You don't understand the director's good intentions! ! !

Karina 2022-03-18 09:01:03

First let's talk about who is the director of this film, Roland Emmerich? Germans, big eyes, high nose bridge, small mouth, and shiny brain gate. In Independence Day, the White House was bombed and the UFO was hit. The day after tomorrow, the big wave pushed the goddess and flooded New York. In 2012, the only ball head that was played on the earth was Everest. All in all, he is a master of disaster films. Where there is him, there is destruction. What is shocking is that the master made an action movie uncharacteristically, so when everyone was discussing what happened to this action film, I believe that the master must be smiling, because he actually made a complete film. disaster film! But the one who brought this disaster was not an alien visitor, nor a giant wave volcano, but the appalling IQ of human beings!
As far as the whole article is concerned, it seems that what people are fighting over and over again is not a presidential nuclear bomb of 400 million US dollars, but a championship titled "who is a pig teammate".
Let's take a look at this western black cowboy president who was still killing the owner of the botanical garden some time ago (the word has become fast enough, a few days ago, you were killing people like a gangster, and you turned into a pacifist), how he is There is no introduction to the entire article on becoming the president, but it must be excellent to use this to highlight the incomparable IQ of the American people. Xiao Hei's role in this crisis is to be shameless and cute. Before the beginning of the whole film, he winked at the kid's mobile phone and molested the little girl. When the bomb exploded and was sold by his subordinates, he still carried out ideological education work naively. Don't be ridiculous, five lectures, four beauties, eight honors, eight shames, group chapters, party chapters, young pioneers chapters, and these forms of ideological education can save human souls. China has long since succeeded. After that, I wore glasses before shooting, my feet slipped in Jordan, I couldn't catch a gun, and I couldn't even beat an uncle who had a brain tumor and couldn't stand up after drinking a little alcohol, etc. These performances can be seen, this is definitely very stupid. Innocent, very dark and non-violent pig-like pit father teammates. That's why, when he asked to go back with the male pig's feet, the male pig's feet firmly said, "No, please, get out of here! (I'll make up for it later)
Let's take a look at this female pig's feet, you're big! You can hook up this divorced man, kick him, and retaliate by giving him small shoes at work. Why is it so direct? It's a foolish nonsense, you know the Kennedy tunnel, why don't you start Just let the awesome Delta Force go in there to save the hostages, even if you don't want to use the military, you National Guard can always tear down an egg.
And our mercenary head is even more ridiculous. It looks like an old river and lake. When a brother died, he shouted that I was going to kill him, and I was going to kill him, and then he was killed by pig feet. I'm afraid that is your chicken oil. The most ridiculous thing is that the president drove out the car to let you fire, and a row of tanks started to move, and it was broken after one shot. As for the others, are they just onlookers? They drive m1a2, bro, you are the National Guard, bro, are you even worse than the Philippine police? If you have a gun, shoot it, and if you have a gun, shoot it. Not even a pig.
That hacker it guy started to get fed up after pressing 1234567890 in the usual way, and finally deleted his own file and played himself to death, okay, boy!
The appearance of Delta Force explained to us why the United States has never wanted to admit their existence - shame! Since it's a strong attack, where do you attack from? It's not a strong attack. Do you have to come from the roof? You have a disease that will kill you if you don't land from the roof, right? Those buddies can jump down, and they still grab the rope and fly out to dry eggs?
In a blink of an eye, the villain has caught the president. You let the two big men next to you grab their hands and press them on the launcher, and it's not over, and you threaten the little girl to fuck up, are you mentally retarded? And that brother turned his butt at the boss after he turned against the water. Isn't this a show of sacrifice? There is that many hostages that make a foolish guard who can't even tell the child's crying father, "Oh! That person is his father", it is difficult for the villain to not lose.
Speaking of which, everyone must have understood how awesome this is. It's a terrible IQ disaster film, but if the director is only sent here, then he must not be called a master, because the whole story hides a bigger disaster. . .
In fact, the male protagonist has already told everyone from the poster that this black president belongs to Lao Tzu, and only Lao Tzu can hold my gun and hold his hand and walk together to the ends of the earth. So the male protagonist tried his best to get close to the president Xiao Hei, but fate was unpredictable. The college girl who was abandoned by the young and frivolous pig's feet back then became his interviewer today. With an expression like you're going to fuck my mother, invite him out of the house. But God is fair, when there is no way to get through on the right, there must be a kind-hearted, nosy, love of cultural relics, and a tour guide who treats the White House as his home on the left to wave to you. In the end, after a shocking crisis, the male pig's feet finally won the heart of the little black president, and even shyly said when he got on the plane, oh where are you, I won't go anywhere without you~.

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White House Down quotes

  • General Caulfield: Sir, I not sure using heavy artillery is a wise...

    President Sawyer: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK IS WISE... YOU GET THAT TANK... YOU PUT A HOLE IN THE GOD-DAMN FENCE RIGHT NOW

  • President Sawyer: Cale... I'm not leaving without my protection