This movie is so weird!

In fact, the Nujia is not the kind of person who is particularly picky. He does not pick rotten leaves when washing vegetables, and does not pick the brand of donkeys when buying bags. It is common to write typos in writing, and he also bends orchid fingers when practicing the piano. American dramas are used to the kind of supernatural dramas with one episode and one story that can satisfy me, such as psychic hunter [Ah wait, that's not a vampire movie] Uh, then, Buffy is very good [Ah wait, that's not a vampire as the protagonist] Movie] Uh, that Moonlit Love [Wait for this movie, I just watched an episode...] Uh, that Twilight City [Slowly, the hero and heroine are too ugly to watch at all] Uh, that Fifty shades of Grey [Huh].
When it comes to vampire movies, it's nothing more than that little bit of imagination: an old immortal handsome man fell in love with a brain-dead blonde and then his ex-girlfriend [usually the mother and pao friend who took his virginity] obviously died in his hands five hundred years ago He suddenly came back to life again, causing the male protagonist's heart to be in chaos. As a result, Xiaosan Invincible Youth Long Live drove away the mother-in-law [? 】Victory. It's all a fantasy, thriller, youth ethics drama [The epiphany face is so
lonely and annoying--you watch the classic plot of the night interview with the vampire, the love triangle, the ghost father, Lolita, and you shouldn't imitate it. It's four hundred years of horror. The setting of falling in love with a female ghost through time and space is too simple. The main line of the legend of the dark night pretends to be a revenge drama. In fact, the focus is on the female protagonist's legs. A beautiful blood-sucking man like Buffy can't keep two moustaches when he is looking for redemption in love. Face playboy, right, Duckula dragged two ordinary housekeepers while eating broccoli and being hunted by hunters in various ways. That's Sesame Street, okay?
Ok. Dracula's plot is fully accounted for above.
[rolling] But I can see the roots! Book! can not stop! ! ! How is this going! !
After three days of chasing dramas and empty contemplation after chasing them, I summed up my favorite dramas.
First of all, the geomagnet king [Mao? ], if it wasn't for the weak presence, I would fast-forward directly.
Then I thought about it for a long time.
My favorite [ranking in descending order of preference]
1) Watching Uncle Moustache kills.
2) Watching Uncle Moustache roll the sheets.
3) Watch the big cap sister ride a bike.
4) Watch the big cap sister do the base.
5) Look at Uncle Moustache's face, "You don't understand the world where your IQ is too high," and then he flails on the street. This unknowingly unpleasant feeling makes me sleepless every night (night X3).
6) Watch Uncle Beard being handcuffed by Uncle Beard to electrocute the syringe by turns sm.
7) Seeing that my sister changed her clothes.
8) Seeing that my sister changed her eye makeup.
9) Watching the little brother dilate his nostrils.

above.
[Although there are other characters in this film]
[But I didn't notice]
[However, I do remember a woman with a particularly ugly face and a fake breast]
[Please note that the above skillful use of correlative words shows Aijia's superior Chinese proficiency ]
[All in all, this movie is really good. Is there a second season?]

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