It’s cool to watch the monster pushing the building, but it’s easy to fall asleep in the middle

Kennith 2022-03-18 09:01:02

Before going to the movie, I watched the super long 12-minute trailer with great interest, and I felt it was amazing. In it, Lao Bai said a lot, so I thought Lao Bai was the leading actor, but after watching it, I knew his son. That's it, sad.

I couldn't find the central idea at all 30 minutes before the beginning of the story, and felt that the role of Lao Bai was completely forced in.

Two things happened in 1999. One is that Dr. Serizawa discovered the eggs of a monster in a mineral vein in the Philippines. [It is a monster that is parasitic on a monster similar to Godzilla. It looks like a combination of a cockroach and a praying mantis. 】 Second, the nuclear power plant in Choluluo City in Japan suffered a nuclear leak due to the'crustal movement' in the year, and Lao Bai's wife did not escape from underground surveys. Since Lao Bai sent his wife down for the survey, after the accident Lao Bai has been living in self-blame and unable to extricate himself from it. He stayed in Japan to study the so-called'crustal movement' back then, and also taught himself eco sonar positioning method and so on. Advanced stuff.

Fifteen years later, my son has grown up to become a big brother, his wife, and his son is cute. He received a call saying that his father had been arrested in Japan for violating the nuclear radiation quarantine zone. The male protagonist went to bail Lao Bai, and the two ran into the quarantine area again and were arrested again. Just as Lao Bai was furious with his interrogator, the cockroach eggs raised by Dr. Serizawa at the nuclear power plant hatched. Just when I thought Lao Bai was going to use his expertise to help Dr. Serizawa fix/track this monster, Lao Bai was smashed to death by a telephone pole. . . .

Then the US military came out and told the hero that your father knows monsters so well, so come and help us. Then the male lead said that I actually didn't listen to my dad's talk very much. I thought he was stupid, so I vaguely remembered what he said the monster was talking. Just for such a sentence, it was performed for nearly an hour. Do I really blame me for falling asleep?

After that, the flying cockroaches fished out nuclear submarines to eat. The American soldiers went to besiege, and the male protagonist fell off the bridge and his eyes closed and he was rescued. Then the other cockroach monster also had thick lines. It turned out to be buried as nuclear waste.

Two cockroach monsters, a male and a female, shouted at each other, and decided to do something shy in the beautiful Honolulu and produce more cockroach monsters. Then the grand deceased Godzilla followed these two bitches all the way to the scenic Honolulu. During this process, Dr. Serizawa's role was mainly focused on a face of bitterness + persuading others to believe that Godzilla was sent by God to rebalance nature. Brother, you are a scientist, do you really not blush when you say this kind of lines?

Then the U.S. military said it could not rely on Godzilla so passively. We would kill three birds with one stone, and our destiny was in our own hands. As mentioned earlier that the monster cockroach feeds on radiation, they put a nuclear warhead on the beach to seduce the monster cockroach and detonate it. As a result, he underestimated the cockroach monster's big trick-impulse attack. The ship carrying the nuclear warhead stopped, and the nuclear warhead was fished by the cockroach monster to the center of the city. Taking advantage of Godzilla and the cockroach monsters fighting like glue, the hero and other teams went to the city to grab nuclear warheads. And he also said very awkwardly that this nuclear bomb was modified by Lao Tzu back then, and I can stop it in 60 seconds. The results of it? Mom's nuclear bomb cover was stuck with the cockroach monster slime and didn't open it at the end. It was really an idiot. Compared with this, I won’t complain about the cockroach monster's eggs that live on high temperature and nuclear radiation after the last few tens of meters after parachuting. Up.

Then Godzilla and the two cockroach monsters pushed the stairs, and stepped on the stairs. Then Godzilla used a big move, spraying fluorescent blue fire! But after spraying the male cockroach monster for a long time, it didn't make any difference, and finally he was swept to death by Godzilla's tail casually. Then Godzilla turned around and rescued the male protagonist who was about to smuggle the nuclear out of the sea, and sprayed the female cockroach to death in a mouth-to-mouth manner. He was very creative. Solved the two cockroach monsters. Godzilla didn't care about the human beings collecting money or what the humans wanted to eat, so he slept on the ground, and then swam to the deep sea again, hiding his merit and fame, and looking forward to the next appearance. .

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Godzilla quotes

  • [first lines]

    Boyd: Dr. Serizawa? Jerry Boyd. I'm warning you, it's a mess. It's just a total mess. Monarch set me in this morning. Took a look around but I told them we need you.

  • Ford Brody: Let me take you home. Come home with me. I got a little boy who's desperate to see his grandpa.