Godzilla ======Guardian of the world, humans are too funny in front of you

Rosalind 2022-03-19 09:01:02

Hahahahahaha
I really want to give this movie a good review, because its

morality is too broken. Hahahahahaha. This story tells that Breaking Bad Heisenberg went to Japan and became a nuclear energy scientist, catching up with his work. The nuclear power plant collapsed inexplicably, and her wife died too! ! Since then, it has been very sluggish! ! I won’t sell the poison or work anymore! ! Go on the bar with the mysterious nuclear energy research! !

His son doesn't like to talk to him! ! Back to the United States and his wife and children living in San Francisco, just returned home from the military vacation and was about to sleep with his wife! !

The little P kid sitting next to me gave a very YD smile!
Then his father hissed fiercely! !
The kid also pulled me a bit and said, sister, look!
His dad gave him a stare! Tell me to be quiet!
Then I was very surprised, isn't this PG13? This kid is only four years old, so Nun came in! !

But this is not important! !
The important thing is when you have to go there with you! !
I received a call saying that Heisenberg was arrested in Japan! The reason is the intention to break into the nuclear leakage quarantine zone! !
The son had to fly to Japan to bail his father! ! The two quarreled a few words! !
His dad sees him, there is nothing else squeaky, he will start discussing academics when he comes up! !
Obviously, the son, a scumbag, has been squeezed mad by the spirit of his tyrant father, so I don’t know your expression! !
Then his father said something very mysterious, and he hooked back the son of the scumbag:
saying that I feel that there are two creatures talking! It's really talking!
My son basically broke into the quarantine area with his dad with the mentality of waiting for you to slap me while holding me! !
His father, a real warrior, took off his gas mask in the quarantine area! !
Then he said: What's the matter, there is no nuclear here!

Then the two of them just started the expedition and it went well! but!
The little boy next to me laughed again! !
I immediately felt that drastic changes were brewing! !
really! This time the two of you were caught together! !
But this time, it was not about entering the police station, but directly locked in a test field in the satellite city! !
Then the old man went crazy at a character who looked exactly like Luo Jiaying in a small warehouse!
Say I'm not rare to talk nonsense with you! ! You are looking for my son! ! I'm looking for my son! !
I don't want to talk to you! ! You call my son, I will continue to talk about nuclear energy with him! !
Luo Jiaying didn't even talk about it! ! ! Fools! !

=============== You think the above is quite normal, the nonsense is coming =====
At this moment , a mysterious species monitored by the research institute wakes up Up! ! The upper body of this species is the shape of a bird from the dinosaur period, and the lower body is a woman's long legs! !
I have summarized her characteristics, there are four! !
1. Heavy steps! ! Obviously it belongs to a bird, and there is no light posture when it landed! !
Falling on the house, the house is blown up, where is the power outage! ! (It doesn't seem to be all, I didn't understand it, it may not be a passive skill, but a specific skill that has a chance to be activated)
2. Super edible! Two hours! Eat from scratch to death! Before he died, he fought Godzilla for food!
3. Easy to be distracted! ! She pays attention to the sound of others, and is easily frightened (fine)!
4. This is the most impressive skill! It's the route she set, and she will never change it! ! For example, you are going to a restaurant! Then there is a wall in front of you! what would you do! Normal people walk around, right! ! This bird and beast is not in sauce! ! She is going to punch through that wall! Then go down the established route! ! This is where she hangs the sky! !

She also has a husband! ! The two bodies are very different! !
But the biological principle is very simple and low-end chain! ! It's basically a replica of a mammal! !
For example, they both rely on eating nuclear waste to replenish their energy! !
For example, two people have to kiss each other when they meet! !
Another example is that the two of them have a baby in their infancy! !
Ah no, it's a bunch! !
Then these two people are starving to death and ghosts are superbirth! !
Look around for food! ! !
Finally found San Francisco! ! Found Chinatown! ! !
Saw a row of red lanterns hanging in China Town! ! The two happily played lanterns! !
See who blows off the lantern rope! !
Hahahahaha these are YY drops! !
It's actually a big boss thick line bird! !

=======The most unethical dragon-bird war =======
First of all, at the beginning, Godzilla is a weird image! !
It's too gentleman compared to the bitch who has been eating! !
Doesn't that bitch die as long as he gets in the way! !
Godzilla traveled from Asia to Hawaii! !
There is an aircraft carrier in Hawaiian territorial waters! !
According to the logic of the bitch, this aircraft carrier has to be beaten before it leaves! !
But Godzilla sneaked away from below, bypassing the aircraft carrier directly, leaving a ship of people scared to pee! !
In that place in Hawaii, Bitch had been eating
Godzilla, but he didn't know why he started playing handjobs. (I remember correctly)
I really started to hit the handjob and dumped the handjob into the sea!
Then bitch finished eating and went to Sanfan direction! !
Godzilla roared a few times in Hawaii and went three times! !
Bitch started to gnaw on the building three times,
Godzilla was not idle, just wander around with that! !
The bridge is going to be arched in a while, and it won't be arched again in a while, so I ran to arch other people's aircraft carriers and warships! !
After seeing this, I discovered that Nima is in estrus, right? !
He was screaming with this, and the other bitch found her husband, Niao, who
loves the birds~~
From then on, Godzilla suddenly stopped screaming, and began to beat the dog and the man and woman! !
At this time, the male ticket asked me: Hey, why did the three of them fight together! !
I said: It's because of rushing to eat! !
The male vote thoughtfully said: Hmm. . . Why not rob women! !
The husband fights Godzilla first! ! Godzilla thumped it hard enough! !
When I was about to push down and fuck, I would blow my mouth! !
Bitch rushed up and started beating Godzilla! !
The couple
went on horseback, and the godzilla was quickly stunned! ! I'm really dizzy! !
When the couple were going to continue looking for food! !

Human beings, to be exact, the son of the scumbag, did a terrible thing! !
Nima bombed the baby boy! !
What have humans been doing before? It's shocking! !
All kinds of abuse and ravages, when the three monsters start fighting! !
Humans have not even discussed a policy! !
People can't wait for you, human beings, just love it! ! My Godzilla will put down this pair of dog men and women first! !
Is my Godzilla inferior to humans? ! You need to have a figure, a good looks, full of muscles, piercing eyes, sports almighty, and no friends! ! Why don't I have a wife! !
Those who show affection before me, both! ! have to! ! die! !

That scumbag son seemed to be like a little fan who always wanted to squeeze into the monster circle, approaching monster groups of all kinds, but the three people didn't pay attention to him at all in the fight! ! So on an extraordinary night, the little fan was furious, and suddenly thought of the 10,000-year loss of bombing other people's children. Godzilla, after being brutally fucked by the goddess and the goddess's diaosi husband, all thoughts were lost. At this moment, he had a wonderful chemical reaction with the fan brother! !
Godzilla gave her little brother a meaningful look, and was drowned in the sun ashes. Then the little brother ran to the cradle in a spirited manner! !
Brother, I can only help you here! !

Until the very end, Godzilla finally took hold, Thor's upper body, full of sexy ceremonies, and even the tail was charged coquettishly! ! He had let off the power at Bitch before! ! But Bitch was only slightly injured! ! At this moment, Godzilla finally turned on super power and killed the couple together! !

At dawn, Godzilla woke up with a sullen face, and gave a meaningful look at the stupid and tiny human, and then! !
I thought he was going to find food! ! Hey, the dog men and women who robbed me for food and showed their affection were finally fucked by me! !
But he did another thing that was particularly unscrupulous! !
That is! ! He wandered away again! ! !
Nima, is it really okay for you not to eat anything! !
If you don't find food, you run three times to beat the bitter horse! ! !
So, did you come here just to hurt Bianchi! !
Could this bitch be the love of your heart! ! 15 years ago, you found out about her foreign affairs in the Philippines, and beat Mistress to death in a fit of anger. Now little bitch has come to the United States to find Mistress again! ! This time, did you beat the rhythm to death with the two of you! ! !


Okay, it's all complaints above. Seriously, I feel there is a possibility of the second one.
Too much literary drama and too little drama is a big problem.
The key is to hit it, and it's still not good enough.
People fight monsters always look for densely populated areas,
and humans always seem to think these monsters are going to beat themselves, in fact, no one cares about your little bugs, making themselves like mosquitoes.
But I love Godzilla so much! !
Godzilla pushes for a lifetime! ! (Can't be pushed down...)

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Godzilla quotes

  • Dr. Ichiro Serizawa: Nature has an order. A power to restore balance. I believe he is that power.

  • [looking at a fossil]

    Vivienne Graham: Oh, my God. Is it possible? Is it him?

    Dr. Ichiro Serizawa: No. This is much older.