For individual critical thinking and analysis.
And most of all, for appreciating parts of the quote
#1
First of all, I'd like to say a few words to all the people who are mentioned in the recent newspaper article. Please take comfort in knowing that I will not rest until your names are cleared. This experience has taught me an important lesson-having sexual affairs with members of the press is just unfair. It's not unfair to me, mind you, but to all the people in my life whose only crime is knowing me. It was your names, not mine, that suffered from a meaningless affair with a seductress in the form of a young brunette Washington reporter whose name I won't mention because I have dignity.
#2
"You're just making it more complicated so that you can feel sorry for yourself. Like you always said, "If you want an easy job, go work for the Red Cross."
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