then you really earned it, you really understand what a complete plagiarism is.
It is with grief and indignation that I write this review.
In order to let the broad masses of the people thoroughly see how incompetent this director is!
It is estimated that the director + screenwriter enjoys too much and has no time to write. When the investors want the results,
the JB director randomly made up and completed this shameless script.
This director Jiang Lang is very talented, basically plagiarizing teacher Jin Yong's Yitian, Jurassic about, The Matrix
kneaded these films together to form a great bad film,
its name is "Fan Wuji with swimming goggles fights the new" The
story of Jurassic Planet is like this,
Fan Wuji originally enjoyed unparalleled personal honor, showing the greatness and debauchery of the empire.
(18 Ban, I C, the white tiger is really not built, let me stand up, thinking that this ticket is not in vain)
Then the picture changed sharply, betrayal and exile let Master Fan once again staged the Matrix turned around and bullets flowed. .
When you wake up again, you found out! Yes, you found out, he has a pair of swimming goggles.
This reminds me of the feeling of playing stand-alone games back then, C, the weapon is just swimming goggles, God!
(It is estimated that the director encountered a broken bone when he was on vacation, so he put the content of how to repair the body and install the fixator after the fracture in the movie. TMD is disgusting.) Mr.
Fan took swimming goggles and was chased by the evil dog to the water source. ...
Suddenly, you see a mythical beast (a combination of Slender-jawed Dragon + Scorpion). And Noda is a magical planet, there is only this kind of boss, where do you want to put Master Fan's face! ! !
After a few back and forth, you will find that the storyline is like leaning on the sky and slaying the dragon, Master Fan is trained to be invulnerable to all poisons, Master Fan learns magical martial arts, Master Fan hides in a hole to practice magic, and Master Fan finds his own personal partner—( Dog = Zhao Min)
When the human and dog love was over, they discovered the human alien equipment, C, this equipment is really old.
(Director, is NTMD a native of the earth, Apple has released 5S, do you still have a sense of the future when you log in to the moon in the 1980s?)
A red button, let the two regiments of mercenaries come after them!
(The first girl who hit the soy sauce was shot to death. After a closer look, I realized that it was the girl who made me stand up.) I
thought that the head of this mercenary was a NB character, but as a result, he was beaten casually and beaten by others. , was ridiculed, and finally cut off the little Fei!
The head of another mercenary had a close relationship with Mr. Fan. He thought he was an enemy, but only later did you realize what a true friend is! ! ! Long live! ! !
At this point in the story, I began to be half asleep and half awake, it was really too long in the middle.
(Recalling that the Chinese teacher taught us how to write essays, the beginning and the end should be brilliant, and the handwriting in the middle should be scribbled, so that the teacher who judged the paper basically gave a high score! Unfortunately, director, you didn't meet the Chinese college entrance examination~ Why are you fooling me? U.S. dollars~) The
plot in the middle section is like this, Mr. Fan fights various sects, first kill Kunlun, Huashan, Xiaoyao and other sects. After controlling Shaolin black ghosts, grabbing Yijinjing = energy bar, peeping at Emei (To be honest, this nun's NZ is really bad, it would be great to replace it with Megan Ford!!!) The
twists and turns, Mr. Fan was captured, the human dog Life and death love took 15 seconds!
When the hand rises and the knife falls, the bosses appear. In an instant, Master Fan, like Jet Li's possessed version, used Murong Fu's amazing technique of "using the way of the other side, but also the body of the other side", and killed Xiao Fei~
(This is estimated that the director thought that he was a brain-dead, and he estimated that he would do it by himself. I have had this kind of surgery, so I wrote the script, the surgery scene is completely nonsense, director, are you telling us that words are better than brains?)
After the conversation between Master Fan and the second brother, Shen Chang, they started a new friendship. Brigade, in order to retrieve the energy bar in the middle of the night, rain or shine.
After a few fights back and forth, you will see a very invincible scene.
(A scene that appeared in countless anti-Japanese war dramas, the devil basically had no brains to stand around the hero, and let the hero kill him with a knife!) I
don't know when, Mr. Fan's stomach was bitten, and Jiyou gave up Mr. Fan. , returned to the spacecraft with the energy bar.
Mr. Fan fights the Bright Summit alone! ! !
That's right, it is the bright top, the lightning and thunder, the wind and the rain, and the fist to the flesh!
You will see countless scorpion dragons... The
twists and turns , the good friends arrive with the spaceship, destroy them! ! !
When the NZ beauty came down from the spaceship with soy sauce and rescued Mr. Fan, you will find an ambiguous look and salty hands...
At the end of the story, you will even find out that Mr. Fan is bisexual .
When you said goodbye to your friend, did you remember the feeling of Brokeback Mountain~~~ The
most important thing is the little handsome guy who made soy sauce all the way, he lived to the end, and showed us his whole face,
is this little handsome guy the director? good friend?
Director, WCNMDB ~
Thank you! ! !
Thank you for letting me see countless big noses shaking in the cinema! ! !
Thanks! ! !
Thank you for letting me stand up a bit, and then shrink the audience.
Thank you! ! !
Thank you for letting me know, I was blind and bought your movie to watch~ and then
watch the movie you made, I am xxxx
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Seeing this, do you think it’s over? There
is still a sequel~
Interstellar legend, but you don't see high-tech at all...
Cold weapon
large bluetooth headset
jet motorcycle
sonar scanner
machine gun
... ...
...
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That's the whole story ~ ~ ~ Amen!
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