Tucao began.
The opening scene is the invasion battle before the Zerg, the active aircraft used by humans, isn't it a good sci-fi movie? But this crispy cake-like Zerg mothership, flying saucers and planes shoot each other, no spray, no claws, is this a Zerg? Then an Independence Day-like plot settles.
After jumping out of the promotional video, there is no basis for it, the male protagonist just played the pad game and won, saying that the location of the asteroid was considered, and the two hosts behind the monitor started to praise it. It seems that this movie is a fight for IQ? Then he pretended to be expelled, and the little ruffians came to ask for trouble, but were turned over by the man with a thin chai stick, and a bunch of horses were frightened. Well, the male protagonist also has a crit aura. When I saw my brother and sister after returning home, I realized that this is a combination of wisdom and strength. Can the third child's abilities be customized? The male protagonist is still supernatural, and his father reluctantly comforts him. The host wanted to take him back to the training school, but the male protagonist did not show any joy. Isn't that what you've been fighting for? Isn't it the purpose of your whole family to give birth to you? Hope and glory for the whole family? In the end, it was still hypocritical for the inexplicable halo of pig's feet. . .
The male protagonist tells a bad joke as soon as he gets on the plane, as Sheldon said in the latest episode, it is completely impossible for normal people to find a joke. But the host didn't do it, and he had to point out who was the male protagonist, saying that he was going to be pressured to make him the leader (this is the real father, right?), and the crowd understood. The young man asked another question about whether he could send and receive emails and did 40 push-ups, and everyone looked at him with admiration. . You have never seen the world, you dare not raise your hand in class since you were a child, right? It's really a scumbag who chooses a general, and my father arranged it well. Then I started to play suspension gun battles. They were all pistols. This level was not even the stance I had when I was playing BB bombs in elementary school. Forget it, haven't seen the world. But wait! Isn't this about Star Wars Zerg? Do you still choose these furry boys to fight pistols? Is this training marksmanship useful?
My father immediately arranged another vacancy for the male protagonist, and he really came to work under the captain of a bunch of sons. As soon as the halo is turned on, the heroine who can be his sister can take the initiative to come up and post sparring in two sentences. Sister, you have a vision! After the game started, two gangs of idiots hid behind obstacles and shot blindly. What kind of training are these? (I haven't seen the world, it's not as good as my elementary school...) Only three people sprinted with a pile of people and were washed away, the male lead flew over to turn with the female lead, and a fit jump floated behind the opponent's enemy, anyway, as soon as the halo opened the opponent Lower IQ, lower vision, and that's it. Of course, the father still praises the child for being smart. (I really don't know what level their previous games were)
My father took this opportunity to give his son the opportunity to form his own team. The Flying Dragons, with such a dangling name, said that they had been losing all the time before, but the clothes were already ready. The male protagonist turned around and put it on. It fits very well. Isn't it possible that it is not a biological father? (Of course, it's even worse than Ikariyuantang.) Then the male protagonist, who didn't even grow his hair, smiled slightly, and went to teach his teammates - it turned out to be his friends in the novice village - to lecture. In order to catch up with the progress, my father asked the top two teams to train together. As soon as the pig's foot halo was released, a group of people who made a circus collided and won, and the opponent had already lost the IQ of hitting the circus in the first game.
After watching the male protagonist's training along the way, the opponent is too weak, just the quality of the population and the level of talent, it is at the village level. He was also arranged to play a game to guess the cups. After trying several times, the mice died. Ordinary people can guess that the two cups are poisonous wine. As a result, this father still wants to like it. A father should cultivate his son's self-confidence and work hard.
Wait a minute, this movie is more than halfway through, and Star Wars is still useless. Once I think about it, it's all the hero's inner drama. When you beat someone for the first time, you think for a moment and say harsh words; when you go home for a family drama, think about it; when you are young, you are hypocritical; when your father lifts the sedan chair, you sink deeply; It's rough, it's just the level of domestic 3D animation), the mouse piercing the eyes is completely the male protagonist's psychological dark, this is also said to dare to break the rules; in the bathroom, use soap first (lz was evil when it first appeared) Lubricate the body to prevent getting caught (lz is also known by colleagues who pointed it out, I really want to praise this, soap can not only induce crime, but also self-defense), and it is an inner drama to come back with my sister when I was young Share your experience on the raft (choose this scene, isn't this a couple scene).
The male protagonist still arrived on the battlefield, and finally walked to the stage of the WCG e-sports finals with his personal soldiers. Then I started to show the operation, but I think this level, this micro operation (visual APM is only 50), it is not as good as my roommate who plays Starcraft 1 (he has more than 20 shortcut keys when playing World of Warcraft), this level is estimated to be in China. Take an Internet cafe first.
At this time, the original hero of salvation also said that the deleted part of the promotional film was that people didn't know the battle laws of the Zerg before. He thought it at the time. The sixth sense told him that the Zerg had to rely on the mothership for command, and then he went blind. The dick hit the plane, and I didn't expect it to be successful. (A bunch of small flying saucers and a big flying saucer, a race that doesn't know how to attack should really be destroyed) But why should this kind of footage be deleted? Are you afraid that the people will be deeply shocked by the IQ of the Savior and commit suicide in shame? Where is the logic? I thought about it carefully and felt that the only reason why this scene was stuck was because people were afraid that they would have to refund the movie tickets, so it was arranged until the end.
There is also the main human battleship to be played by the female protagonist, known as 70 billion US dollars. This is the ultimate weapon of mankind, and it needs the entire fleet to protect it. I have never seen the world. 70 billion US dollars, the output value of your country is really low. You must know that in 2010, China on our earth released 10 trillion yuan of water, and Guangdong, the main battleship, can build two a year.
The battle finally started, and it turned out that the formation was to spread countless small planes evenly over the entire screen A. (The table is about to be overturned, what did you say about asteroids before, there is no need to consider gravitational bending in shooting! You need to train a P for this level, and you need to choose a P for this IQ. It really catches the chicken for the IQ of the people in your town) The heroine fired and killed a batch of them, but it turned out that there were still a batch of Zerg tribes, and there was no way, only to send all the small planes to use the body to protect the big and hard ones used by the heroine (do not fire, the experience must be reserved for the heroine to upgrade!!) , the female protagonist's face was flushed and she slapped wildly for three minutes, holding back her ejaculate and ejaculating, ah, cool! The entire Zerg planet was shot, and the audience was stunned for a moment, then applauded, and finally wiped out the Zerg. Wait a minute, since this cannon can destroy the planet with one shot, what's the point of the previous selection, training, fleet, small plane, and micro-manipulation? ! ! ! What kind of intelligence does this require? What kind of violence is this? What does it take to have a strong heart? What teammates do you want? When my buddy played Starcraft 1 in elementary school, he knew that the big ship would launch laser cannons in the distance. It is really not easy for my father to set up such a situation.
In the end, the male protagonist is going to be hypocritical again. Like acting Qiongyao, he feels guilty for destroying the entire Zerg. Damn, didn't this kill tens of millions of your compatriots? Isn't that what you were born for? Isn't that what you train for? Now hypocritical, you have always forced a smile, right?
My father didn't understand your intentions. In the end, the male protagonist ran out of the base hypocritically (there were no guards to find and stop them, so he didn't take people seriously!!!), and found the Zerg Queen Egg at a distance of 180 meters (these security levels are too watery, I’ve built a base and haven’t found it yet, it’s really fooling
me ) After writing it and thinking about it, it’s still my fault, this is just a work by the screenwriter to cheat money and eat, I’m serious, I’ve already lost.
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