Shang Ke's low-cost town monster movie, the female man is mighty!

Eusebio 2022-10-11 20:11:50

In fact, what this film wants to explain is the truth that women can hold up half the sky.

The man in the film is too weak:
1. The dog-loving truck driver who looks like a pig's feet is happily rushing on the road with coffee, and is killed by an alien. Damn, you can't crush it with such a big Optimus Prime, and it's also blocked. highway.
2. The black man dragging a suitcase that looks like an Italian brand. It stands to reason that the black man is rich and the muscles in his head should be developed. As a result, he only wanted to get away, but also wanted to throw off the female pig.
3. The Indian grandpa looked very mysterious. He rushed out with a shotgun and killed it in seconds, oh no, was killed in seconds.
4. The farm workers, deputy sheriffs, and mechanics were naturally killed in seconds, and either died very painfully, or died very painfully.
5. The most powerful farm owner in the area looks very fierce. At first, he pointed fingers at female pigs, but he only survived for a while longer than his subordinates. At best, it is the function of preparing Lafite to entertain female pigs. , the speed is spiked.
5. Male pigs, villains, and scientists who dug out aliens are not much better. They have outstanding IQ and physical strength, otherwise they would not be able to dig out the aliens sealed by the Indians; the strength and resourcefulness are first-rate, and the female No. 3 who was deliberately killed was bitten by a snake , and then took the opportunity to use a serological syringe to stab the No. 1 female, reversing the situation and mainly anti-customers; a genius with multiple development, can drive helicopters, be good at pharmaceutical engineering, and create special insecticides with No. 2. But in the face of aliens, that is, a large number of miscellaneous soldiers, first use long spears and short cannons, which is ineffective; play cool and cold weapons, and be directly knocked down; high-voltage electricity is just delaying time, and there is no chance to use special insecticides. He was killed by the alien little Baby at the last minute.
In short, men are unreliable.

The women in the film are amazing:
1. The housewife who hung up first, although her clothes were hung by nails in the end, was heroic, but she found that the crisis response was quick, and she fought back bravely with no minor injuries. Fear of color, although defeated is still glorious!
2. The blond beauty of the driver who died the second time, although she was killed in seconds, she found that the signs were not right at the beginning, she was highly vigilant, and her intuition was accurate. It's a pity that she had a charming expression when she was stuck to death, and she was dedicated to her work!
3. Female No. 3 is a blond slut who wants to enter the entertainment industry wholeheartedly. When she sees a handsome guy repairing a car on the side of the road, she takes the initiative to strike up a conversation. It is a pity that the good show at night was disturbed by the alien. The character called, but full of loyalty, with high evasion skills, survived to the end!
4. Female No. 2 is of Indian blood. Her ancestors fought against aliens. Naturally, she has an immune halo. She quickly figured out the formula of Indian pesticides, poisonous succulents in the desert, ground with uranium-containing rocks, radiocatalytic reactions, organic Extraction, haha, the special insecticide is in hand, the alien speed is evaded, and I live to the end!
5. The female No. 1 is a police flower, with a slender figure and an elegant Latin expression on her face. She likes to have a few drinks at night when she has nothing to do, and helps the farmer catch wolves. Naturally, the aliens will lead you to defeat evil scientists and aliens. monster. It is a pity that the principle of the American Emperor's film is that the bear child cannot die, and the bear child will be killed. The result is very unfortunate. The police flower chose a jihad-style method, turned it into a glamorous human poison, sacrificed herself, and killed the aliens in seconds, heroic!

To be honest, this alien is indeed a bit of a copycat. In fact, this product is a specimen collector of an alien scientist who collects species DNA on earth. As a result, I don’t know whether it was abandoned or the alien scientist is heroic. This product is idle. I spent hundreds of years of happy life with the ANASASI Indians in the Americas. I had been working as a coolie, but suddenly I was treated as a god by others. How cool. It's a pity, I don't know if this guy is crazy, perverted, the program is poisoned, the life support system is broken, or some other reason, he started killing animals and killing people, but he was decisively poisoned by the Indians. After nine hundred years of dormancy, he finally encountered one The second-hand scientists saved this product. I don't know how to repent. You guys can't even beat the primitive tribes, not to mention the modern people who are the total natural enemies of the earth's creatures. They didn't jump around for a few days, and they were poisoned quickly. Go to sleep.

However, I have seen a similar genre in a science fiction novel before, something like a robotic specimen collector in a boreal forest. It is estimated that the director may have also borrowed the author's creativity.

Summing up experience:
1. Small towns, deserts, traffic jams, running out of fuel, and evacuate quickly! Monster
2. Cars should be maintained frequently, otherwise they will definitely lie down at the critical moment.

The small town life in the United States is really comfortable. It is estimated that Indian descendants can rely on government relief to do handicrafts and drink beer for a lifetime. These small town monster films are actually a warning to these guys, don’t be too leisurely and degenerate Ah, don't think it's okay to stay in the country, be careful monsters come and eat you.

Considering its production cost, this film is still pretty good, and you can watch it.

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  • Nodin: [examining the alien piece from the crash] This thing is of unnatural organisms.

  • Nodin: [reading the cave walls about the alien at the dig site] That thing nearly annihilated the entire tribe.