It is in vain to call Chen Jinnan a hero without seeing Chen Jinnan in his life.
"Chen Jinnan is eight feet tall, and his waist is also eight feet."
"Wow, isn't that square?"
"The square is square, really. The same rice raises hundreds of people, and there are octagonal ones, I'll tell you!"
Chen Jinnan The famous martial arts hall called it "Nine Heavens and Ten Earths Bodhisattva shook his head, afraid of thunder, golden light, thunder and lightning palm". With one palm, within a hundred miles, people, animals, crabs, and fleas are all turned into fly ashes.
"Either you have seen it or you haven't, how can you only see half of it?"
"Because he really covers half of his face!"
Eating shit is good for your body and mind, so I'll leave it to you!
"Who is your sister?"
"Wei Chunhua, the number one in the capital and the most beautiful woman in the world!"
If a man shrinks, he just needs to poke his hairpin into the big hole in his spine and it will pop out.
The town of Nangang is full of rivers and mountains through the ages, and the gate faces the sea and the three rivers merge with water for thousands of years.
"Heaven and Earth will have ten rules, twenty rules, thirty major precepts, and eighty minor precepts. If you commit any of these, even if you are my apprentice, you will die in ninety-nine-eighty-one swords. "
It doesn't take so much effort, I'll be dead with one knife."
Is this a meeting of heaven and earth or a meeting of the whole person?
Most of the people who have read books and are sensible are already officials in the imperial court. So, if we want to fight against the Qing court, we have to use some stupid people.
When dealing with stupid people, you must never tell the truth to them, you must hypnotize them with religious forms to make them feel that what they are doing is right.
Therefore, "Fighting the Qing Dynasty and restoring the Ming Dynasty" is just a slogan, which is actually the same as "Anita Buddha".
"This book is just a catalog of "Peerless Martial Arts", and that pile is the secret book of "Peerless Martial Arts"."
"Wow, it will take a year to read."
"I watched it for three years and practiced for 30 years before I got where I am today."
"Thirty years? How much time do I have to practice?"
"One night."
"I only have one night to practice, then Isn't it still alive and dead?"
"No, if you see it, you will die if you don't see it, and if you don't watch it, you will die."
The "chicken" is left under the knife.
Father-in-law, you are so handsome, tall, and imposing, and you are a eunuch so that you can grow a beard and be so breakthrough, it is cool enough without glasses!
I was clean when I was one year old, which is amazing.
You are the first person in ancient and modern times to urinate until the seven holes bleed.
Xiaochunzi, what kind of martial arts are you practicing? Practice until the braids are turned up so much.
If you don't give it to me, I'll have to flatten you. (his face is beaten) Now you give it to me, and I'll crush you too!
It's not that I like to fight, it's that a lot of people like to be beaten by me.
I have three principles for fighting: first, don't hit me in the face; second, only allow me to hit you in the face; (first strike is stronger)...
Afraid? Scared to laugh?
Looking at his virtue, it seems that he really owes people a lot of money.
"Hundreds of Hairs and Hundreds of Heart-piercing Dragon Claws."
"Hundreds of Hairs and Hundreds of Claws to Catch the Milk Dragon Claws ?
" Eat, I rely on this face to eat." What's your name? How old are you? where do you work? Just now, Xiaochunzi caught the dragon "chicken" by mistake, and he deserved death. I now call you the "Golden Undercover Detective"! "On my relationship with you, and what happened today, only the three of us know. If you leak it, I will kill you!" "Yes. What if he leaks it?" "It will kill you as well. Fall to the ground!"
"The emperor is fair and strict, and the villain really admires it!"
Lions can't steal peaches, and lions don't eat fruit.
Don't you know that in addition to the "bone-turning cotton palm", I also have "turning-rope cotton legs"?
"Why is the queen mother looking for you?"
"I'm handsome, right ?" You've
raped me, don't kill me, everyone is a mess!
"Let's pretend to be the most handsome."
"No need, it is now."
"Then pretend to be the ugliest and have a look."
"No, you won't be ugly no matter what."
"Or pretend to be the most obscene person to see."
"That's even more useless, you can see it when you look in the mirror."
"You can pretend to be anything, I just don't pretend to be a turtle!"
"Why?"
"This is My personal principle."
"That's fine. If you don't pretend to be a turtle, you will be beaten by me."
"Okay, I'll be a tortoise." The
golden snake wrapped its hands around silk.
Although your martial arts are high, it is a pity that you are inexperienced in the arena.
"My tongue looks like your dick, doesn't it?"
"No, you look like my dick."
Good has good causes, evil has bad results. The cycle of heaven, justice and fairness.
The day before yesterday, I had mistakenly caught the dragon "chicken". Today, the emperor caught me, and it was very educational.
My admiration for the emperor is like a surging river. It is like the flooding of the Yellow River, out of control.
"This time is to avenge the last time you arrested me. Now we have each arrested once, and we don't owe each other."
"Thank you, Lord Long for arresting!"
According to the prohibitions set by the ancestors of the previous dynasty, eunuchs were not allowed to interfere in the affairs of the state.
He swears like a fart, and he promises before the fart is over.
"I was arrested four times and beaten eight times by the emperor there just now."
"Master Wei has been able to endure until now, he is really determined and unyielding!"
"Let's go! Buy roast pork and chop chicken! (Worship brother)"
"Buy roast pork. Wouldn't it be better to call a chicken?"
Thirteen Taibao practised the golden bell hood horizontally, so that swords and guns were invulnerable, and water and fire were invulnerable. But we can attack his vagina and insert his eyes.
The highest state of the golden bell hood - shrinking the yang into the abdomen.
I suffered internal injuries, but if I can buy some medicine for tens of thousands of taels, it should be fine.
Wei Xiaobao listened to the seal, I now make you a senior scholar of Wu Duoge, and give you a yellow jacket.
Worrying about the country's hatred and sadness.
"Sir, in the preliminary liquidation, Obai's total property is 380,000 taels."
"This traitor has actually made so much money. The most hated thing in my life is corruption. I must show the emperor and put corrupt people. Divide the corpse into five horses."
"Sir, the villain is a little bit wrong. Obai's family property should be 3.8 million taels."
"Hatred is like an ocean, and it will never be forgotten. I must show the emperor again and ask him to restore the Ming Dynasty to deal with corrupt officials. Do you know what it is like?"
"How?"
"First, bury your whole body in the sand, and bury it so that only a dead head is exposed. Then use a knife to cut through the middle of the head and peel off the Dead man's hole, and then pour mercury into that wound. Wow, your whole body will be very itchy."
"What will happen if you can't bear it?"
"You will struggle desperately and find a hole to drill. There's a hole, wow, I don't even need a layer of skin, and it came out with a chirp. I don't know what year and month I can see. Do you feel itchy?"
"It's so itchy. Sir, I can see clearly, Obai's total assets are 13.8 million taels, and there are still many unrecorded. The subordinates suggest that they should all be moved to the adults' house, and they will be submitted after the adults have checked them out."
(Obai's wife)
(Young) So young, he must have been forced by Oboi, what a pity. I knew at a glance that she lacked sleep, so I sent her to my house and let me sleep with her for two nights.
(Big breasts) Ao Bai is really ruthless, you can beat her until she is so swollen. Send it to my house immediately and let me slowly help her heal.
(Yellow hair) Golden Lion King... Aobai Tongfan betraying the country, this must be a female spy of foreign devils. Send it to my house and let me come and torture him.
(Blackface) Wow, there are niggas, and they're delivered to my house too, it's the same with the lights off anyway.
"Obai, the bastard, actually refused to let go from the age of eight to eighty years old."
"Sir, you are a little misunderstood. This is not Aobai's wife, but Aobai's old mother." Tiancanbao,
who can't wear anything A, there are foreign guns that can wear anything. If you use this foreign gun to hit this treasure armor, guess what will happen?
It's too close to see clearly, who are you?
"I'll be honest, I'll share with you five or five for how much I loot. Don't let me enter the palace, okay?"
"..."
"It can also be discussed on June 4th."
"..."
"I think about seven or three . Ah? Too greedy."
"..."
"Do you want eighty-two? You are too inhuman."
"..."
"Shouldn't you want ninety-one? Then I'd rather go to the palace."
"You said that, I didn't say it."
My Wei Xiaobao's nickname "Iron Teeth Gold Does Not Change Honest and Reliable Xiao Langjun" is not a vain name.
You go in with me and do an experiment, it's purely academic.
(Wei Xiaobao's hands were pressed by Shuang'er, and each of them replaced Wei Xiaobao's hand with one hand. At this time, Princess Jianning brought Tiger Whip Soup.)
Well, let me drink it with your bowl in my hand. Left, right, right, previous point, yes, thank you.
Okay, let me grab a bowl and drink it.
After drinking, okay, let me return the bowl to you.
I am soft-hearted, so I had to make my head hard.
Any woman other than you is just a piece of shit in my eyes.
Forty-two chapters of the red flag (the queen).
Forty-two chapters of the white flag (the emperor).
Forty-two chapters of the Zhenglan Banner (Aobai).
Forty-two chapters of the Yellow Banner (Wu Sangui).
"Don't worry, today is the fasting period strictly observed by our Shenlong Sect, and we are not allowed to kill."
"You said it earlier, it scared people's heart to thump, really."
(Xiaobao scolds Obai)
You When you are three years old, you peek at a woman taking a bath, when you are four years old, you force a woman to watch you take a bath. When you are five years old, you ...
... at the age of
seventy, you are so old that you think about circumcision.
To trick those little girls into looking at goldfish at the age of seventy-one is actually indecent.
At the age of seventy-two, you will pay to make large glass, and whoever patronizes you will be given one thousand taels of silver and a steamed bun.
"Qingming" and "Chongyang" are the days of worshiping ancestors. Xiaobao is engraved on the soles of his feet to remind himself to go to the tomb on time, the emperor.
Wei Xiaobao, this time you killed Ao Bai, and you also exposed the conspiracy of the fake queen mother and made great contributions. I now call you "Lu Ding Gong"!
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