I am a little embarrassed when watching romance movies, but I am very angry when watching sad romance movies...

Duncan 2022-03-18 09:01:02

Why did Nima Gwen die, tell me Mark Webb? ! ! You say liar! ! What will the said stone play in the third Nyima? ! ! Are you acting a ghost? ! And then in the third part, Daddy Gwen and Gwen appeared in the hallucinations of Little Spider together until he drove him crazy? ! ! ! Why on earth do I rely on you to treat Garfield like this? ! ! ! ! Garfield’s eyes are in tears. Don’t you feel bad? ! !

The only thing that Mark Webb was right is that film is indeed more textured than digital, but it’s a headache to put it into play! Especially when you do it in 3D at a later stage, haven't you noticed that there are a few clips in Chinatown during the Dragon Boat Festival that have problems with focusing?

The rhythm of the whole film is to fight, talk, talk, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, talk about love to fight, die girlfriend... and then continue to fight.

Speaking of, the complete fight is actually only the section of Times Square, Dianguang Although the battle is bright and colorful, the visual effects are extremely textured, but when it comes to the second power plant, it seems to have hurriedly walked through the scene, not to mention that it is a little green devil who has come out to play a soy sauce and throw the table!

The effect of the IMAX 3D scene where the little spider molested the Rhino Man was not as good as the clip viewed on the computer. It was probably because the action was too fast and a bit swaying. I sat in the fifth row and looked up. This segment was basically unable to focus...

And there are many lines in the Nima trailer that are not featured in the film. Are you kidding me? ! !

In fact, there is only Dianguangman who has a fuller role, but is it really worthy of the audience to actually give the rat tail? The role level of the little green devil is completely supported by De Haan's love for Marvel, Sony you scumbag!

The little green devil's scene is too broken, but De Haan has taken the three states of the miserable little prince, the gangster, and the perverted little demon too in place. I want to scream in the cinema, and the look in Gwen's eyes shakes later. At that moment, my blood collapsed, okay! ! !

...But when I saw the end, I realized that Nima turned out to be angry, innocent, unwilling, pitiful, broken jar, and if you were not satisfied with me, I would destroy myself first and then destroy all the gods. The horse god horse is actually Nima just to get the electric man out to fight with the little spider? ? ?

You pay my little green devil T^T

One thing I think is amazing. Why can De Haan keep the two rows of teeth completely still and still pronounce the lines smoothly? I followed along and learned a bit, but I can't do it at all! !


My friends said that there were no Easter eggs at the end, and I didn’t wait. As soon as Xiao Yaxuan’s voice came out, I didn’t feel any mood. Fortunately

, I ate McDonald’s at noon... The Easter eggs I found before watching the movie were mysterious men in black and found Norman O. Spoon's head then said, it's been a long time since I saw an old friend or something.

Let’s talk about some of the eggs buried in the film:

1. Dr. Kafka’s play is the end of the legendary spider. It’s the loyal dog who has spent his entire life studying how to kill small spiders and then fought and defeated again and again. ~~ But the picture that was released on the Internet before the film was released was actually the little scumbag who bullied the electric light man. I don’t know that this is a

magical horse... 2. The mysterious man in black who appeared at the end of the film to visit the little green devil is in the first part. The uncle who ran to the Lizardman prison to visit the prison, in fact, personally guessed that he might be Doctor Octopus, because Octopus is the leader of the sinister six-man group~

3. The assistant promoted by Harry Osborne seems to have been rumored before. The black cat is said to be both righteous and evil. It would be interesting if she served the little green devil. And when Harry was fired, the USB flash drive was actually thrown on the table. I don’t know if the black cat little pot friend helped him put it away.

4. Those messy weapons and armor balabala in Osborne's possession, the little green devil of rhinoceros has already appeared, needless to say, there are also the tentacles of Dr. Octopus and the wings of vultures. Sony will shoot the sinister six-man and venom next. Both octopus and vulture belong to the group of six~ I am more curious about how to play if there are no villains like little spiders. If there are little spiders, then why not Super 3, 4, 5?


Although I vomit so much, but I really love little spiders. Please believe me, I'm just a stepmother fan used to be>o<

I remember that when Transcendent 1 came out, someone pretended to say that Garfield's acting skills were bad. I rely on it. The true character needs a p-acting skill, and Garfield is clearly acting very well, okay? ! ! [Cough, cough, brain residue fan, please pay attention to the logic... Look at those watery eyes, you have been wronged like that, are you embarrassed to think he has a conscience? ! What do you want to say, buy it for you, buy it for you~~

Okay, serious face. Actually, I just want to say that a role like Little Spider really doesn’t need any awesome acting skills, because the role of Little Spider is very simple. Do you think Hanks looks special when he plays Forrest Gump? It’s simple and simple. Garfield is born so cute~

As a romantic movie, I deduct a point not because of the rhythm, not the visual effects, not the character creation, or even Xiao Yaxuan’s way of singing that is never on the tune.

因为这爱情里没有小绿魔嗯哼~已经被揍死了不要再砸烂番茄了...

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The Amazing Spider-Man 2 quotes

  • [from trailer]

    Max Dillon: I just wanted everybody to see me...

  • [from trailer]

    Gwen Stacy: You're Spider-Man, and I love that. But I love Peter Parker more.