Pure Tucao

Mercedes 2022-03-17 09:01:03

If you have nothing to do in your spare time, and it is acceptable for blood to fly, this movie is really good to relax and vomit~
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1. Why did the Athenian army see others armed from head to toe when they beat the Persians 10 years ago? 10 years later, they still have the nerve to go to war topless? Do the eight-pack abs have their own defensive function?

2. I wanted to talk about the shape of the King of Persia in the last episode.. Don't be gay, can you boy! ! ! And this one is to introduce to the audience how the Persian king changed from a normal melancholy literary youth to his present virtue after being polluted by a sewage pond in the desert.

3. The chief of Athens is now in this movie There are few expressions other than wide-eyed.. Kill the old Persian king, wide-eyed. Go to persuade the Queen of Sparta to send troops, staring wide-eyed. Hit the Persian female general's warship, wide-eyed. Upper Persian female general, you at least make a lustful expression at this time, and you still keep your eyes wide open... After defeating it, wide your eyes. Still staring wide-eyed when he says encouraging (brainwashing) words to brothers. In the end, he killed the Persian female general, and when the bitter Spartan queen brought the Greek coalition forces, he still stared wide-eyed T T... There is really no other expression to express this person. Boy.. Why is your life so terrifying that you keep your eyes wide open at all times?

4. In this movie, women can come up with an idea for a while, or they can publish the book "108 Ways to Murder", they can cut off the heads of people and fight with themselves, and they can invite the other's generals to have sex. You can suddenly IQ strategy +10086 after being abandoned by Papa Pao, etc...

5. In a tragic childhood, the Persian female general became a ruthless killer and then directly transitioned to a ruthless (no lower limit + heavy taste) female general. She felt that the people under her were too stupid to compare with the leader of the enemy, and then tried to Using the method of papapa (beauty plan) to persuade the leader of the other party to join Persia, but it failed, and then the female general ordered the leader of Athens to leave Diao... (I really want to sympathize with her, but it is still mine The feeling of not being possible is why.. and I feel that this section is full of huge spit energy)

6. Why are the ships of Athens so bad, but the ships of Persia are already close to the iron ships, and the ships of the Greek coalition can be sailing ships...Athens People, you really don't care about your combat readiness at all..

7. The famous saying of the Persian female general: u fight much harder than u fuck (the original word seems to be this)...................... .............

PS just forgot about the comparison and misspelling~~Thank you for reminding~~

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