse for the little princess, so everything was lost.
At this time, the little prince who was playing soy sauce appeared. I don't want to say that he fell in love with the little princess at first sight, because the facts tell us that he is not really in love.
When the little princess was 16 years old, the curse came into effect, and the little princess fell asleep.
The soy sauce little prince slowly and confidently gave the princess a true love kiss.
One second passed.
One minute passed.
Ten minutes passed.
The princess did not wake up!
The soy sauce prince of fish lips! ! ! Do you really consider yourself to be true love! ! !
True love is the old lover of the little princess and her father, okay! ! !
Sure enough, after some inner monologue, the witch gently kissed the little princess' forehead, curse! That's it!
untie!
remove!
Up!
The little princess woke up! ! ! !
woke up! ! ! ! !
Up! ! !
Xiao Bai Lian said with emotion on the side: no truer love! ! !
WTF! ! ! ! ! !
Who will save this difficult world! ! ! !
The old lover scumbag now uses the barbed wire fence that has been used for 16 years to live the witch! ! ! (Particularly, you started ironing 16 years ago. After 16 years, you told me to strike a barbed wire!!!) The
witch turned the crow into a fire dragon to help her break through, and at the same time the little princess released the bubble in formalin Specimen chicken wings in here!
Go chicken wings!
Fit with my true love and defeat my dad!
The wings quickly merged with the witch, and the witch suddenly transformed into Mrs. Smith, wearing a leather jacket and leather pants against a scumbag.
Originally, the scumbag didn't need to die, but he had to push the witch downstairs, don't you remember that they have wings! no zuo no die why still try! ! ! !
So the witch did not hang up, but the scumbag hanged up.
The witch was wearing leather pants and looked at the scumbag for a while.
Of course, the little princess did not say anything about the death of the scumbag man, but eloped to the grove with the old girlfriend's ex-girlfriend.
At this time!
The little prince of soy sauce has appeared again! !
Why don't you really love you? ! ! !
But they are here!
And successfully held hands with the little princess!
There should be applause here!
[When I saw this, I said, my only wish now is that the witch and the crow are together.
then!
The director once again satisfied my vulgar heart! ! ! 】
The scene at the end of the story is the witch and the crow flying in the sky! ! ! !
Let us be the companions of the red dust~~~~~
lively and unrestrained~~~~~
flying with wings~~~~
The shared world is prosperous~~~~~
Over!
Crab watching! ! !
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In short!
This is the story of a scumbag ruining a fairy, so the fairy and the scumbag's daughter became true love, but they ended up with a loyal dog!
Although the story is very intermittent! The emotions are very incoherent! The style of the film has changed a lot!
but!
It’s fun to watch movies!
Julie is beautiful!
The loyal dog is very touching!
This Sunday night is very happy!
Crab everyone!
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