to attract women. In the whole film, there is not a single man who is not 16. Massive pectoral muscles, even Nima's traitor is full of flesh. In order to make women drool, the protagonists in this movie did not dare to block their chest and abdominal muscles for a second. I'm relying on you to fight naked so that I won't die with a jab, right? Is it hot to wear armor? During the naval battle at night, when the wind was blowing and the ass was cold, he was still standing naked on the deck. Director, do you really think this is very beautiful and artistic? ?
In order to attract men, the beautiful heroine's tits were shaken for ten minutes. The field battle at sea in the middle was very exciting, and by the way, it deeply popularized various sexual postures and techniques for the majority of virgins, and in order to prevent the majority of male audiences from feeling inferior because they saw that the male protagonist was too handsome, they even arranged for the male protagonist to ejaculate prematurely. . . I rely on
the audience to show male aesthetic specific muscle groups as well as the distribution of attractive female papaya milk powder in addition to grapes, but also detailed close-up spurting. There are cutting necks to spray blood, cutting thighs to spray blood, chopping hands to spray blood, cutting arms to spray blood, shooting heart to spray blood, cutting off the waist and spraying blood, and so on.
Taken together, the meat sales time is 50%, and the blood spraying time is 48%.
Of course this movie is not that simple.
It spends most of the foreplay about the birth of a demon, and the demon begins to bring Persia to Greece. Just when I picked up the popcorn to see how awesome this devil was, he fell into a trap.
So the director begins to tell the lingering story of the male protagonist and the beautiful and evil female naval commander of Persia. The two have chatted, fought wars, shot artillery, and chatted with each other about common tricks and surrenders. In the end, when the male protagonist put a sword on the belly of the beautiful heroine, the heroine saw that the situation was over, and all her thoughts were lost. At this time, the hero, you take advantage of the contradiction between her and the devil to say, "Let's kill that Persian rhodium together", won't you be happy together? You actually watched her hang up. . . You don't know how to be responsible to girls before you ejaculate without a condom? ? ?
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