This show shouldn't be called Snow White and the Huntsman. Well, it would be more appropriate to call it Snow White's Military Story or Princess Diaosi's Counterattack!
Wasn't Snow White chased by the queen because of her beauty? Wasn't it because she was beautiful that she was let go by hunters! Isn't it because they are beautiful that the dwarfs follow them! Isn't it because she is beautiful that she won the love of her subjects? ! ! ! ! !
Such an ugly Snow White, how does the plot develop? ? ? ? ?
Not to mention that if she wanted to escape, a bird would lead the way. A white horse appeared inexplicably on the way. The most terrifying dark forest did not hurt her. She stunned the giant monster with a loud roar. , as long as she is a beautiful woman, even if a cloud of snow flies down from the sky and saves her directly, the audience can accept it! But faced with this face... Director, you are definitely kidding me!
It is said that the director is the biggest Kristen Black. From the very beginning of the movie, it was messy and dirty. Even in a paradise like paradise, it has not been washed in vain, not to mention the walking posture with wide legs and arms. It makes people complain about her incompetence... I finally gave a close-up shot, either with large pores or black Yintang, which makes people feel the urge to press her in Liby laundry detergent and wash her 12 times before and after! My dear hunter, how did you manage to kiss, did your dead wife know that you sacrificed so much? ? ?
Besides, Snow White has another talent skill besides beauty, that is, she has an innocent and pure heart, that is the source of her strength, but what kind of trouble is this slender Snow White trying to make, she endured Wang Di's attack on her chest and salty pig's hands to make a fool of herself. The pure expression on the face enjoyed, and then a nail in his hand broke his face; he stared at innocent eyes and promised the hunter not to make a sound, but as soon as he let go, he slapped the knife and stole the knife; Bai Xue, you are so embarrassed to tell everyone how you fell Into the poison apple trap? It's for flirting with the little prince, the childhood sweetheart pretending to be the queen! Where have you put hunters! Let me ask you where is your innocent and pure heart, this Nima is obviously the rhythm of a black-bellied little white rabbit and a green tea bitch!
That's why I said, hunter, why don't you fall in love with the super-beautiful and super-fan, even the queen who is so beautiful when she yells with blue veins and nervousness on her face! Since the director has subverted Snow White like this, I beg you to subvert the plot together! Let the slag Baixue become the cannon fodder on the road to the queen's beauty, and burn it to death, and then the handsome hunter with a face full of stubble and stubble finally found out how charming, beautiful and noble the queen is, the two of them together. After living a life without shame and shame, the whole kingdom is rejoicing! ! !
In this case, I guarantee a full five-star praise! I guarantee that you will give a lot more full five-star praise!
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