Daddy, I really want to scold my mother

After watching it, there are a lot of emotions, of course, more of anger. The anger is why a movie that is mediocre in all aspects advocates that it is the pinnacle? When you become a peak father, you will never watch Chinese movies in your life, okay? There are still people who talk about things like the legend of the white snake. You are too embarrassed to compare them with two identical pieces of garbage. Are you not cold?

Since special effects are advocated first, let’s talk about special effects. How long did the 23-second special effect of the Tangshan earthquake take? And still can't say enough. In a two-hour movie, he said with a face that he had been silent for three years. Is there a lens that doesn't make people dizzy? Dad watched 3D. I really can’t say it’s the worst 3D I’ve ever seen. Someone in Russia shot a 3D with a theme like Stalingrad, and I don’t know how much better it is than you. And for a direct comparison, if you compare King Kong eight years ago with the monkey-cow battle at the back of the movie, I can only say that you didn't pay enough money to the special effects company, so people would be so neglectful.

Props and costumes are really scumbags. If you have money to hire celebrities, can you die if you hire a costume designer? You can't be ashamed of directly stealing other people's Saint Seiya's armor to make clothing. And the costumes of the fairies are also the same. Later, Sun Wukong didn't know whether it was because of the ape or something else, but his hair was bald.

The story is even more powerless to complain, you can change it, can you change it a little deeper? A little bit is enough, and people won't let people say that your screenwriter is brainless. The most important thing is, has one of you read Journey to the West? What is the relationship between the characters and what level do you understand? The two fairies hooked their tails in the whole film is a plot that stimulates emotions. I can only say that the screenwriter has never talked about your first love, do you know the director? Oh, yes, the director didn't have a first love either... Or are you two each other's first love?

The soundtrack... Dad didn't hear it.

As for the other content, I will not reveal it. The main purpose of writing this thing is because I see many people advocating how awesome this movie is as if they received kickbacks. I really don’t want to humiliate the potential of Chinese movies, please don’t Insult the Chinese people's intelligence and appreciation ability! Stop dick bragging.

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