watched "The Martian Attacks the Earth" one afternoon after finishing the results. The smoke of gunpowder had cleared and the scores had been set, just waiting for the winter vacation to kick off. When I was choosing a movie, I chose this film for some reason, but the name was so weird, but it evoked everyone's worst interest.
From the beginning, I felt that something was a little wrong. The protagonists jumped out and jumped back in a chaotic and hurried manner. There are too many plot branches to remember, but the expressiveness is really good, and every new branch can be quickly entered into the play. It's a movie with a dead end that barely maintains its negative score, but it's strange enough to make people want to continue watching.
Seeing that the Martian finally showed up, a mouthful of food came out: ignoring the setting of aliens all over the world, carrying a very lethal toy gun, an oxygen bag like a goldfish tank, and a sturdy bear child to go into the world... Putting all these aside, my aesthetic bottom line, which has been constantly refreshed since the opening of the wonderful flying saucer, has finally collapsed in front of these green giant-brained dwarfs at the animation production level of CCTV Children's Channel.
This movie is a complete joke! It is completely to challenge the bottom line of human beings! Watch the short and treacherous Martian shouting the wrongly translated slogan of peace and establishment of diplomatic relations and slaughter the people of the earth, watch the presidents of various countries take turns being deceived, and watch the background music again and again. Originally, in this mischievous film, all kinds of so-called science fiction rules are non-existent fans. In the end, I even watched it, with the only remaining divine logic honed in reality to keep up with the director's thinking that jumped at the speed of light. In fact, once you admit that "this movie is a black joke", you gradually calm down, and you can dig out the cuteness and seriousness of fake dramas in the absurdity. He soon got used to watching all kinds of people die, the lecherous White House spokesman died of lust and lust, the clamoring officer was shrunk to the size of a worm and crushed with contempt by the soles of his shoes, the self-proclaimed president was slapped with greed. Killed by tears and fake hands, the sincere and grand ideal of cooperation finally turned into an alien battle flag stuck on his body.
The nuclear bomb that mankind has been struggling with for so long is finally thrown, but it is easily thwarted by the Martians in the desolate universe. Everything is like a grotesque comedy that runs crookedly, a carnival feast where morality and IQ are lost together, but it is absolutely better than the so-called blockbuster that pretends to be serious and takes logic for food. By the way, there is less of a strong commercial flavor. In fact, it is absurd and funny? Life is funnier than it is. Tim Burton used the Martian hand to pull out all the messy and dirty things in the world and throw them into the spotlight, and then took out the wacky and twisted surgical tools for extreme magnification and exaggeration, and finally turned into those amorous heads and images on the screen. Weird man dog. This life is just an ordinary eccentric comedy, the plot is even more twisted and blurred, but the people who laugh in front of the screen can only cry bitterly in the face of reality. The movie is a bunch of real and sharp needles in this absurdity. Behind the seemingly disgusting special effects is the director's icy anger. After everything is exposed, it is just so shocking.
Watching the high-end people with sanctimonious people die in front of the camera, the director finally sent an invincible team: the former boxing champion who was down to being a casino clown, the black brother who skipped school just to play games, the cowardly teenager who was excluded by his family, and the society. The indifferent calm old lady, in short, this group of prodigal sons who were abandoned by the world resolutely saved the earth that was about to be ruined by the Martians. Old music can also be used as a weapon, and the experience of playing game consoles can actually defeat the White House police. At the end, the story finally gets back to the right track. Handsome men and women are paired, heroes are awarded medals, families are reunited, and a travel promotion film with a human and natural demeanor jumps on the screen.
It is said that the box office of the movie is not high, and the American people do not buy it, but in fact Tim is just making a small joke. Knowing that he will be abandoned by the world, he carefully crafted this beautiful and cruel little prank, which is regarded as a joke with the world. farewell. Thinking about it, most of us are like this, throwing it away resolutely and resolutely, consciously becoming a psychological hero admired by the whole world, who knows that when the big waves wash away the sand, he will still be a flat, dank nobody on the beach. The waves swept over us, the world abandoned us and we abandoned the world, and we took Mars as a gift on our own island, and gave this piece of history that we are not allowed to enter. But life will go on, just like Tim has stepped into a quiet family life, and even gradually has warm colors suitable for all ages, this man finally accepts each other with the world.
So we ran wild, we screamed, we thought that any story had come to an end, but who knew the road would be long and difficult.
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